Take a deep breath!. Not mine, but worth a read. A : coversation between my daughter and son Daughter: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75 to we ye
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Take a deep breath!

Not mine, but worth a read

A : coversation between my
daughter and son
Daughter: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75
to we years to kill us?
Son: Yeah pretty much., That' s why antioxidants are a big
deal. Actually oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells, or in other
words, it' s not toxie but setting you on fire very, very slowly.
Daughter: Cool, I love fire,
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User avatar #1 - niimajneb ONLINE (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeaaaah this is bullshit. This is taken from a tumblr post, not a conversation between a daughter and brother.
#3 - AnonymousDonor (08/22/2013) [+] (67 replies)
ask a 17 year old about biochemistry and can you honestly expect a correct answer?

this is all bullshit and so so wrong - the only correct statement is that oxygen oxidizes things
fucking genius
User avatar #5 to #3 - agrani ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Oxygen does kill you
You need it to produce energy in your cells, but it also produces 2 extra electrons, wich go to an oxigen atom and form a radical
Put simply, these radicals attack your DNA bases and make cell reproduction slower and less efective, wich is why you grow old, and might even be responsible for cancer, by atacking lipids and protein responsable for the cells oxigen intake (a cell that has less than 60% of its oxygen requirements turns cancerous)
Its not that it sets you on fire, but yea, exposion to oxigen is what makes you age and die
cunt
#20 - gibroner (08/22/2013) [-]
that is the most fucking metal thing I've ever heard
#100 - yuukoku (08/22/2013) [+] (39 replies)
There's a little flame in all of us. We just have to keep it lit.
User avatar #36 - noodlelover (08/22/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Do you know some people actually think blood is blue....
#84 - googletron (08/22/2013) [-]
daughter's fw
#83 - CakemanRPG (08/22/2013) [-]
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#99 - Bacula ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
#42 - whenimpresident (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #22 to #8 - ninjachickensftw (08/22/2013) [-]
buring
#138 - dragonlight (08/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Sorry if anyone has already stated this, but if you go back in history most people only lived til like 40 tops.

Or is oxygen getting less toxic as years go by? -.-
User avatar #139 to #138 - neutralgray (08/22/2013) [-]
That statistic is somewhat skewed, actually. A lot of people died in childhood because of shittier living conditions. Chances were, though, if you made it to 30 or so you'd probably live to see yous fifties and sixties.

So, yeah. Shittier conditions other than oxygen and a lot of earlier deaths skewing the life average due to these shitty conditions.
#131 - rykelseepaulisgay (08/22/2013) [-]
And then he ejaculated on her face
#4 - felixfj (08/22/2013) [-]
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#170 - fuckoatmeal (08/22/2013) [-]
**fuckoatmeal rolled a random image posted in comment #3560734 at Friendly ** mfw poisonous oxygen
User avatar #81 - warlockrichard (08/22/2013) [-]
i think you should take this as a sign to start hiding all the lighters
User avatar #126 - thatguywithpants (08/22/2013) [-]
So why don't we just eat a shit-ton of antioxidants and live forever?
#97 - chevelleguy (08/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What is it like to wake up every morning and pretend that you aren’t dying?
#86 - bronyjdos (08/22/2013) [-]
**bronyjdos rolled a random image posted in comment #737 at A Fellow FunnyJunker ** brothers fw
#18 - iftheshoefits (08/22/2013) [-]
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