What would you do?. ? Now what would you do? (I only post that because i'm alone). VIII! ABE GOD FOR A MIL. WHAT WWII] Ill]?. Impregnate every slut with my God powers and make the babies impossible to abort. Have millions of my own baby Jesus's running around. God
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

What would you do?

? Now what would you do?

(I only post that because i'm alone)

Tags: God
VIII! ABE GOD FOR A MIL.
WHAT WWII] Ill]?
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+80
Views: 6862
Favorited: 0
Submitted: 08/21/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to greenexo E-mail to friend submit to reddit

Comments(112):

[ 112 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#2 - grandreddragon (08/21/2013) [-]
Impregnate every slut with my God powers and make the babies impossible to abort. Have millions of my own baby Jesus's running around.
User avatar #21 - ghostisaho (08/21/2013) [-]
make a serum that gives me powers of god forever, then i would wait until new years eve, and when the clock struck midnight, i would appear out of the heavens, and yell at the top of my voice:
IT IS I, THE ALMIGHTY GOD, AND I COMMAND YOU ALL TO GET DOWN AND BOOGIE

then i would proceed to help the world, and provide knowledge of self sustainment, and lead humanity into a new and more prosperous era
User avatar #36 - yunablade (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Start hunting down assholes (big assholes) and sending them punishments.

"Oh so you like kidnap people and torture people? I want to play a game with you."
"Aha a rapist, those never fail, let's see... ah here it is, testicle munching doberman"
"Drug lord, I haven't used 'Lupus and pancreatic cancer' combo in a long time"
" Planning on molesting kids are we? Good luck trying that after ending quadraplegic"

I would be a pretty ******* horrible god
#35 - kdiddlid (08/21/2013) [-]
Make myself God forever?
#68 - zingzang (08/22/2013) [-]
Why would I want to stop existing for a day?
User avatar #23 - sinkoran (08/21/2013) [-]
stage 1: take control of every tv and computer on the planet
stage 2: prove I am god by preforming some miricale and when people doubt me say **** like 'special effects and photoshop' appear in next to them in the room they are in similtaneously shaking my head saying 'shut up and listen Thomas'
stage 3: When the whole world belives I am god I would grow horns then explode into a million gay men that then explode into a billion spider which explode into a trillion wasps
#4 - Frankendell (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh you know...   
   
Stuff.   
   
And things.
Oh you know...

Stuff.

And things.
#79 - fargtwo (08/22/2013) [-]
Use my god powers to make myself god forever.

Then I'd go hide away in the Himalayas for about 39,987 years.
User avatar #65 - SoundSlave (08/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Make her love me again.
#101 - portshadow **User deleted account** (08/22/2013) [-]
This.
User avatar #97 - captainkwilis (08/22/2013) [-]
Bring Hitler back from the dead only to make him president of the United States.
#86 - thenewnuggubler (08/22/2013) [-]
>Make myself God forever to start
>Freeze time
> **** on EVERYTHING
>Unfreeze time when my work is done
>Become my normal self again (still god powers), normal life, etc.
>Sit back and watch various news channels and read all the theories online, as the world slowly unravels because of my Everest sized ***** everywhere
MFW
#82 - tankdempsy (08/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
-Kill all the Asshole   
-Make the world Into Nirn    
-Make America Skyrim
-Kill all the Asshole
-Make the world Into Nirn
-Make America Skyrim
#80 - cupotruth (08/22/2013) [-]
I would do nothing.

And nothing would change.
#76 - batmanishere (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
id get my dog back and get rid of the tumor she had
#32 - highfocus (08/21/2013) [-]
I'd stretch time and let people go through hell for an perceived eternity, after the day ends they´ll be back.

Earth will seem like heaven and everyone would be more open minded after suffering eternal pain.

User avatar #31 - arkadia (08/21/2013) [-]
Only talk to schizophrenics and fat black ministers through seizures.
User avatar #3 - computerlife (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**computerlife rolls 13** roll dubs
User avatar #9 to #8 - vgmddg ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
...not a god either. That's what I meant to say.
#29 - guylongname (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Destroy the Bible and all evidence or knowledge (in humans as well) of religion (any type), which stops years of fighting, abuse to women in the East, sexism, racism, self abuse to praise the lord, terrorism, aggression towards gays from 'Muricans- *breathes heavily* - I could go all night long
+1
#6 - fudgeypudgey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
[ 112 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)