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from collegerules I mean collegehumor

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User avatar #5 - lolturtle (08/21/2013) [+] (10 replies)
toothepaste on nipples master race reporting in
#33 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (08/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Shrooms used to be legal in the Netherlands. You know what happened to them?

... The French.

Here in the Netherlands, we don't like drug tourism. Why not? Because people tend to forget, that while you may be able to buy them in special shops, does not mean they turn into goddamn Skittles. And that is what a lot of tourists forget. Same with booze; it's great stuff. Unless you're not used to it, and go all-out on your first go.

So, we have this teenage French girl who comes to our lovely country. What does she do? She takes shrooms...

While that is not so bad, you should take hallucinogens under sober supervision. You do not take it on your own, with friends who take them as well. But she decided to be an ignorant little **** and before consuming the shrooms had taken several joints, and alcohol. Any recreational user can tell you; do not mix drugs with alcohol and do not mix drugs with other drugs. But this little **** did... So, what happened, you might ask? Well, she thought she could fly...

Out of her hotel window...

While nothing was lost in this classical case of Darwinism, politicians seemed to think this was a great reason to ban shrooms, because one little **** drug tourist did herself in by being an ignorant little **** .

tl;dr

**** the French.
#61 - genepool (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#60 - memescomefromb (08/21/2013) [-]
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
#75 - imaglass (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
420 blaze it faggots
#36 - heartlessrobot (08/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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Cocaine: When you just have too much god damn money.
#80 - greyshirtguy (08/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #2 - myaccountisnew (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The cocaine one certainly explains Scarface.
#3 to #2 - kweel (08/21/2013) [-]
Cocaine gives you the confidence of superman. That is what lead to Tony montanas fall since he did too much of it and became overconfident, thinking that he was unstoppable.
#30 - braxtotxarb (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm tired of your ******** .
#32 - leetroll (08/21/2013) [+] (10 replies)
so I just googled the toothpaste **** , that **** actually works? :S
#55 - ghostofgemini (08/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Weed, tobacco, alcohol. and some kind of variation of ecstacy(the name escapes me)
#64 to #55 - pimpmycookie (08/22/2013) [-]
MDMA?
#23 - stagger (08/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #37 - insertclevernames (08/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Can someone please explain to me what whippits are/do? please excuse my ignorance.
User avatar #43 to #37 - sorrybut (08/21/2013) [-]
Nitrous oxide can cause analgesia, depersonalisation, derealisation, dizziness, euphoria, and some sound distortion. Research has also found that it increases suggestibility and imagination. Inhalation of nitrous oxide for recreational use, with the purpose of causing euphoria and/or slight hallucinations, began as a phenomenon for the British upper class in 1799, known as "laughing gas parties".

Source: Wikipedia
User avatar #8 - guywithafork (08/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
toothpaste on nipples reporting in
User avatar #31 - lumpymandude (08/21/2013) [-]
I like that you gave credit in the description. most people dont give credit when i see something every day from collegehumor
#109 - someponynew ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Adderal guy looks like Cyril.
#106 - megacoconutman (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
pcp: hey you guys wanna black out for 6 hours and have no control over are bodys
pcp: hey you guys wanna black out for 6 hours and have no control over are bodys
#1 - utasco (08/21/2013) [-]
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