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Two Dollar Bill. Just some funny unoriginal content.. The 2 Dollar Bill I ille, nu filth mum The 32 are Everyone should start carrying them lam STILL i think we

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The 2 Dollar Bill
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#62 - thehans
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i have $42 in $2 bills
any good ideas on what to do with them?
#77 to #62 - budva
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put them in your ass
#138 to #62 - stepsword
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sell them for 2$ each
or
cut them in half and have 42 1$ bills

User avatar #177 to #62 - hates
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Where do you get all those $2 bills?
User avatar #258 to #177 - thehans
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actually i just collected them when i was younger, i thought they were special or something. but ive had them for like 10 years and idk what to do with them
User avatar #201 to #177 - crazyhindu
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The bank.
User avatar #199 to #62 - trollins
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infinite burritos
#218 to #62 - anon id: 743e5ba5
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Go to taco bell.
User avatar #87 to #62 - thornberry
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give them to me
User avatar #83 to #62 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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Go to a strip club and be the guy that pays all the strippers twice as much.
User avatar #69 to #62 - kaxu
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42 burritos
User avatar #108 to #69 - nsfwlurkmore
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42 free* burritos.
#115 to #69 - mcfrozen
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Well, infinite burritos, keeping in mind they're free when you pay with a 2 dollar bill
#121 to #69 - confusticated
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(08/21/2013) [-]
dear lord...
User avatar #261 to #69 - nothumbsjustporn
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He can only buy 40 burritos you ******* cunt. And you thought this far on nobody would notice your blunder. Can you even mathematics? You disgust me.
#240 to #69 - anon id: 057b05f8
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Sorry but that amount of money would only pay for 40.3846154 burritos
#214 to #69 - huttero
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User avatar #208 to #69 - folkflunky
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So, the reason of everything are burritos?
User avatar #140 to #69 - tomowrath
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*80
User avatar #4 - dracomancer
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I'm not giving away my two dollar bills. I've been hoarding them since I was 13 and I've gotten 7 of them so far. They're valuable to me.
User avatar #36 to #4 - etlythepeasant
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Whenever my grandpa gives me money it's always in 2 dollar bills. Last christmas I got 50 2 dollar bills
User avatar #103 to #4 - acharminbear
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I got 6 in one transaction once, and my grandma has given me some before. They're so cool.
User avatar #125 to #4 - newfeliperuiz
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You can ask your bank to cash a cheque exclusively in $2 bills
Every Christmas it takes like a week for me to get my money because they have to find hundreds of them.
User avatar #130 to #4 - noworries
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Ya know you could just go to the bank and trade in a twenty dollar bill and more than double your collection of $2 bills
User avatar #162 to #4 - wargeneralwest
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i have like 16 now. I'm just hoping they become worth a fifty dollar bill sometime
User avatar #181 to #4 - turbodoosh
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I'll give you $14 for them
User avatar #5 to #4 - minnten
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you know they're still in circulation right? Most banks keep a small stash of them in the vault and will give them out upon request. ;)
User avatar #12 to #5 - dracomancer
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Why can't you let me feel special
#17 to #12 - anon id: f3e1e0de
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You're just another reposting thumbwhore, you're not that special.
#18 to #17 - dracomancer
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Oh thank goodness. I thought I was going to have to be a good role model for a second there.
User avatar #14 to #12 - minnten
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soz
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#11 to #4 - dblej
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#15 - sweener
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I work at Wendy's, and this girl that is about 17, (a new hire), called the manager over because she didn't know if the $20 bill was real, because it didnt have the shiny numbers or watermark. Our manager laughed and just said "Thats just an older 20"....


It wasn't that long ago that the 20$ bill changed.
User avatar #56 to #15 - Whetstone
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Yeah, I know what you mean. My friend and I were paying for food, and I payed with a $10 bill from the 80's (Back then I didn't collect older money and I would have kept it if I did). But they needed to take it back to see if it was real because it looked different.

User avatar #80 to #56 - sweener
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1. I agree, that would have been cool to keep.

