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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#18 - imaglass
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User avatar #49 to #48 - imaglass
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yes, just keep trying
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User avatar #51 to #50 - imaglass
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nope keep trying
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User avatar #53 to #52 - imaglass
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have you tried to enlarge it?
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User avatar #55 to #54 - imaglass
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you sir, are retarded
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User avatar #57 to #56 - imaglass
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shhhhhh it's ok




just shut up now
#58 to #57 - shitdickinator
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User avatar #59 to #58 - imaglass
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have you tried deleting system32?
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User avatar #62 to #60 - imaglass
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sorry to tell you this dude, but you went full retard...

Never go full retard...
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#64 to #63 - imaglass
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User avatar #78 to #65 - rokkarokkaali
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**rokkarokkaali rolls 8,813** why are you rolling with everything you say
#93 to #18 - duelknight
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#126 to #18 - anon id: 18836330
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I don't know if I want to
#171 to #18 - suiker
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I feel dumb
#104 to #18 - dsgbiohazard
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User avatar #106 to #104 - clechyl
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It's like you can feel it
#120 to #106 - hsawryt
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no thats the drugs
User avatar #32 to #18 - thebuttman
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I just took order from a internet
#77 to #18 - isiupick
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#20 to #18 - gorillaztwentyfour
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if you can click on the image, it's a dead giveaway   
   
not bad, though.
if you can click on the image, it's a dead giveaway

not bad, though.
User avatar #70 to #20 - octaviano
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Source of that?
User avatar #72 to #70 - demonicchimera
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Sword Art Online
#21 to #18 - danyrambo
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User avatar #91 to #21 - dezzka
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We wait for Half life 3
User avatar #132 to #91 - rapsuskiller
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I was gonna thumb you up, but I didn´t wanna ruin the awesome amount of thumbs you slready have (33)

I hope you can forgive me
#22 - ffffyou
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#23 - duedum
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I'm just gonna start the *********,   
   
GTA is infinetly better than SR.   
   
Bye.
I'm just gonna start the *********,

GTA is infinetly better than SR.

Bye.
#87 to #23 - tyroneisanigger
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User avatar #144 to #23 - shoryuken
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I prefer gta, I think saints is just a blatant rip off
User avatar #68 to #23 - flutterfiresalt
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Depends on what you want. GTA is definitely for more mature audiences, but Saints Row is definitely for people who just want to have fun.
User avatar #90 to #23 - willindor
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Depents what you prefer. If you want to play a silly game then it's SR for you.
User avatar #94 to #23 - mistafishy
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I feel like this is one of those comments where there's a secret thumb war happening this very second, and right now, GTA fans are winning it despite being trapped behind heavily fortified enemy lines...
#105 to #23 - anon id: 66d80a14
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Depends, GTA V > SR4 but SR3 > GTA IV. (GTA IV was ****...)
User avatar #155 to #105 - deviousdanish
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SR2 > SR3 (SR3 was ****...)
#133 to #23 - anon id: 16bd0557
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yeah but both games are for ******* pikeys and scumbags who don't know what a good game is
User avatar #158 to #23 - thepandaking
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It's apples and dildoes, man. totally different games.
User avatar #160 to #23 - anthonyh
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I love them both, but I also love customization, which SR has a metric **** ton of.
User avatar #75 to #23 - gcaboose
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GTA 4 was a bit too slow but Saints Row felt really small for some reason
#96 to #23 - twofreegerbils
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User avatar #137 to #23 - gitanisme
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You sir are really stupid. SR and GTA are completely different games and therefore can't be compared.
#26 to #23 - slyve
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I love them both equally and wouldn't wanna have to choose between the two. I hope they never decide to make one of them a console exclusive, that would suck ass.
User avatar #35 to #26 - duedum
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Sure sure, it's just that I'm way more impressed with GTA. Also, when I mean SR, I mean the new ones. Hitting people with dildobats and stuff was funny for a while, but in the end, that was really it. Don't really like the map layout in SR3 either.
User avatar #38 to #35 - tmgrskat
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SR2 was Godlike.
Now it's just trying too hard to be random.
User avatar #27 to #26 - slyve
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I think "wouldn't wanna have" is grammatically ****** beyond saving, but i can't really figure out how that sentence should be written. Just ignore your inner grammar nazi and tell him i tried my best.
User avatar #1 - heartlessrobot
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Flamethrower? Actual sex minigames? Being able to make an androgynous character? Horse Dildos?
User avatar #4 to #1 - gameshredder
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Have you not played Saints Row Five?

