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Why Good Husbands choose
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to play with my kids
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#46 - thraxis [OP]
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First of all, I know I'm breaking my number one rule of don't feed the trolls, but holy ****, you guys and gals. I didn't realize that Funnyjunk was the new hangout of the Temperance Coalition. It's a joke. Don't find it funny, thumb down, but I really didn't post it  to create a soapbox for you all to get up on so you can morally stroke off. Yes, it's 'wrong' to do drugs and alcohol in front of your kids, you should find your wife hot no matter what, you should be getting high on life, or whatever else Kirk Cameron jizzed out all over your face. Hey, this is Funnyjunk. We laugh at 9/11 jokes, neckbeards, pedophilia, sloth rapists, and other 'morally grey' things. Jesus ************* Christ. For once, I'm ashamed of the LACK of moral depravity on display here. For shame on all of you.
First of all, I know I'm breaking my number one rule of don't feed the trolls, but holy ****, you guys and gals. I didn't realize that Funnyjunk was the new hangout of the Temperance Coalition. It's a joke. Don't find it funny, thumb down, but I really didn't post it to create a soapbox for you all to get up on so you can morally stroke off. Yes, it's 'wrong' to do drugs and alcohol in front of your kids, you should find your wife hot no matter what, you should be getting high on life, or whatever else Kirk Cameron jizzed out all over your face. Hey, this is Funnyjunk. We laugh at 9/11 jokes, neckbeards, pedophilia, sloth rapists, and other 'morally grey' things. Jesus ************* Christ. For once, I'm ashamed of the LACK of moral depravity on display here. For shame on all of you.
User avatar #48 to #46 - killaavenged
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lol, this is like everyone thinks you mean you're incapable of doing those things without weed, which is retarded if you actually read the post.
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User avatar #99 to #46 - newforomador
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What people aren't understanding about the post is that it doesn't mean to be high 24/7 buying a gram every day, it means to do it in moderation. The same can be said about alcohol, and it really just comes down to who you are. There are people like my step-dad who get really happy and nice when they're drunk, then there's people that get angry and mean when they're drunk. I'm not sure about different types of people for weed, but the main message should be to do whatever makes you a better person, and don't abuse it.
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#47 to #46 - anon id: 724e76d5
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lol
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User avatar #82 to #46 - alstorp
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Whatever whatever?
User avatar #83 to #46 - snowheyoh
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I love you thraxis
#105 to #46 - megustan
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Jesus ************* Christ. That's all I got out of that XD
Jesus ************* Christ. That's all I got out of that XD
#67 to #46 - coryxyzagain
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Yea man, I feel you. It seems like anything goes but pot on FJ nowadays. It's ******* weird.
User avatar #51 to #46 - onionknight
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jesus doesnt titi **** anybody
#78 to #51 - henryjak
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****** beat me to it.
#56 to #46 - homicidalpickle
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#59 to #46 - ottoboys
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#64 to #46 - atomschlumpf
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dude , your rant was funnier than your content, have a nice day
#10 - niggerlips
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you arent a very god husband if you have to be high or drunk around your family
you arent a very god husband if you have to be high or drunk around your family
User avatar #93 to #10 - jamiemsm
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you aren't very good at getting when things are jokes are you?
#28 to #10 - anon id: 8793e2fb
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you've clearly never been married
#88 to #10 - anon id: 03513890
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i don't think anyone can be a god husband
User avatar #33 to #10 - hasanaat
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"**** OFF YOGI BEAR"
User avatar #26 to #10 - arsenymous
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thank you **********
User avatar #11 - bladeboy
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How about not doing anything illegal near your children.
User avatar #20 to #11 - cresel
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or you know u could live some place where weed is legal cus everyone dosnt live near you
User avatar #23 to #20 - bladeboy
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My post is for places where weed is illegal.
User avatar #42 to #11 - curtkobain
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what about when pot is legal?
User avatar #57 to #42 - bladeboy
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It's like alcohol. Shouldn't be used around young children, but when theyre mid teenage age I think it's fine.
User avatar #14 to #11 - Zeigh
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No one said you had to blow smoke in their faces.
User avatar #15 to #14 - bladeboy
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He's still doing a illegal activity near his children and putting them at risk. That's what a bad parent does.
User avatar #43 to #15 - curtkobain
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they never said they smoked near the kid. Just high around them. And honestly who knows man. They give green cards out like a pedo gives candy out.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Zeigh
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Not if they live in Colorado or Washington, It's taking a while but we'll get there.
User avatar #17 to #16 - bladeboy
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It's still illegal on a federal level.

