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#1 - doubledisme (08/21/2013) [-]
im half Irish
where are all my brothers at?
#168 to #1 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
You aren't half Irish because one side of your great grandparents were from Ireland.
User avatar #115 to #1 - stcronin (08/22/2013) [-]
Half Irish representing
#66 to #1 - kingoftheweirdos (08/21/2013) [-]
Me too
User avatar #65 to #1 - jinksvorze (08/21/2013) [-]
limerick reporting in
User avatar #104 to #65 - momho (08/21/2013) [-]
I have been to Limerick a few times :3
(my grandad had an old friend living there when I was a kid, and I allways wanted to come with him because we used to go fishing ^^ and his friend allways learned me dirty stories, which my mother hated xD)
User avatar #67 to #65 - motherduck ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Louth reporting for duty.
User avatar #96 to #67 - momho (08/21/2013) [-]
I have a few relatives in Louth :3 Allthough most of my relatives live in Galway and Dublin ^^
I'm a 50/50 mix between Irish and Finnish by the way =)
User avatar #77 to #67 - NCoin (08/21/2013) [-]
Louth? Howdy neighbour!
#78 to #77 - motherduck ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Howdy
#41 to #1 - washingtonhick (08/21/2013) [-]
Grandparents last names were McBride and Keegan both from county Armagh. From Northern Ireland but still counts.
#29 to #1 - uhmericafuckyea (08/21/2013) [-]
I have a Celtic name.   
   
Six grade, I mailed the Irish Embassy for an AP project. Got correspondence immediately and told me to come visit home soon ._.
I have a Celtic name.

Six grade, I mailed the Irish Embassy for an AP project. Got correspondence immediately and told me to come visit home soon ._.
User avatar #64 to #29 - achimp ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you're not american.
#68 to #64 - uhmericafuckyea (08/21/2013) [-]
This assumption came from what basis?

Unless of course you're being sarcastic.

In which case, carry on.
User avatar #88 to #68 - achimp ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
AP classes, grade 6. Unless AP means something else here. Or you're a genius.
#139 to #88 - oneskintwoskin (08/22/2013) [-]
AP Class

The Advanced Placement (AP) is a program in the United States created by the College Board offering college-level curriculum and examinations to high school students. American colleges often grant placement and course credit to students who obtain high scores above a certain number on the examinations.

TL;DR you're wrong.
User avatar #140 to #139 - achimp ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Asshole, I know what the AP program is. I didn't take my first AP class until grade 11. I know some who have taken it in grade 10. But NOT grade 6. That would be taking an AP class when you're 11. And LAST TIME I ******* checked, Grade 6 was MIDDLE SCHOOL. So either merica is a child - prodigy, AP means something else here, or he's not American, because grade 6 would be something different. I just want clarification.

Don't act like such an arrogant **** and think before you post.
#217 to #140 - oneskintwoskin (08/22/2013) [-]
The Advanced Placement (AP) is a program in the United States you idiot.
User avatar #218 to #217 - achimp ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
I know that, but AP could mean something different elsewhere you dolt.

Let me reiterate - Quit being such an arrogant **** and think that I didn't consider every minuscule point.
#219 to #218 - oneskintwoskin (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm not arrogant, I'm just telling you that you are wrong. A simple google search would prove my point, as well as the fact that ''grade'' isn't an international term for which stage you're at in school, AP class is an american thing so it's not arrogance it's fact, maybe you should quit being a whiny bitch.
User avatar #220 to #219 - achimp ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Listen asshole, I can't be wrong in asking a question. The fact is AP classes aren't offered in "six grade" as merica says it. What could six grade possibly mean?

All I want is clarification. You had to be an asshole about it.
#221 to #220 - oneskintwoskin (08/23/2013) [-]
You weren't asking a question, you said ''I'm guessing you're not american.'' and I said you're wrong, which you clearly are, as AP classes are only taken in america. Simple, succinct and with proof. You were the asshole. Quit your whining for **** sake.
#222 to #221 - oneskintwoskin (08/23/2013) [-]
In fact, you said ''assuming'' so you made an assumption based on nothing.
User avatar #223 to #222 - achimp ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
My assumption was based on the fact that he said he took an AP class in grade 6, which may have been wrong, I was looking for clarification. Why is this so difficult for you to understand?
User avatar #23 to #1 - Ninetails (08/21/2013) [-]
quarter Irish? does that count? plus im a sister...not a bro haha sorry
User avatar #20 to #1 - radamski (08/21/2013) [-]
Okay. Every American I speak to claims they're half Irish. Calm your ****
User avatar #147 to #20 - hotsaws (08/22/2013) [-]
Because they were the Mexicans of their day. Same with the Germans. And I have both.
#133 to #20 - landcucumber ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Interesting fact there are more people of Irish decent in the United States then there are in Ireland. A total of 36,278,332 Americans—estimated at 11.9% of the total population are Irish, or more like the majority of their ancestry is Irish.
#134 to #133 - landcucumber ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
"Descent" missing an s in the first post
User avatar #40 to #20 - nylak (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm an American, and I'm not at all Irish; I'm at least 3/4 French!