They did all that already!
User avatar #10 to #1 - bendeman
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pretty sure Saints row 2 onward has had flamethrowers
User avatar #12 to #1 - srskate
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Saints row two had all that, sans horse dildos.
User avatar #40 to #1 - robouteguilliman
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You can make an androgynous character in Saints Row 4. Also the Penetrator might as well count as a horse dildo. It is a baseball bat dildo after all.
User avatar #66 to #40 - heartlessrobot
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It's not shaped like a horse dick.
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#127 to #1 - aerosol
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Again with the horse dildos? I'm starting to think you might actually enjoy talking about dildos and other matters sexual in nature. Crazy thought, huh?
#138 to #127 - heartlessrobot
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Yeah, crazy.
User avatar #3 to #1 - stealthnull
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i think they've done all that.
#107 - CollinTB
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Remember when Saints Row was about gangs?
Remember when Saints Row was about gangs?
User avatar #111 to #107 - yorker
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They should stop making it after 4.
User avatar #118 to #111 - stealthfoxbrony
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They claim it's the final chapter.
User avatar #151 to #118 - unikornanarkyh
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Saints Row 5. A different chapter entirely.

You play as a Canadian
User avatar #154 to #151 - stealthfoxbrony
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Pfft, already doing that.
User avatar #157 to #154 - unikornanarkyh
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Damn.. Comin' at us like a train, these games are
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#15 - dtanobo
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I wouldn't be surprised if the next Saints row ends up being gang warfare for different planets.
User avatar #114 to #15 - radamski
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That pretty much happened in SR3. They could easily set up a story for that
#9 - nighthawxx
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dildo tentacle bat
User avatar #33 to #9 - juppaware
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nuf said
#140 to #9 - anon id: bf4f1f42
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i want to be a hentai tentacle monster
User avatar #83 to #9 - Redfinale
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The Penetrator is also in Saints Row IV
User avatar #13 to #9 - biggiesmallss
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"Popular in Japan."
User avatar #43 - jasonthebomb
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Saints row X will have the cover art as a purple dildo. And for the game, there is no game. Just a picture of a dildo. Trailers? Just a picture of a dildo staying on screen for 1 - 2 minutes.

Oh, who remembered the dildo in the police shower in San Andreas?
User avatar #61 to #43 - thathorse
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Not to mention the collectors edition includes the opportunity to get smacked with a purple dildo (sales employee's opportunity not yours)
User avatar #181 to #61 - jasonthebomb
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the special edition will have the game inside a humongous dildo where the disc is shaped as a dildo and game case too.
User avatar #39 - I Am Monkey
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I think Saints Row 2 was by far the best Saints Row game. It was serious and funny at the same time. It was fun, but it could get dark when it had Carlos getting dragged behind the the truck, shooting Julius in the face, Saints Row 3 had nothing like that. Somewhere between 2 and 3 Volition forgot about juxtaposition. Comedy works better in contrast to the serious parts. If it's all dildo bats and autotuned pimps the comedy just gets drowned out. I think it's a shame that it's all about comedy now, because they're really good at story when they try.
User avatar #74 to #39 - blooby
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Have you played SR4 yet? It really feels like Volition tried as hard as possible to please fans of the first games and set everything straight. I think it was a ******* awesome way to end the series and I can't wait to see what they bring to the table in the next game.
#76 to #74 - anon id: 92bc406e
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I can't tell if you're retarded or not. Half your comment is about the series ending then the other half is how excited you are for the next Saints Row.
User avatar #82 to #76 - blooby
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Volition said they're ending the series with the current characters, and the next game is going to have an entirely different cast. And a word of advice, if you're going to be a dick to someone, don't post anonymous.
User avatar #112 to #39 - yorker
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Comedy and making light of an otherwise dark story only makes it more dark, which is good.
They need watch Pulp Fiction again.
User avatar #121 to #39 - heartlessrobot
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That's because people complained it was just a GTA copy, so they went their own way with it.
User avatar #41 to #39 - jasonthebomb
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You forgot the perfect mixture of action and drama in the cutscenes.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jasonthebomb
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I also just got SR4 today. ******* amazing game.
User avatar #152 to #42 - deviousdanish
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Is it true that it doesn't have 106.66?
User avatar #80 to #42 - theantidote
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Sooooooo..you recommend it? I am a bit borderline whether to get it or not
User avatar #44 to #42 - nyangiraffe
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It is fun as hell. I got my copy yesterday and I can't put it down
User avatar #45 to #44 - jasonthebomb
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I started playing about 3:00 noon today, and stopped at 4:00 AM. Just 52 minutes ago.
User avatar #46 to #45 - nyangiraffe
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I didn't think superpowers could change the game so much, but it feels almost nothing like the third. It is faster, more solid, and the powers are so good!
User avatar #47 to #46 - jasonthebomb
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Faster than the UFO/VTOL! After this, cars seem practically useless.
Also, one of the songs from Planet Zin sounds ALOT like Bombshell Blonde by Owl City.

And I already felt like a god using low gravity in SR2.
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User avatar #145 to #129 - paradox
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what show is that?
User avatar #180 to #172 - paradox
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you are awesome & you should feel that way
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SUGAR PEAS
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