It's the same as getting drunk around your young children. It's fine if theyre older ( like 15 and up ) but if they're young it's pretty bad parenting.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Zeigh
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Like I said before, no said you have to do it in front of your children.
and so long as you're not stupid with it you won't get caught.

Besides, in several states sodomy is illegal and it's lawful definition is any sexual act that doesn't lead to procreation. You (hopefully) aren't ******* your wife in the ass in front of your kids but you can still be arrested for it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - bladeboy
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This post implies that you're getting high then hanging out with your family. Sure if the dad wants to go on a boys weekend and get smashed and high that's fine, just not while he's with his kids.
User avatar #21 to #19 - Zeigh
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You shouldn't assume that all parents who get high are bad parents.

My brother is a great father along with his wife, one of the few families I've these past few years in the states who weren't in any debt and they smoke up almost every weekend.

Now I'm not going to assume that every parent is like my brother and his wife, that would be ridiculous but you just seem to think all parents who smoke or drink are bad parents and that is simply not true.
User avatar #22 to #21 - bladeboy
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I said infront of their kids. Drinking alcohol and smoking weed doesn't make you a bad parent, doing it infront of your kids does, at least in my opinion.
User avatar #24 to #22 - Zeigh
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This is three times now that I've had to say that no one is making you blow smoke in your child's face.
Do it on the weekends, in your bedroom or the basement of on the patio, after the kids have gone to sleep.
User avatar #25 to #24 - bladeboy
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And now I have to say this again. It's only bad if they do it infront of their kids, which this post implies.

Now can we stop this ********? because were just repeating ourselves.
User avatar #58 to #25 - skaffanl
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You aren't really smart man. That post doesn't imply the dad smokes his weed in front of his children or his wife, it just says that when the dad is high it is more likely he'll play games with his children. This post never implies smoking in front of children, it implies being high and doing stuff with your children. I mean, you could smoke a joint 40km way and then ride home and you'll still be high.
User avatar #117 to #58 - bladeboy
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That's like being drunk in front of your kids. This is still what I think, you could disagree.
User avatar #136 to #117 - skaffanl
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I don't know if by drunk you mean totally wasted because that's not a good idea no, but I don't see the problem in having parents who drink when you're a kid. I've always seen my dad drink in the evenings, it has never affected me hell I don't even drink alcohol. I wouldn't see a problem if someone was high either, just as the person isn't blazed out of his skull. But when I'm blazed out of my skull I am not capable of playing videogames so I do not assume the guy from the content is high as in drunk but more high as in tipsy.
#72 to #58 - junahi
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I think he means that "being high itself in front of kids is bad". Kinda like being drunk is bad, with or without showing that your drinking.
User avatar #128 to #72 - bladeboy
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Someone finally understands! thank god.
User avatar #27 to #11 - nevrit
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Reading down your comments, I can see your point of view. You operate under the pretense that anything illegal is wrong and doing illegal activities is wrong. While I can see were you are going with this about instilling a sense of right and wrong in a child, you completely ignore the fact that not all illegal things are "bad". I do see your concern of display over disrespect of the law however. I feel that respect for the law should indeed be instilled, but more so than that an understanding of right and wrong should be instilled first.