2. It is just sad, its not like they redo the bill, and then take the old one out of circulation.



I really like foreign bills though, Canada has some really cool money now, doesn't rip and has a clear plastic part that you can see through. Also, when I was in china, the money seemed like monopoly money.
User avatar #84 to #15 - pheonix667
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i never realized how many other people on funnyjunk work at wendys untill today
User avatar #195 to #84 - ugoboom
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Join the club
User avatar #94 to #84 - sweener
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My sisters friend worked there and got me a job. It isn't the worst, but I don't enjoy it. Do you work at Wendy's?
User avatar #96 to #94 - pheonix667
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yes
#100 to #96 - sweener
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User avatar #85 - freakstorm
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So turns out my dad has 148 dollars in rare 1963 $2 bills, could some one teach me how to post pictures? You can probably tell by my name im a newfag
User avatar #97 to #85 - discord
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you need to have thumbs to post pictured.(or time, i'm not sure, its really dumb.)
User avatar #203 to #97 - crazyhindu
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Its thumbs.
User avatar #21 - szymonf
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according to wikipedia less then 1% of US bills printed are $2 notes. No wonder nobody know what the **** they are.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Crusader
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That's because they stopped printing them decades ago because there was no point.

I mean finding a 2 (insert currency here) anything is rare.

The only thing I know of is the Twoonie here in Canada
$2, literally called a Twoonie because it is worth Two Loonies
(Loonie is the gold coloured $1 coin)
#26 to #22 - feragon
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unless they're coins...two euro coins are common, as well as two pound coins
User avatar #28 to #26 - Crusader
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I've never been to Europe, or anywhere outside of North America.
I honestly don't know how Euros are divided, do they just use the decimal system like the Dollar?
#30 to #28 - feragon
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Yeah, except I heard that you get like 25 cent coins with dollars which you dont get with euros...you get 1 cent, 2 cents, 10 cents, 20 cents, 50 cents, then 1 euro, 2 euros, and then it moves to notes/bills starting at 5, then 10, then 20, then 50, then 100, then 200, then 500
User avatar #52 to #30 - zeref
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Most european country´s stopped using the 1 and 2 cents a few years ago, and we also have 5 cent coins.
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User avatar #32 to #30 - Crusader
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Canadian Dollars
(There used to be a 1 cent coin called the penny, but it is no longer given out as change or made, so they are dying off)
Nickel - 5 cents - $0.05
Dime - 10 cents -$0.10
Quarter - 25 cents -$0.25
Loonie - 100 cents/1 Dollar - $1
Twoonie/Toonie/Twonie - 200 Cents/2 Dollars - $2
#34 to #32 - feragon
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Essentially like the euro then, are loonies and toonies both coins? The only difference is the quarter,« and the missing 50 cents, but yeah 100 cents makes a euro
User avatar #35 to #34 - Crusader
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Yes, they are both coins.
The loonie is all gold coloured with Queen Elizabeth II on one side and a Loon on the other
The Twoonie is a Gold center with a Silver band around the outside featuring the Queen on one side and a Polar Bear on the other side.
#153 to #35 - snowshark
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Here's the most common £2 coin in the UK. It's the reverse of a Twoonie.
#59 to #28 - harleycurnow
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In the uk we have:
Coins:
1p
2p
5p
10p
20p
50p
£1
£2
£5 (very rare)
Notes:
£5
£10
£20
£50
#64 to #59 - gurtol
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You forgot the £1 note
User avatar #29 to #28 - europe
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y u do dis
#78 to #28 - anon id: 06a00615
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I have a half-frank coin from Switzerland
#37 to #22 - mufdvr
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Most common coin used in australia
User avatar #38 to #37 - evilanakie
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i have about 70 2$ coins rolling around my room
i ******* cant be bothered finding them
every time i get home after school i have change
so i shake my jeans out over my carpet hearing the chinking of the coins throw the jeans in the wash and be a lazy **** for the rest of the day
User avatar #131 to #22 - killerliquid
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I have never seen a person spell it as a Twoonie.
User avatar #72 to #22 - peegu
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Actually, the last print run was in 2012.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - szymonf
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I am from Canada, I know what a toonie (twonie if anything) is.
and according to wikipedia it was discontinued in 1966 and printing of it resumed in 1976 and the statistic is current
User avatar #31 to #23 - Matoben
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I'm from Canada too, we have two dollar bills as well, my mom saved an old one and it actually looks pretty cool for a bill.
User avatar #92 to #31 - szymonf
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had
I have one as well.
#49 to #21 - anon id: f520bf89
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euro's come in 2 euro variants, we also have 20 cents, just putting it out here
User avatar #8 - breadnsteak
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$2 bills, $1 coins and Kennedy 50 cent pieces are the best to use and see peoples reactions, I've had similar reactions to OP's story.
#24 to #8 - killersam
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i am a massive collector and i have 10 2 dollar bills 10 old 5,10 and 20 dollar bills from 1985 here's a 1985 20 dollar bill.
#25 to #24 - killersam
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also i forgot to mention i have a ******** of 1$ dollar coins the Kennedy 50 cents and ******** of rare Susane b. Anthony 1 dollar coins
User avatar #58 to #8 - bowmasta
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When I worked at hollywood video I had a guy come in and rent some movies. He pulled out a crown royal bag with a butt load of half dollars in it. I asked how many he had and just traded him face value for them, I think it was around $25. I think I gave them to my grandma because she collects coins.

