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#18 - hueyfreeman (08/22/2013) [-]
mfw still basically in the middle school stage when I'm a senior in high school
#70 to #18 - ubercomfychair (08/22/2013) [-]
alright hojo i just finished high school and i went through that stage but busted out of it so im going to give you some advice. i had a girl in my sophomore year spanish class who was a solid 7/10. first thought was "damn id hit that" ( i was an immature **** ). the second hardest part of my story with this girl was just getting the balls to talk to her. one day i just started talking to her during class and we became friends. so for my first piece of advice to you, talking to a girl no matter how hot/popular isnt a big deal. just dont be creepy and dont try to hard you need to relax. fast foward 2 and a half years and i still had not gotten the balls to ask this girl out. i was afraid of ******* up friendships since we had a lot of the same friends and more importantly losing her as a friend. eventually i decided i had wasted too much time being hung up on the same girl in high school so i decided to throw a hail mary and finally ask her out. she shot me down like a spy plane over the ussr. i didnt even get the pleasure of the friendzone. she spoke to me once after wards to tell me to **** off when we were playing frisbee in gym. what i want you to get from this is you are a senior in high school. next summer you will be leaving for college and none of that will have mattered. in high school the most important thing is to get the balls to talk to a girl and even more importantly have the balls to ask one out. people will tell you the worst a girl can say is "no" and thats bull **** . they can and probably will do far worse but you cant be afraid of what might happen. you are going into your senior year of high school your main goal should be to have fun and if you are lucky you will find a girl with the same interests as you. dont worry about the number of girlfriends you have had in high school. whats more important is getting through high school knowing how to get one.
User avatar #77 to #70 - mistafishy (08/23/2013) [-]
"the worst a girl can say is "no" and thats bull **** . they can and probably will do far worse but you cant be afraid of what might happen."

Thanks... I think...
#78 to #77 - ubercomfychair (08/23/2013) [-]
sorry to say it hojo but its true. gotta go in prepared
User avatar #71 to #70 - hueyfreeman (08/23/2013) [-]
read comment #53 plz
#72 to #71 - ubercomfychair (08/23/2013) [-]
didnt i mention at the beginning of my comment i just finished high school? no more reading for me
#47 to #18 - fractalius (08/22/2013) [-]
How?

I'm no "alphamale" but talking to girls isn't even that hard...

Literally the only reason for you to be nervous is because you think you have to be nervous.

Try finding one chick. ONE girl that you'd be down to hook up with, but wouldn't give a **** and a half if it didn't happen, and just TALK TO HER.

Find a reason to insert yourself into the conversation. Ask her what the homework was, throw a little tease/joke in there. Make her laugh and blush, then ask for her number
User avatar #49 to #47 - hueyfreeman (08/22/2013) [-]
no u
#50 to #49 - fractalius (08/22/2013) [-]
I do... that's why I'm not a kissless virgin.

Seriously, you want to know how to be an "alpha"?

1) Go to the gym, follow Stronglifts 5x5 program 3 times a week.
2) Go on at least 2 bike rides or runs a week
3) Try to notice a pattern. You like a girl, **** hits the fan, you're sad, a month later you move on. Why not just skip the month of sadness? Why are you wasting your time being sad? It's not going to get you the girl, if **** has hit the fan you'll probably NEVER get THAT girl, but luckilly there's roughly 4 BILLION girls in the world. Just go find another girl to like, it's what's gonna happen eventually.
4) Not being a dumbass combined with being a prime condittion human will net you loads of bitches
User avatar #51 to #50 - hueyfreeman (08/22/2013) [-]
k
#52 to #51 - fractalius (08/22/2013) [-]
>Complains about being beta/afraid around girls
>Someone gives you advice
>"no u" and "k"

**** son just trying to help. If you want to wallow in your pity go ahead.
User avatar #53 to #52 - hueyfreeman (08/22/2013) [-]
The original comment wasn't really me being serious, I just thought it would be funny self-depreciation humor
#54 to #53 - fractalius (08/22/2013) [-]
Ah, sarcasm is hard to define over text
User avatar #55 to #54 - hueyfreeman (08/22/2013) [-]
It's cool man, it wasn't really detectable that I was joking, I'm sure there are plenty of fj users who would post that in all seriousness
User avatar #38 to #18 - douevensax (08/22/2013) [-]
Same.........
#42 to #35 - neznanc **User deleted account** (08/22/2013) [-]
Calling him beta and piece of **** , while you don't have the balls to comment while logged in. You are sad.
User avatar #36 to #35 - hueyfreeman (08/22/2013) [-]
I ain't denying ****
#31 to #18 - unoriginalaccount (08/22/2013) [-]
High School Junior with the same problem.
User avatar #26 to #18 - ehzio (08/22/2013) [-]
Don't fret...I'm a college freshman..
#28 to #26 - wildemu (08/22/2013) [-]
College senior, in my case...

#60 to #28 - mopeye (08/22/2013) [-]
College junior here.
User avatar #84 to #60 - deiignis (08/23/2013) [-]
Guess I'll ****** complete the cycle...

College sophomore here.

please let this year be better than the last
#119 to #84 - whargarbler (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm 27, and I'm still in the pre-school stage.
User avatar #59 to #28 - ehzio (08/22/2013) [-]
you should start fretting then
User avatar #25 to #18 - funnyjunkforlife (08/22/2013) [-]
Knees weak
Arms are heavy
Mom's spaghetti
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