Before you post your comment once more believing that you didn't get your point across and thinking I didn't understand, trust me I did. Just because something is illegal, does not mean it is wrong.
User avatar #30 to #27 - bladeboy
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I agree that not everything illegal is wrong.
User avatar #71 - gibroner
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I've never understood people who get angry when they're drunk I get super ******* friendly
User avatar #74 to #71 - sketchE
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same. alcohol just inhibits logical thought so if you get angry and hit someone while drunk you just an asshole
User avatar #92 to #74 - demonican
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I get suicidal when i'm drunk, yet i don't have any issues while sober.
User avatar #116 to #92 - sketchE
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usually your subconcious takes over to some degree. me for instance i thought i had put my issues with my ex to rest and then im told i spent the entire night ranting about how much of a using bitch she is. not saying you secretly want to kill yourself but subconciously you have a lot of issues you might not have fully dealt with. just my opinion and observation. im not a psychologist
#13 - lordraine
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If you aren't constantly sexually attracted to the woman that is forced to live in the same space and sleep in the same bed as you are, then you need more than cannabis to fix that.
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall
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When I'm high, I eat my kids snacks
When I'm high, I want to get my kids high too
When I'm high, I'm too nervous to get an erection
When I'm high, my desire to do anything productive is significantly less than my desire to finish watching this shampoo commercial again

*When I can handle my alcohol, the flavours of my food become stronger
When I can handle my alcohol, I'm often silly and make many childish jokes that my kids love
When I can handle my alcohol, I can either have a wild or more seductive night, depending upon the mood
When I can handle my alcohol, my desire to do anything bad is significantly less due to my more open-hearted and emotional nature, and I have a boost of direction and boldness that allows me to take greater chances for more reward


See? Both weed and alcohol can be good, just like both weed and alcohol can be bad; because it's not about the substance, but about the person USING it (and let's face it, all substances are bad when you abuse them)
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User avatar #109 to #86 - captainfuckitall
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Why, cause I choose not to do drugs? I could say the same for you, buddy boy
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User avatar #115 to #114 - captainfuckitall
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Nor do you know anything about me, so we're in the same boat, aren't we?

I actually have never done any narcotics in my life, I've only ever gotten drunk once and I hated it (although it only ever made me affectionate). I can act on my high horse because unlike many of said stoners or drunks, I an survive without it and do it happily as well. If you NEED a narcotic substance to survive, you're just an idiot

I'm not your guy, dude
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User avatar #123 to #122 - captainfuckitall
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That makes it even more pathetic, doing drugs as a hobby.

Using that same logic, you have no right to judge Hitler because you never committed genocide. **** off with your victimization (and for the record, you can always tell who the bigger asshole is when they say "You can't judge me till you've been there")
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User avatar #126 to #124 - captainfuckitall
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Do you do drugs as a hobby? If so, I got some bad news for you...

Say that to second hand smoke (besides, in my experience, stoners blow more pot-smoke in your face than any other narcotic smoker. I've never had a cigarette smoker go out of his way to blow it in my direction, yet I just cannot say that for marijuana smokers). Yes, I get that things aren't bad and only turn bad when bad people use them irresponsibly. As a matter of fact, I understand that to such a degree, I posted it in my very first comment. Fancy that.

No, no it doesn't have an unfair stigma to it, because it's pathetic 'looking forward' to getting high, just like it's pathetic looking forward to getting drunk. Besides, they don't get together to hang out with eachother, they get together to get high, or are you actually trying to tell me they have meaningful conversations and grow positive connections while high on a drug that makes you inherently lazy and slow?

Oh **** off, no druggie is a victim. If you do it to yourself, you're not a victim, you're just an idiot. Oh great, I'm talking to one of 'those' stoners, the ones who constantly bitch about being kept down by "the man". Look here, I'm in Canada, British Columbia, I don't know where you are, but here half of my highschool was always populated with stoners (most of which were near constantly high. No, I'm not even kidding. We had more drop-outs than straight A students, and that was in one of the generally considered 'good' schools). Nobody here cares if you smoke weed, cops don't even arrest people anymore, nor do they get kicked out of shops or restaurants, they're just told to contain themselves. Most people just don't want you smoking it around them; which is similar to how I feel about it. I don't give a damn what you do with your time as long as you're not being a piece of **** next to me, see?
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User avatar #132 to #130 - captainfuckitall
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Because it doesn't actually make you happy, it gives you false happiness. Would you use the same defense for a heroin user? Or a meth-addict? Or a smoker, or a drinker? Believe it or not, I actually have a motto "Either it's all okay or none of it is, any form of compromise is hypocritical" that I use in my day to day life, I deal with everything in absolutes one way or another.