I used to get $1 coins all the time, There was a change machine in my college that spat them out. I at one point put together a collection of all 50 presidents and the 2 or 3 other pictures.

I also got change from a Pop machine once in Nickles, It spat out a gold plated commemorative nickle worth about $5.
#68 to #8 - anon id: 69f021fc
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In DC, they use $1 coins for change in the metro machines. I've got a **** ton of them.
#95 to #8 - abcdxyz
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Honestly I didn't know about the presidential $1 coins. When I was carhopping at a sonic I got a bunch and automatically assumed they were Sacajawea coins. I was a little surprised when I went inside and took a closer look at them.
#9 to #8 - dongmongler
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I ******* love both of those coins
I ******* love both of those coins
User avatar #13 to #9 - ilovemyguns
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I used to have a ******** of $2 dollar bills and $1 dollar gold coins, but I was robbed.

**** I wish I still had them.
User avatar #185 to #13 - jabzilla
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you can go to your bank and ask for an exchange of money to get what you want (like a $50 turned into 25 indivudual $2) granted that it wont be the same and im sure most banks dont have that many $2 or dollar coins...and im sure there is an exchange fee to have those kind of currency. but its kind of worth it since most people dont have that kind of currency just laying around
#174 - gryphemthegryphon
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But don't you see? I'd want this situation to happen. I'd take it as far as I can go, even if there was the risk of going to jail. I'd battle it in court until someone recognized the fact that 2 dollar bills exist. Then I'd just sit there and enjoy myself in the ultimate feeling of "I'm right. You're an idiot," while everyone who thought they didn't exist had all of their jimmies rustled.
#112 - sorrowfulone
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I gave a 2 dollar bill to a Buddhist monk once, robe and all. He was surprised and told me he had never seen one in a long beforehand. In return he gave me a blue book titled "Siddhartha". It was an interesting read.
I gave a 2 dollar bill to a Buddhist monk once, robe and all. He was surprised and told me he had never seen one in a long beforehand. In return he gave me a blue book titled "Siddhartha". It was an interesting read.
User avatar #189 to #112 - marshmellowartist
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Siddhartha is the story of a young man who meditates his way out of suffering, and has his 'soul/mind' reincarnated and thereby becomes the Buddha.
User avatar #190 to #189 - marshmellowartist
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If anyone wanted to know...
User avatar #57 - redclover
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except that $2 bills aren't all that rare
they print them every 3 years

I'm a manager at a restaurant and we get about one a day, and a lot on Sundays for some reason
we just don't like putting it in the drawers because it messes with the neat organized bills (there's no spot for $2 bills)
so I usually swap them for two $1 bills from my wallet
I have about 12 of them in my wallet right now.
#60 to #57 - teenytinyspider
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I can not find these $2 bills though. My grandmother only owns one.
User avatar #88 to #60 - peegu
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Ask any bank. They usually have a bunch on hand, and you don't even need an account to exchange cash most of the time.
User avatar #71 to #57 - peegu
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They really aren't printed every three years, just whenever there is a need for them. The first print run was series 1976, but then there wasn't another print run until 1995. Since then they've been printing them somewhat more often. Series 2003, then 2003A (actually printed in 2006), and series 2009 (actually printed in 2012).
#184 to #57 - anon id: 399e0096
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You get a lot of two dollar bills from betting tracks.
#98 - potrsr
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in euorpe we got new 5€ bill. At first lots of people though its fake wierd money, scaner says its fake so first few weeks were fun.
User avatar #206 to #98 - motherduck
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I live in Ireland and I remember my grandmother giving me one to get her milk from the shop.I was confused as ****
#106 to #98 - karvarausku
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**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Cats and dogs ** the new 5€ bill looks ridiculous...