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The 2 Dollar Bill
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#62 - thehans (08/21/2013) [+] (17 replies)
i have $42 in $2 bills
any good ideas on what to do with them?
User avatar #69 to #62 - kaxu (08/21/2013) [-]
42 burritos
User avatar #4 - dracomancer (08/20/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I'm not giving away my two dollar bills. I've been hoarding them since I was 13 and I've gotten 7 of them so far. They're valuable to me.
#15 - sweener (08/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I work at Wendy's, and this girl that is about 17, (a new hire), called the manager over because she didn't know if the $20 bill was real, because it didnt have the shiny numbers or watermark. Our manager laughed and just said "Thats just an older 20"....


It wasn't that long ago that the 20$ bill changed.
User avatar #85 - freakstorm ONLINE (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So turns out my dad has 148 dollars in rare 1963 $2 bills, could some one teach me how to post pictures? You can probably tell by my name im a newfag
User avatar #21 - szymonf (08/21/2013) [+] (25 replies)
according to wikipedia less then 1% of US bills printed are $2 notes. No wonder nobody know what the **** they are.
User avatar #8 - breadnsteak (08/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
$2 bills, $1 coins and Kennedy 50 cent pieces are the best to use and see peoples reactions, I've had similar reactions to OP's story.
#174 - gryphemthegryphon (08/21/2013) [-]
But don't you see? I'd want this situation to happen. I'd take it as far as I can go, even if there was the risk of going to jail. I'd battle it in court until someone recognized the fact that 2 dollar bills exist. Then I'd just sit there and enjoy myself in the ultimate feeling of "I'm right. You're an idiot," while everyone who thought they didn't exist had all of their jimmies rustled.
#112 - sorrowfulone (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I gave a 2 dollar bill to a Buddhist monk once, robe and all. He was surprised and told me he had never seen one in a long beforehand. In return he gave me a blue book titled "Siddhartha". It was an interesting read.
I gave a 2 dollar bill to a Buddhist monk once, robe and all. He was surprised and told me he had never seen one in a long beforehand. In return he gave me a blue book titled "Siddhartha". It was an interesting read.
User avatar #57 - redclover ONLINE (08/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
except that $2 bills aren't all that rare
they print them every 3 years

I'm a manager at a restaurant and we get about one a day, and a lot on Sundays for some reason
we just don't like putting it in the drawers because it messes with the neat organized bills (there's no spot for $2 bills)
so I usually swap them for two $1 bills from my wallet
I have about 12 of them in my wallet right now.
#98 - potrsr (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
in euorpe we got new 5€ bill. At first lots of people though its fake wierd money, scaner says its fake so first few weeks were fun.
#171 - greatgranpapy (08/21/2013) [-]
dat manager
dat manager
#210 - beslina (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have an idea...
Step 1: Find a whole lot of Taco Bells with dumb, young cashiers (shouldn't be hard)
Step 2: Use one $2 bill to get a whole lot of free burritos
Step 3: Give free burritos to hungry people.
Step 4: Repeat until world hunger is no longer an issue.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit
#192 - wertyoguy (08/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have a canadian 2$ bill. Never spending it
User avatar #122 - thestanmarsh (08/21/2013) [-]
a 7 layer burrito for 1.04 thats not possible
#66 - Deavas (08/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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but i only have one $2 bill
#109 to #104 - goodguygary (08/21/2013) [-]
sorry for the hugeass picture, but there you can see the difference in the front, i have a picture of the back which happens to be different too
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Here in the VIP club of the land down under...

You can get $2 coins.
#176 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
do they even make 2 doller bills anymore?
User avatar #191 to #183 - heartlessrobot (08/21/2013) [-]
They still print them, just in rather small numbers.
User avatar #159 - toensix (08/21/2013) [-]
This post makes me wish I lived in the US just to do this.
#119 - lanfear ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
This is a beautiful story. . . my god. I have 8 2 dollar bills that i just keep in my safe. . . i think they are neat so i dont use them, but i never imagined that someone wouldnt know what they were. I mean, I am 20 and all my friends know what they are but that might be because i live in a tiny backwards town full of old people and a couple of us youngsters.
This is a beautiful story. . . my god. I have 8 2 dollar bills that i just keep in my safe. . . i think they are neat so i dont use them, but i never imagined that someone wouldnt know what they were. I mean, I am 20 and all my friends know what they are but that might be because i live in a tiny backwards town full of old people and a couple of us youngsters.
User avatar #20 - meiverona (08/21/2013) [+] (10 replies)
The same thing kind of thing happens in the UK with £1 notes. Although I think they're trying to pull them out of circulation completely now. I have 2 or 3 stashed, they're the only ones I've ever come across over the years.
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