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Why Good Husbands choose
instead of
when I' m High, when I' m High,
I' ll always like my wife' s making Ewen' tta. dawn an
to play with my kids
When I' m High,
My desire to get eff the much and
beat my wife savagely to step her
when rm High, endless nagging_ will be
I will aways he less than my desire to finer: watching
attacthed to my wife this shampoo again.
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Submitted: 08/21/2013
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#46 - thraxis (08/22/2013) [+] (15 replies)
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First of all, I know I'm breaking my number one rule of don't feed the trolls, but holy 						****					, you guys and gals. I didn't realize that Funnyjunk was the new hangout of the Temperance Coalition. It's a joke. Don't find it funny, thumb down, but I really didn't post it  to create a soapbox for you all to get up on so you can morally stroke off. Yes, it's 'wrong' to do drugs and alcohol in front of your kids, you should find your wife hot no matter what, you should be getting high on life, or whatever else Kirk Cameron jizzed out all over your face. Hey, this is Funnyjunk. We laugh at 9/11 jokes, neckbeards, pedophilia, sloth rapists, and other 'morally grey' things. Jesus 						*************					 Christ. For once, I'm ashamed of the LACK of moral depravity on display here. For shame on all of you.
First of all, I know I'm breaking my number one rule of don't feed the trolls, but holy **** , you guys and gals. I didn't realize that Funnyjunk was the new hangout of the Temperance Coalition. It's a joke. Don't find it funny, thumb down, but I really didn't post it to create a soapbox for you all to get up on so you can morally stroke off. Yes, it's 'wrong' to do drugs and alcohol in front of your kids, you should find your wife hot no matter what, you should be getting high on life, or whatever else Kirk Cameron jizzed out all over your face. Hey, this is Funnyjunk. We laugh at 9/11 jokes, neckbeards, pedophilia, sloth rapists, and other 'morally grey' things. Jesus ************* Christ. For once, I'm ashamed of the LACK of moral depravity on display here. For shame on all of you.
#10 - niggerlips (08/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
you arent a very god husband if you have to be high or drunk around your family
you arent a very god husband if you have to be high or drunk around your family
User avatar #11 - bladeboy (08/22/2013) [+] (22 replies)
How about not doing anything illegal near your children.
User avatar #27 to #11 - nevrit (08/22/2013) [-]
Reading down your comments, I can see your point of view. You operate under the pretense that anything illegal is wrong and doing illegal activities is wrong. While I can see were you are going with this about instilling a sense of right and wrong in a child, you completely ignore the fact that not all illegal things are "bad". I do see your concern of display over disrespect of the law however. I feel that respect for the law should indeed be instilled, but more so than that an understanding of right and wrong should be instilled first.

Before you post your comment once more believing that you didn't get your point across and thinking I didn't understand, trust me I did. Just because something is illegal, does not mean it is wrong.
User avatar #71 - gibroner (08/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I've never understood people who get angry when they're drunk I get super ******* friendly
#13 - lordraine ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
If you aren't constantly sexually attracted to the woman that is forced to live in the same space and sleep in the same bed as you are, then you need more than cannabis to fix that.
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2013) [+] (40 replies)
When I'm high, I eat my kids snacks
When I'm high, I want to get my kids high too
When I'm high, I'm too nervous to get an erection
When I'm high, my desire to do anything productive is significantly less than my desire to finish watching this shampoo commercial again

*When I can handle my alcohol, the flavours of my food become stronger
When I can handle my alcohol, I'm often silly and make many childish jokes that my kids love
When I can handle my alcohol, I can either have a wild or more seductive night, depending upon the mood
When I can handle my alcohol, my desire to do anything bad is significantly less due to my more open-hearted and emotional nature, and I have a boost of direction and boldness that allows me to take greater chances for more reward


See? Both weed and alcohol can be good, just like both weed and alcohol can be bad; because it's not about the substance, but about the person USING it (and let's face it, all substances are bad when you abuse them)
#79 - hydromatic (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Implying you can't drink alot of alcohol and still be a good husband (and parent)

<<<Geoff Ramsey.
User avatar #39 - lolollo (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I drink alcohol, all of the stress of the day leaves my body, making me a more pleasant person to be around.

When I smoke weed, the office holds a random drug test, I test possitive, get fired, and can no longer pay for food and clothing for my children.

Welcome to the real world. You want to make a difference, work to get it legalized. Don't just post ******** about how weed is God's gift to everyone and everything ever.
User avatar #29 - ieatsnatch ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Not everyone is an angry drunk, OP.
User avatar #38 - Temari (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or just don't do drugs or drink near your children.

Be a good role model/
User avatar #41 to #38 - sadistikal ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
but you can still do that stuff in your neighbour's garage
#90 - toaki (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - highfocus (08/21/2013) [-]
use this
User avatar #76 - konradkurze (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
idk, doesnt being stoned give you the sex drive of a lettuce?

when youre a sloth, getting into a heart-racing sexual rampage kinda doesnt happen
User avatar #61 - rdangerdash ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
The comments on this post are worse than youtube comments.
User avatar #80 - exhaustedheadcase (08/22/2013) [-]
seems to me pot supressed my sexual desire when i was on it
my then girlfriend used to crawl on me and do all manners of things to get me roaring to go but i would just sit back and keep on playing my playstation
User avatar #75 - Awesomecarrot (08/22/2013) [-]
Weed seems to be the way forward. I'd have liked to carry on with it
but it seems to trigger anxiety and other psychological issues on my part
so I'm having to avoid it.
That's what's good about alcohol; it suits almost everyone. Weed can mess
you up if you don't have the right mind for it.
#62 - sirnigga (08/22/2013) [-]
first
User avatar #101 - laelaps (08/22/2013) [-]
what if I choose neither? Does that make me a bad husband?
User avatar #40 - kaiizel (08/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So you need drugs to be a good, normal person? Kill yourself.
User avatar #94 to #40 - demonican ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
I think all people on antidepressants really felt good about this...
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