But you're making it seem like it's this grand time where fun is had and relationships are developed, when, in fact, it's just a bunch of people getting stupid in a basement and just sitting there.

BECAUSE YOU`RE JUSTIFYING USING DRUGS IS A HOBBY! Holy ****, how do you not understand how pathetic that is? Seriously? Bowling is a hobby, gaming is a hobby, reading is a hobby; doing drugs as a 'hobby' is just an excuse so you can avoid facing how much of a failure you are that something like that is what you look forward to on a day to day basis. Doing drugs is no more of a hobby than eating is. And no, it`s not immature to outlaw drugs (and you may be surprised that I actually favour decriminalization of marijuana), because drugs are outlawed for a reason (and it certainly isn`t to `keep you down`, my brutha). Besides, you`re only looking at it from one angle, that ``Well, it makes people happy, so there`s nothing wrong with it``, but a lot of addictions make people happy, that`s WHY it`s so easy to get addicted to them, yet it`s just as easy to see how harmful they are

Okay, you`re not a habitual pot user, you still justify drugs as a habit and `get together` activity. You may not be a habitual user, but good gods if I have not met a more stupid sober person. I wasn`t bothering you, was I? As a matter of fact, YOU were the one who came in and told me I sound like a horrible person to be around. So not only did you invite yourself into this debate, but you insulted me first. Why don't you take your 'woe is me' druggie ******** and go do something productive with your life
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User avatar #135 to #133 - captainfuckitall
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Says the guy defending drug abuse as a past-time and 'get together' activity
User avatar #8 to #5 - respirator
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Hey you'd actually have a point too, If alcohol didn't cause cirrhosis of the liver and cancer, where marijuana is proven to inhibit cancerous cell growth. Where alcohol is poison marijuana is medicine. As much a drug as caffeine is, and just like caffeine it is not advisable for children or even younger people to partake in large amounts.
#9 to #8 - anon id: 5da01f96
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Hey, you'd actually have a point too, if both didn't have some negative side effects if used too much, he hadn't mentioned abusing them, and the part about weed being as harmless as caffeine being complete ********
User avatar #12 to #8 - captainfuckitall
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Hey, you'd actually have a point too, if marijuana didn't cause excessive lung damage (as ALL smoke inhalation does), marijuana has also been proving in increasing your chances of dementia and other mental disorders for those that already have a predisposition to it (and even in some cases: those who don't).

As much as I'm sure you rant and rave about how positive marijuana is and how it should be legalized, it doesn't make you any less of a disgusting stoner (and for the record, it's not healthy for children to smoke marijuana either. As a matter of fact, children shouldn't partake in any mind altering or physical inhibiting drugs)
User avatar #107 to #12 - demonican
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You know you can cook food with cannabis and eat it instead of smoke?
User avatar #111 to #107 - captainfuckitall
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Yet the majority of the population continues to smoke it. Besides, even if eating it doesn't effect your lungs, I'm not positive it's not exactly the healthiest way to go either
#69 to #12 - coryxyzagain
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I read this comment, I moved on down the content line, and I can't help myself.

What the **** do you mean disgusting stoner? How do you make statement?
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What do you mean what do I mean? The statement is pretty obvious if you just look. I called him a disgusting stoner because I think people who use narcotics are disgusting, and if he's defending them so fervently with such poor arguments he's obviously on the side I'm insulting

What do you mean how do I make that statement? I make it through judgement and critical thinking over the many intoxicated and high people I've seen in my life
#118 to #112 - coryxyzagain
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Do you consider those who consume alcohol to be disgusting as well?
User avatar #119 to #118 - captainfuckitall
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Alcohol counts as narcotics, doesn't it? You can drink and smoke all you want, that's fine with me; as long as you don't abuse the substance and don't have a dependency on it. It's not my business what people like to do in their free time, but it becomes my business when stoners or drunks try desperately to shove it in my face about how positive their substance is
#120 to #119 - coryxyzagain
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I just caught the narcotic thing, neither are narcotics. Alcohol is a depressant and Cannabis can be either a depressant or a stimulant depending on the species. This content wasn't shoved in your face, you could of easily clicked an arrow key, the arrows beside the content, anything. You chose to make a comment in which you chose a side, inviting debate.