...Why the **** am I admitting this.
User avatar #30 to #20 - roguetrooper (08/21/2013) [-]
^This

When I was over there, anyone who said they were "Irish" or "Half-irish" claim they had a great great grandfather who came there during the famine. Which may be true, but that goes back like, what, four or five generations? There could be a number of different races in your bloodline, it doesn't mean you're all of them at once.
#22 to #20 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [-]
they all think it makes them good drinkers and cool at partying which is a stereotype that is far from the truth of what actually ****** happens here in ireland
User avatar #189 to #22 - curtkobain (08/22/2013) [-]
a lot of white americans are irish though. Immigration and what not.
User avatar #24 to #22 - radamski (08/21/2013) [-]
Where I am it's just riots and bomb scares.
#38 to #24 - vangoz (08/21/2013) [-]
Where I've been it's just drunken circle jerk dancing
Where I've been it's just drunken circle jerk dancing
#79 to #38 - likeabox (08/21/2013) [-]
I don't think that's what circle-jerking is..........
User avatar #121 to #79 - jacksipian (08/22/2013) [-]
it basically is :/ in rhode island its where you stand in a circle and jack off on a cookie, if you cant cum, you have to eat it, but it goes around the circle so its not all at once... its pretty ****** up
User avatar #207 to #121 - radamski (08/22/2013) [-]
That's soggy biscuit man
User avatar #215 to #207 - jacksipian (08/22/2013) [-]
not here :/
User avatar #177 to #121 - bannon (08/22/2013) [-]
We call it soggy biscuit in Ireland
User avatar #18 to #1 - killerabbit (08/21/2013) [-]
can irish sisters be here? sorry if you were hoping for a bro
#107 to #18 - momho (08/21/2013) [-]
Brother or sister, who cares, enough to drink and most of my relative (myself included) wont be able to tell the differance x3
User avatar #15 to #1 - jimjoejohnson (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm half Irish half English
#14 to #1 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [-]
The pub.
User avatar #205 to #14 - trollypollyz (08/22/2013) [-]
Poor poor anon
User avatar #191 to #14 - peytonwatnow (08/22/2013) [-]
So many thumbs... Wasted... It hurts.
#185 to #14 - swagbot (08/22/2013) [-]
All those../ thumbs... will be lost.... like..........tears....in rain.
All those../ thumbs... will be lost.... like..........tears....in rain.
#50 to #14 - herpderpaids (08/21/2013) [-]
^this^
User avatar #13 to #1 - callammo (08/21/2013) [-]
Im half Irish and half Brazilian- its a ****** up mix, but I can party
User avatar #11 to #1 - blasthardcheese ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Dia duit! Cad e mar ata tu?
User avatar #178 to #11 - bannon (08/22/2013) [-]
As most Irish people will tell ye, we don't have a ******* clue how to speak Irish but fair play to ye
#5 to #1 - choowoo (08/21/2013) [-]
there is nothing good about you
#7 to #5 - doubledisme (08/21/2013) [-]
then **** off
#8 to #7 - choowoo (08/21/2013) [-]
ok im going to go **** off now. and as i **** off i still leave behind the truth there is nothing good about you
User avatar #2 to #1 - bigboypants (08/21/2013) [-]
Filthy casual. I bet you dont even have an accent.
#3 to #2 - doubledisme (08/21/2013) [-]
my other half is pacific islander does it still count?
im a shame to pure bloods every where
User avatar #4 to #3 - bigboypants (08/21/2013) [-]
Do you have awsome maori face tattoos?
#6 to #4 - doubledisme (08/21/2013) [-]
no but once I join the military Ill get a traditional tribal
im my culture you dont get one intill you are a man and you dont become a man intill you do something productive or awesome like killing a shark
but we party like the irish
#129 to #6 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
Killing a shark doesn't make you a man. It makes you a ******* asshole. Your tattoo should read "I killed a ******* fish and now i'm a douchey asshole for thinking it was awesome to kill a ******* fish"

**** you and any other Shark killers.

Unless you're swimming with the Shark in the water and use a spear. That's pretty ******* manly.
#130 to #129 - doubledisme (08/22/2013) [-]
back then there wasnt any mass produced food and shark populations were huge
a shark could feed your family for a while and the bones made great resources for tools
we did not go out into the middle of the ocean with a spear (thats silly)
we lured them onto the shallows and killed them with knifes or spears (our knifes are huge)
#10 to #6 - bigboypants (08/21/2013) [-]
Ok, here is what you need to do.
Murder a shark with your bare hand,
make ist remains into a magical club.
Murger all the sharks
Make a underwater city out of died sharks
Become sharklord of the pacific.
Get epic full body shark tattoos.
Become god of the ocean.
Take a night time class in early childhood development, open sharklord daycare.
but shark DNA in their juice.
claim them as your own,.
Raise the shark man babbies to be maori warriors.
Form army of shark warriours.
Mach your army against mortal man.
Take over the world.
Become shark god.
Build shark space shipes.
Spread shark worship across the galixy
Become shark god of the universe.
Then form the stars into a big sky shark,.
Then once this is complete.
release the street sharks.
Fap.
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