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#33 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (08/21/2013) [-]
Shrooms used to be legal in the Netherlands. You know what happened to them?

... The French.

Here in the Netherlands, we don't like drug tourism. Why not? Because people tend to forget, that while you may be able to buy them in special shops, does not mean they turn into goddamn Skittles. And that is what a lot of tourists forget. Same with booze; it's great stuff. Unless you're not used to it, and go all-out on your first go.

So, we have this teenage French girl who comes to our lovely country. What does she do? She takes shrooms...

While that is not so bad, you should take hallucinogens under sober supervision. You do not take it on your own, with friends who take them as well. But she decided to be an ignorant little **** and before consuming the shrooms had taken several joints, and alcohol. Any recreational user can tell you; do not mix drugs with alcohol and do not mix drugs with other drugs. But this little **** did... So, what happened, you might ask? Well, she thought she could fly...

Out of her hotel window...

While nothing was lost in this classical case of Darwinism, politicians seemed to think this was a great reason to ban shrooms, because one little **** drug tourist did herself in by being an ignorant little **** .

tl;dr

**** the French.
User avatar #111 to #33 - leafonthewind (08/22/2013) [-]
the French should be vetoed from the planet

nobody wants them around
#99 to #33 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
i actually think that they should be banned.
#115 to #99 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
Mind if I ask why?
User avatar #101 to #99 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (08/22/2013) [-]
That is your opinion, which is your right to have. I just think you're wrong. Might as well ban everything that's harmful. Including alcohol. **** , might as well put a tax on sugar and fat holding products. That ****** unhealthy.
#63 to #33 - Ulmer ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
honhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon
User avatar #56 to #33 - herptyderpies ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
1. why didnt she try flying from the ground
2. when i did mushrooms the first time i took bong rips at the peak of the high and **** escelated but i saw rainbows so it was rad
User avatar #53 to #33 - tacogrenade (08/21/2013) [-]
Umm mixing drugs is what makes it fun you square....knowing your limits is the story...
User avatar #58 to #53 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (08/21/2013) [-]
**** you. That attitude is what gets people killed on stuff that would not be lethal under normal circumstances. You might have the experience or the zero ***** given to do so, but do not teach other people that is ok.
User avatar #123 to #58 - tacogrenade (08/22/2013) [-]
Doing drugs in general is not okay but those who KNOW THERE LIMITS (experience users) Can experiment with combinations of a few narcotics..happens ALL time.. Only the retards die... Isnt that all you Saints want anyway...
User avatar #126 to #123 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (08/22/2013) [-]
Do not come to my ******* country. We would like to keep the few drugs that are condoned here to stay that way.
User avatar #47 to #33 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
I just bought some psychedelic truffles in Amsterdam not too long ago. Pretty trippy.
User avatar #46 to #33 - sabotagesam (08/21/2013) [-]
i am a recreational of user, and enjoy weed or hash with beer or wine without problems, it's no big deal. shroom is different though.
User avatar #38 to #33 - klina (08/21/2013) [-]
Well said, well said.
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