Women And Men. I don't hate women I just thought this was funny. Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mik
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Women And Men

I don't hate women I just thought this was funny

Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laura, Kate and
Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John out, they will
affectionately refer to each other as Fat
Boy, Dickhead and **** for Brains.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and
John will each throw in , even thaugh
it' s only for . 50. Nene of them will have
anything smaller and nene will actually
admit they want change back.
Al/ hen the girls get their bill, em come the
pocket calculators.
MONEY
we man will pay fora item he needs.
we weman will pay for a item that
she doesn' t need, but is en sale.
BATHROOMS
we man has six items in his bathromm:
toothbrush, , razor, shampoo,
seep and a towel.
The average number of items in the
typical nornan' s bathrooms is 337. A man
would not be able identify more than
20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
we weman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning ofa new argument.
FUTURE
A weman wearies about the future until
she gets a husband.
we man never wearies about the future
until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
1 successful man is ene whe makes more
maney than his wife can spend.
we successful weman is one whe can find
such a man.
MARRIAGE
A weman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he deosn' t.
we man marries a weman expecting that
she won' t change, but she does,
DRESSING UP
we weman will dress up to shopping,
water the plants, empty the trash, answer
the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
we man will dress up for weddings and
funerals.
NATURAL
1/ len wake up as goodatlosing as they
went bed.
Errupt somehow deteriorate during the
night.
OFFSPRING
we weman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments
and romances, best friends favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the house
THOUGHT OF THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There/ s no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
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#2 - 4chan refugee (08/22/2013) [-]
I remember reading this list 12 years ago whilst bored in a college class. The list I read had more things on it though. I will be waiting for the rest of it from you. If I see such a list from you, it'll be down thumbed. From me!
#1 - snacksandmeals (08/22/2013) [-]
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