Scottish Comedian. ... but we always cuddle after.. I remember back when I lived in London,,, And every once in a while I would have sex with a girl from an ari
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Scottish Comedian

... but we always cuddle after.

I remember back when I lived in London,,,
And every once in a while I would have
sex with a girl from an aristocratic family.
And,,, You know what? I always enjoyed doing
to them what their ancestors did to my country.
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Submitted: 08/22/2013
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User avatar #2 - theugandanhero (08/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Craig Ferguson, by the way.
He's a pretty hilarious guy.
User avatar #10 - jzpotter ONLINE (08/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Craig Ferguson: Does this need to be said? (Stand-Up Special) HD Sauce. His whole show is funny as **** .
#8 - Slicernicer (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The House of Stuart was from Scotland.
Technically the Scots took over England.
User avatar #9 to #8 - captainpatters (08/23/2013) [-]
Took over is very different to "the next line of the throne was king of another country". And even after the monarchy was unionised England and Scotland stayed very separate until 1707 when they united under English administration
#21 - sedativechunk (08/23/2013) [-]
Craig Ferguson!!! Back in 2007, my mother wrote to a local theater to have Craig come and do stand up. They talked to his agent's and he actually came out!!! He's been near my neighborhood three times now and sold out each time! He also read some of my moms email live on the late show!   
   
Craig is awesome! His late night show doesn't do him justice. If you see him live, uncensored, he is a fantastic comedian with one hell of a life story. He also now tours with "Josh Robert Thomspon", the guy that does the voice of the robot on craig. He is a FANTASTIC warm up comedian and perfectly does impersonations of Liam Neeson, Robert DeNiro, and many others!!
Craig Ferguson!!! Back in 2007, my mother wrote to a local theater to have Craig come and do stand up. They talked to his agent's and he actually came out!!! He's been near my neighborhood three times now and sold out each time! He also read some of my moms email live on the late show!

Craig is awesome! His late night show doesn't do him justice. If you see him live, uncensored, he is a fantastic comedian with one hell of a life story. He also now tours with "Josh Robert Thomspon", the guy that does the voice of the robot on craig. He is a FANTASTIC warm up comedian and perfectly does impersonations of Liam Neeson, Robert DeNiro, and many others!!
User avatar #17 - liamdurf (08/23/2013) [-]
Sounds like she likes it rough.
User avatar #19 - themastermorris (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm surprised I haven't seen an aristocrats joke in the comments yet
User avatar #18 - awildniglet (08/23/2013) [-]
It's Craig Ferguson
#7 - shadowbloodedge (08/22/2013) [-]
Tomorrows just your future yesterday.   
   
I 						*******					 love Craig Ferguson and The Late Late Show.
Tomorrows just your future yesterday.

I ******* love Craig Ferguson and The Late Late Show.
User avatar #6 - ireallylikepotatoe (08/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm waiting for Scotland to get independence and celebrating it like they've won the world cup and trying to rub it in England's faces while the entirety of England don't even care or pay attention to them.
User avatar #12 to #6 - StareHitler (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm waiting for aston villa to win the premier and celebrate it like htey've won the champions league and try to rub it on any big team in england, while any of them even care or pay attention to them
#5 - badgerbaiting (08/22/2013) [-]
MFW my girlfriend is aristocratic (ish).
MFW my girlfriend is aristocratic (ish).
#4 - restfullwicked (08/22/2013) [-]
he robbed them? i understand the joke, but we did take a LOT of diamonds
#1 - anon (08/22/2013) [-]
That list picture... Cupping their scrotum?
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