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#1 - chriskwondo (08/22/2013) [-]
Putin:
>Wasting gas
>Not wearing helmet=disregarding safety
>2/10 Would not wrestle

Obama:
>Bicycle saves the environment
>Proper safety gear=promoting good riding habits for youth
>11/10 Would vote
User avatar #22 to #1 - foelkera (08/23/2013) [-]
Putin:
>Having soldiers driving hovercrafts onto beaches full of sunbathers for no reason
>Not giving a **** =disregarding ********* ****
>17/10 Would vote for

Obama:
>Saying every ******** that gets shot is him 35 years ago
>Arresting people who expose warcrimes
>-3/10 would not shoot 'terrorists' with
User avatar #43 to #22 - ilovehitler (08/23/2013) [-]
I feel I'm missing something here...
Hovercrafts? Do those things even exist?
User avatar #45 to #44 - ilovehitler (08/23/2013) [-]
So now the Ruskies have hovercrafts.
game's over.
User avatar #46 to #45 - foelkera (08/23/2013) [-]
pretty much every advanced military have hovercrafts. They're good landing craft because they don't set off mines when they're near the coast.
User avatar #47 to #46 - ilovehitler (08/23/2013) [-]
Really? Neat.

Have militaries yet to find a way to make mines for them, or is there a way that just is very impracticable?
User avatar #48 to #47 - foelkera (08/23/2013) [-]
Not sure if any kind would work. Usually mines protecting beaches are proximity mines that explode when you touch them, but since hovercraft glide on cushions of air they can't touch the mines, so maybe a really advanced noise activated one could be set off by a slightly louder craft.
#5 to #1 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/22/2013) [-]
putin
>looks badass
>the ground needs a helmet to protect it from him
9/11 would ride a bear with

obama
>looks like a sissy
>mudguard is ridiculously high
2/10 would drone strike
#18 to #5 - anonymous (08/23/2013) [-]
>looks badass
>riding over-glorified tricycle.

No.
#68 to #18 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/23/2013) [-]
looks pretty badass to me
#9 to #5 - nsfwanon (08/22/2013) [-]
It's not a mudguard, it's more than likely a towbar for a trolley you can put your kids in. Can't remember the real name for them though.
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