I had to take the bait, you were being unfair. You call stoners disgusting, but I have seen drunks break up and propose marriage in the same ******* hour. I never see anyone high on Marijuana do that, never. I am 21 and don't drink now even though I enjoy a good amber lager, building my own beautiful home on 7 acres with my girlfriend and our dog. I do not fit the label of "disgusting stoner" that you like to cast with such generalization and prejudice, and I don't appreciate it.
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Yes, actually; they are both narcotics. Here, I even have the definition: A drug or other substance affecting mood or behavior and sold for nonmedical purposes, esp. an illegal one.

Nor was my comment shoved in yours and you could have passed on, but you didn't; so you chose a side and are inviting me into it as well. (Besides, I didn't actually choose a side. The content showed alcohol being bad and marijuana being good, I simply posted a comment showing marijuana being bad and alcohol being good, then explained it was the person, not the drug, that abused it and thus did harm).

How was I being unfair by thinking druggies are disgusting? Who DOESN'T (besides druggies)? I've also seen someone high on marijuana never do anything, ever, they just sit and do nothing. Alcohol makes you daring and dumb, that's why people say you see how someone really is when drunk; marijuana makes you lazy and dumb. Oh, look at that, someone who DOESN'T fit a stereotype, I've never heard of that happening before (besides the fact that stereotype means 'majority', implying not everyone falls within it).

Alright, if you really didn't care you would have moved on. You know you don't fit the stereotype, and if you read my comments more thoroughly you would have realized I was only referring to people who abuse the drug (hence: Pot-head, or Stoner, rather than: Anyone who uses it ever). But you obviously care, which means it bothers you, and if it bothers you it means you feel like you have something to prove. Are YOU sure you don't fall into the stereotype? I know I have something to prove, and that's all those who abuse narcotics are pieces of ****, what do you feel the urge to prove to me?
#31 to #12 - aceonfire
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Hey, you'd actually have a point too, if smoking were the only way to partake of weed. That, and referencing studies that are greatly disputed by many scientists world-wide. As a matter of fact, the main study that supports this belief had a counter-study done that actually proved the opposite. fact of the matter is, as long as it is seen as a negative thing, studies can say whatever those who oppose the drug want them to say.
User avatar #32 to #31 - captainfuckitall
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What are you gonna do, parachute it? Inject it? There are other ways to partake in it but all of them (that I've heard of, anyways) involve smoke or fume inhalation. No Scientist disputes that smoke is bad for your lungs, and saying they do is just idiotic.

Very well then, find me studies that say, through years of research, marijuana has no harmful side-effects. (For the record: Upon asking a former pot-head, she agreed that it was very physiologically addictive as well)
#34 to #32 - aceonfire
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the fume causes absolutely no lung damages, according to several studies taken. It is actually better for your lungs than an albuterol inhaler, which can cause long term damage despite being considered a medicine. Furthermore, vaping does not involve smoke. thus, scientists don't have to give a **** what smoke does to the lungs. Have you never heard of edibles? and not once did I say it has no negative side effects. However, so does overconsumption of meat, soy, dairy, etc. Nearly everything can be linked to at least one negative side effect after long term exposure and/or excessive amounts.
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Ya, I'm gonna need citation for that

I've heard of edibles, but you can't exactly do much with them except bake them into things, and I'm near positive that that cannot be too healthy for you either

Indeed, and that's what I said in my first comment too, that abusing any substance has harmful side effects. Just as well, I live in British Columbia, one of the most 'pot-head' filled provinces in all of Canada. It is very easy to see the negative effect it has on people, as I have yet to meet a single person who does it excessively that does not have a slurred speech, slow speech, low cognitive ability, and a lack of ambition. The only reason extensive studies have not been done is simply because it hasn't been used (or, rather, legally used) enough to MAKE an extensive study out of it
#36 to #35 - aceonfire
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www.alternet.org/drugs/5-biggest-lies-anti-pot-propagandist-kevin-sabet?paging=off

its not the source on albuterol, but it'll have to due as far as overall sources go because I'm going to bed. Got school then work early tomorrow.
User avatar #54 to #37 - respirator
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Ah yes the infinite wisdom of yahoo answers, you are such a scholar. You want to call me disgusting you sickeningly ignorant individual? How about you stop arguing against something that helps millions of people lead healthier happier lives you degenerate ****.
User avatar #65 to #54 - captainfuckitall
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Ironic, isn't it? When I post a yahoo answers, it's all false and slander; yet if YOU did it to support your argument, it would be totally legitimate, right?

