Missed Connections Argument. TL;DR: Some bitch used Missed Connections to talk down a random guy. Someone else saw and defended him. Hilarity ensues as the two
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Missed Connections Argument

TL;DR: Some bitch used Missed Connections to talk down a random guy. Someone else saw and defended him. Hilarity ensues as the two have an internet argument over Craigslist's Missed Connections.

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You' re a man now! - wyrn - 27 (Stafford)
Dear young me stocking the produce section at the Giant supermarket located an Doc Stone Plaza on 610
I can tea by your demeanor acne and overall lack social coquette that you are stn meg your Vegard Dude I understand Not telly But
I he as nothong to be ashamed about What you should be ashamed about rs how ******* awkward rt rs to shop for kale while yours standing three inches from
my ace and googly eyes at me whats more rs the act that I have my children nth me and yes I know I look we the babysitter but back the **** off I
also noticed that are I moved away from the kale and proceeded to contemplate whether or not I wanted or broccli that you wee stn slang at me
It wasnt endearing It wasnt cute It was creepy When I was forced to walk past you to get to the carrots you made sure to make your awkwardness known
That‘; when I gave you the best bitch ace I could muster and asked "?" I thank we shared some type ieconnection because you immedately got beet red
and re off I thank you razed your pants Sorry about that Not telly
In closing
The gal that wishes she went to ' s instead
s Stafford
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dear stuck up Misstating to that produce clerk
clearly you take for granted what god has / v bestowed upon you a nice locker body ever are kids
how many women would in to teeth a sexy physique ever are rust basing I child 7
so what fa guy looks at you nth awe and 7
you should be so lucky to have ANYONE stare at you the way he dd
and do not be a Hypocrite
you know we produce clerk was an eyes nth pets and biceps we " carved from stone your serato@ telus pretentious post here
wouldbe ended nth your phone number address and when yours spongeboob hubby leaves for work
rm sure 20 yers down the road yours gonna be begging for ANY attention as rm sure yawn be here trolleng an the Casuals looking for cos your me rs
too busy boinking younger chicks at work and too sick and tired at your saggy welded up body that many guys have plowed before he wedded you
and you mart want to ask yourselfes god had been less merc' dul and yen you what 80% are are kids = # calms pudge nabs
ewes hart droopy boobs a bigger butt than the toilets could hold from Lowes etc that the produced clerk would Ipt a raises; about you that day
you mart consider other Moms who are not as lucky as you that they could get any guy to look at them the way the hubbys used to
and to that produce clerk ROCK ON brothe I I I
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Re: Re: You' re a Man ow! - wyrn - 27 (Stafford)
Dear as yer old one
I dont appreciate any man that thanks as acceptable to gawk at someone Lets not forget to mention how uncomfortable rt rs for the peson at warch they are
gawking advances can wily cross mm sexual harassment lht I thank the produce boy at Giant was sexually harassing me? Absolutely not lht I
feel threatened that he may No Do Heal hrs behavior was unprofessional and 'inapropriate? Yes
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had a headache every ******* day for yers What I do have rs a very condiment demeanor and a proper Stung bra to support my saggy and deflated an
I make avery conceded effort to mama a healthy and squash appearance The mens that I wet clothes ******* and are flattering to my body shape The mens
that put an a me extra effort an getting dressed instead yoga pants and hoodies everywhere The mens that I thank takasu five extra minutes to throw on
some mascara and lipstick rs worth my one What people see rs someone that rs condiment Someone that rs happy an the body Someone that respects themselves
ewe to care and understand that yes people do judge by appearances and first impressions
I must say that fl wee a man and I worked long hours outside tithe home that I would not appreciate comany home to someone that doesnt put effort mm the
appearance The doesnt men they need to be pefect by any mens It mens that maybe knowing when your other rs starme an the pajamas all day
didn‘ t bathe or ever bother nth brushing the hart that rt mart be a huge turn off
You are random assumptions about my class my metal status and other unfounded and outrageous clams You sound
and jealous I suggest you start putting more affect me what you could do a peson to better yourself so that your ishness doesnt we so much
Best regards
The gal that ssg no longer stray from wedges
s Stafford
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mice were takng about assumptions you mart want to add "obvious"
to your post cos you seem to galore your own contradictions from one post to another
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you ASSUMED he was tryig to "shared some type ieconnection [l es you
you ASSUMED he you [l look we the babysitter [l
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eve thank there supposed to make eye contact nth every custome 7
do you ever know how many customers bitch and comer to get people fired cos they feel they need to waited on handbook and they werent 7
eve thank that hes meg at you cos he felt sorry for you cos ofyour being [l for my we and I have the abs on water bed hart and
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how Wkly you rump to "sexual harrassment" at the drop on hat
now l dent know any hot "babysitters" that are [l for my we and I have the abs on water bed meg he and sometimes/ d grey oness [l
you got the same mortality club gals who dresses slutty who bitch at lose guys who lee at them while blushing for hot guys isang the same lose pm
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you p y rt come you got some massive yet clear you look we a hot yams: and how you make every effort to look good then bitch about
people attention to you for looking good psycho much 7
yours all we the freking place nth your rm hot rm ugly too good too bad too much too me hot cold blah blah
contrare' ction Irony or plan insanaty
rust pick one and stay nth rt I
and constelations that you put extra effort an yourselfkill good
age you should be happy someone would look at you at all
you clearly made sure you go out looking good, so rust enjoy the complament
and stop being a hypocrite stop contrare' cking yourself
you make a better argument about playing the 'victim" ffyou werent all we the map
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dear milford one dude
you guys are kick ass keep up the good work)
COME ON FOURGY
oh l rust love this town soor much! I I
missed connections rode!
sincerely
the chick who has no cable and nothong better to do today
s Lennon freiburg
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Submitted: 08/22/2013
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