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#4 - lodewijkbob
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(08/21/2013) [-]
>Be babysitter
>Go to this couple's house
>They say baby is asleep upstairs, careful not to wake him
>Easiest job ever
>They leave
>Watch tv for a couple hours
>They return
>They go upstairs to check on the baby
>Come back down hysterically, asking where the baby is
>Start freaking out
>Run upstairs to help look for him
>Notice there isn't a baby room or anything like that
>Confront them
>They confess
>Have a laugh about it
>Go home

Get paid for sitting in someone's house watching tv, just so they could see me freak out for a couple minutes. I feel like I'm winning here.