"Healthier happier lives", healthy as in getting lung cancer and having an increased risk of dementia and other mental disorders? Happier as in having very little energy or ambition and seeing nothing past your next bowl (heh) of cheerioes? Go **** yourself you piece of **** stoner
User avatar #106 to #65 - festiveorc
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Cannabis has been used for medicinal purposes in various cultures for close to 3000 years. There has never been any proven link between marijuana and an increased rsik in mental disorders, this is most likely because it is often times grouped with hallucinogens such as LSD and psilocybin that do have a proven correlation with mental disorders. There is clearly lung damage from smoke inhalation, but there haven't been any documented negative effects of taking it orally, besides the intended effects, which aren't too dissimilar to alcohol.
Now, concerning the pothead stereotype. I have any interesting theory concerning this. Perhaps, its not the drug, its the person. There are incredibly intelligent and successful people that use all sorts of drugs frequently. But there are also lots of unsuccessful people that already lack ambition and all of those characteristics you listed, they are the ones who turn to drug use for escapism. What I'm trying to get across is that smoking marijuana doesn't magically turn you into an unsuccessful ****** person, you were most likely already going to become one, and marijuana is an easy way to escape from the reality of this.
****, I don't remember where I was going with this. Stereotypes exist because it makes it easier for you to not have to feel bad about humanity and actually help anyone, its easier to blame drugs then actually try to help people out of the depression that drove them to it in the first place.

User avatar #113 to #106 - captainfuckitall
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You're right, cannabis has been used as medicine, nor am I refuting its medicinal qualities, I'm just saying that, like any substance, it's bad in abusive doses and you'd have to be an idiot to say it's safer than any other average narcotic (for the record: a lot of things have been used as medicine, from chocolate to liquor. Believe it or not, liquor actually has positive effects on the body as well in small doses; red wine for example makes your veins more elastic and allows blood to run easier).

Nor has there been a proven link between alcohol and abuse, all it does is make you bold and more daring. Yet we can both say that some of the worst abusers are at their worst when drunk

Indeed, but smoking it is the most common form, and again, I'm near positive it's not too healthy to be eating it flat out either (considering what anybody could be mixing into it, as you yourself stated).

I myself wouldn't actually consider it much of a theory considering the majority of pot-heads are not successful and exactly as the stereotype describes them, but hey I'll give it a shot with an open mind. Indeed you're right, it can be the person and, in fact, it is; that's what I said from the start, that it's not the substance that's bad, it's the person who cannot handle it; however, you'd be an idiot to try and tell me that having long term exposure to marijuana DOESN'T have some serious negative mental effects such as a lack of cognitive ability and mental processes. Actually no, stereotypes exist for a reason and often do because of the majority.

Besides, why should I help them? What obligation do I have to a man who let himself dive down that deep on his own accord and turned to drugs instead of helping himself out of it? Let them rot if they feel that bad about themselves, I wouldn't want to live like that either

User avatar #129 to #113 - festiveorc
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I agree with you, indulging too much in anything can do damage to your body. I have seen the long term effects of marijuana first hand, and not including lung damage, the short term memory loss and effect on general cognitive abilities seems to have a pretty short recovery time. I'm not saying it's safer than all other drugs but, its certainly not one of the most dangerous, as it is portrayed in legislation.

Concerning edibles, there is a lot of danger in dealing with illegal substances, and I didn't include that in my reasoning. Its not difficult to make edibles using marijuana, so its not very often sold in that form.

Stereotypes do exist for a reason, but relying on them, rather than research, can be dangerous. They exist so that we can easy fit information into hierarchical groups in our mind. We invented the idea of the stoner to encompass anyone who uses marijuana, but I have met successful college students and graduated professionals, as well as homeless people and hippy/pagans that use cannabis.

