What would you do?. ? Now what would you do? (I only post that because i'm alone). VIII! ABE GOD FOR A MIL. WHAT WWII] Ill]?. Impregnate every slut with my God powers and make the babies impossible to abort. Have millions of my own baby Jesus's running around. God
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - grandreddragon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Impregnate every slut with my God powers and make the babies impossible to abort. Have millions of my own baby Jesus's running around.
User avatar #21 - ghostisaho
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(08/21/2013) [-]
make a serum that gives me powers of god forever, then i would wait until new years eve, and when the clock struck midnight, i would appear out of the heavens, and yell at the top of my voice:
IT IS I, THE ALMIGHTY GOD, AND I COMMAND YOU ALL TO GET DOWN AND BOOGIE

then i would proceed to help the world, and provide knowledge of self sustainment, and lead humanity into a new and more prosperous era
User avatar #36 - yunablade
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Start hunting down assholes (big assholes) and sending them punishments.

"Oh so you like kidnap people and torture people? I want to play a game with you."
"Aha a rapist, those never fail, let's see... ah here it is, testicle munching doberman"
"Drug lord, I haven't used 'Lupus and pancreatic cancer' combo in a long time"
" Planning on molesting kids are we? Good luck trying that after ending quadraplegic"

I would be a pretty ******* horrible god
#46 to #36 - divinecarrot
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(08/21/2013) [-]
You would be a wonderful god and I would love to have sex with you.
User avatar #114 to #46 - yunablade
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#35 - kdiddlid
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Make myself God forever?
#68 - zingzang
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Why would I want to stop existing for a day?
User avatar #23 - sinkoran
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(08/21/2013) [-]
stage 1: take control of every tv and computer on the planet
stage 2: prove I am god by preforming some miricale and when people doubt me say **** like 'special effects and photoshop' appear in next to them in the room they are in similtaneously shaking my head saying 'shut up and listen Thomas'
stage 3: When the whole world belives I am god I would grow horns then explode into a million gay men that then explode into a billion spider which explode into a trillion wasps
#4 - Frankendell
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Oh you know...   
   
Stuff.   
   
And things.
Oh you know...

Stuff.

And things.
#24 to #4 - sharbear
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User avatar #100 to #4 - wingedsoarin
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(08/22/2013) [-]
^ this
#79 - fargtwo
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Use my god powers to make myself god forever.

Then I'd go hide away in the Himalayas for about 39,987 years.
User avatar #65 - SoundSlave
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Make her love me again.
#107 to #65 - anon id: b21dd981
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(08/22/2013) [-]
grow the **** up faggot
#70 to #65 - worldofwarcraftdog
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(08/22/2013) [-]
yea.....definitely feeling that feel
yea.....definitely feeling that feel
#32 - highfocus
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I'd stretch time and let people go through hell for an perceived eternity, after the day ends they´ll be back.

Earth will seem like heaven and everyone would be more open minded after suffering eternal pain.