he's got a handle on things. .. The Wanderer never did understand how his conversational ability worked, but he was always grateful for it. He had discovered at birth that if anyone looked at
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he's got a handle on things

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#3 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The Wanderer never did understand how his conversational ability worked, but he was always grateful for it. He had discovered at birth that if anyone looked at him and decided to strike up a conversation that not only would they drop everything and give him their undivided attention, but everyone else in sight would stop in their tracks as if to say, "Oh no, go ahead, we can wait for you to finish." Time itself seemed to stand still. If asked a question, the Lone Wanderer found that he might just have all the time in the world to answer. He'd use this in just about any situation, be it in a confrontation with Butch so he could come up with his wittiest retort, or even when talking to his father at the clinic just to mentally prepare for big tests in class. After being forced to leave the comfort of the vault this mysterious ability served a greater purpose for him, allowing him the time to make the best deals with business savvy traders and reasonable raiders alike. But this situation... what could he do? Does he stand there for eternity, suffering what could have been immortality? Or does he sacrifice the innocent small town guard and risk running from the hell-beast whose only purpose was the use the world as it's personal slaughterhouse? In the end, it didn't matter. After all, he had all the time in the world....
User avatar #1 - formerspectre ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
A whole lot of nope
#6 - grindor ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Be more like Boone
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User avatar #5 - communityservices (08/22/2013) [-]
>Not punching it to death with Love & Hate
Was I really that over powered?
User avatar #2 - MoparMan (08/21/2013) [-]
...

*takes out Alien Blaster*
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