And its fine to not feel obligated into helping other people. Its just a part of our culture. I just think of drug addicts more so as sick people in need of medical attention, than as criminal undesirables that need to fill our prisons.

Thanks for replying and addressing everything I had to say.
User avatar #131 to #129 - captainfuckitall
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Oh no, my no, I would never say it's one of the most dangerous, I just don't like it when people try to portray it as this 'cure all' medicine.

That's true, and I suppose edibles would be the 'healthier' way of doing it, but (at least here) people add other narcotics and bad stuff and even chemicals to their marijuana all the time, surely the damage to your digestive system would be something to consider, wouldn't it?

Unfortunately for us, research has varied greatly. On one hand they say there are no negative effects, on the other they say there are plenty (as seen in the links posted between me and the other gentleman above), and while we cannot rely upon those we CAN rely upon what our eyes tell us. I don't know, maybe I just live in a particularly 'weeded' area, so I'm exposed to these types of people far more and it effects my judgement.

Ah, the fate of criminals, another fine debate for another fine day. Till then I will simply say I am willing to help those who help themselves, but no more

It was my pleasure. Thank you for a good debate
#73 to #5 - junahi
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If you get nervous of getting erection you clearly have not been high. You simply don't think about it, unlike if you are drunk and you are thinking it all the time in your head.
User avatar #108 to #73 - captainfuckitall
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Wanna tell that to the people I've seen tweaking out like you wouldn't believe when they think people can smell it on them?

You also need to have blood flowing pretty fast to get an erection, if you're in a constant numb or relaxed state, it's not gonna happen easily
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You have got to be ******* kidding me, right? My father drinks alcohol constantly and he is an asshole all the time he drinks it. He makes a fool out of himself and has done things hes not proud of while intoxicated on alcohol. I have used alcohol and I personally dislike it. I have also smoked marijuana. With that being said, I have used both and I prefer to smoke marijuana. I personally would rather have my kids smoke than drink because I know the effects of both things. I dont have the urge to go over the speed limit while high, I dont have the urge to beat my wife while high. I believe you havent tried marijuana, but I dont care its your decision and I respect it. I didnt try marijuana till I graduated high school, but i did try alcohol and got drunk at 15.
tl;dr If you havent tried both then shut your ******* mouth! I have and know the effects of both.
and no im not a pot head, I smoke maybe once or twice a week.
User avatar #110 to #100 - captainfuckitall
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You don't seem to understand, but that's okay, I'll repeat it for you: All substances are bad when you abuse them, because it's not the substance that's bad, but the person who cannot handle it. Your father may be an idiot with liquor, but I've seen far more people act stupid with marijuana than I have with alcohol, I've also been exposed to it far more.

You like one narcotic substance over another, good for you, so do many people. That's like saying "Just because you haven't tried murder, doesn't mean you can't say it isn't awesome". Why don't you stop trying to be so hard core and actually think with your brain rather than your feelings for a second. Would you consider someone an alcoholic if they got drunk once or twice a week? If so, you are to be considered a pot-head.
#79 - hydromatic
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Implying you can't drink alot of alcohol and still be a good husband (and parent)

<<<Geoff Ramsey.
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Yeah, but that's like 1% of the time.
User avatar #39 - lolollo
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When I drink alcohol, all of the stress of the day leaves my body, making me a more pleasant person to be around.

When I smoke weed, the office holds a random drug test, I test possitive, get fired, and can no longer pay for food and clothing for my children.

Welcome to the real world. You want to make a difference, work to get it legalized. Don't just post ******** about how weed is God's gift to everyone and everything ever.
#52 to #39 - ryanhamster
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i actually like this opinion, besides the fact drug tests are extremely easy to cheat. You are the only person who isnt shooting a flame storm out of the abyss of butthurt
i actually like this opinion, besides the fact drug tests are extremely easy to cheat. You are the only person who isnt shooting a flame storm out of the abyss of butthurt
User avatar #29 - ieatsnatch
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Not everyone is an angry drunk, OP.
User avatar #38 - Temari
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Or just don't do drugs or drink near your children.

Be a good role model/
User avatar #41 to #38 - sadistikal
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but you can still do that stuff in your neighbour's garage