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Two Dollar Bill. Just some funny unoriginal content.. The 2 Dollar Bill I ille, nu filth mum The 32 are Everyone should start carrying them lam STILL i think we

Just some funny unoriginal content.

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The 2 Dollar Bill
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filth
mum
The 32 are Everyone should start carrying them
lam STILL i think we need to gun saving our bins and bring them out in puma. The younger generation meant know they
exist.
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bin, teen get something to eat and not have to may about anyone getting imitated ethic for trying to break a bill.
Q Tii, to titre one burrito please, to "
Haiti be aif, 04, Eat tit?‘
Tha, " to this point, i open my binford and hand him the bin. He teens at it kind of many
server; ‘uh. neng on a sec, in be right been .
He goes to tent to his manager, who is are within my earshot. The kowtowing conversation occurs between the two oi' them:
Server: ‘Hey, you ever see a bill?"
Mt A What?"
Server: an biti. This guy Just gave it to me. .
Manager: Mat for something was There' s no such thing as a biti. .
He comes back to me and says, We dant fake these Do you have anything mas ?"
hits; "Just this Mr Tait don' t tetra bit's? Why?''
Server: ‘i don' t know. R 'sh
Q "See hem where it says twat tender?‘
Senor: math.''
hie: "So, why wont you tattoo it?‘
Server, Mee, hang on a sec. "
He goes been to his manager, who has been watching me titre not a , and says to him, ‘He says i have to tetra it. R
Mane an ‘Ergern' the have anything Oise ?"
server; "rash. a any t' n get it and you can open the sate and get change I -5
Main Tm not opening the sate with him in here. R
Manager: ‘Teri him to come been tater when he has rear money.‘
i can' t he him than we the hmmf
dust ten him.,"
e. We we w This is weird. going in been -
The manager approaches me and says, Tm sorry, but we don' t tetra big bills this time at night. .
ii are only seven oi: doctro Watt then, here' s a two dollar biti. .
Manager: We don' t tetra those,
Egg "l you Jotos why, I
Mg: mally, tennis wily.‘
Malay Thease teams before trait man security.‘
e htat; ‘Excuse me?"
Manager: 'Please leave haters hcatt man security. q
ME: ‘What on earth for?‘
Manager: ‘Hesse. air.‘
his.' "tht, go ahead, call them,"
Lttp_ _ r.' "insure you please just move?‘
hits: Wth"
s Maggy: ‘Fine - have it your way then. .
Hey. that' s Burger King, isn' t ?'
At this point, he Backs away item me and cat's mall security on the phone around the corner. i have two people staring at me from the
dining area. and i begin laughing out loud, just tor enact. A few minutes tater this - guy
Comes in
Guard: “teen, Mitre, when up?‘
t Manager : "This guy is trying to give me some {pause} funny money.‘
Guard: We . What?"
Manage "Get this .- A two deity "
were the us J "why wound a guy tetra a the donor birth’
Manager: "f don' t mow. He 's kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is an titty."
Guard: ‘Oh, so the new tenet‘
Guard: "Why maid he fake a two donor bill?"
Maggi.“ "l don' t meet can you are to him. and get him out ethane?‘
Security Guard walks over to me and .... ..
Gang: ‘Mitre here tetra his you have some tetra one were trying to use.‘
Guard.‘ "Lemme see 'em."
hifi: "was:
I Guard: we you want me to get the caps in here?"
At this point tam ready its say, ‘Sure. please?" but i went to eat, so esey 'Imjust trying to tray burrito and pay its it with this twt) denier
out
f put the bin up near his face, and he phinches nice Fm taking a swing at him. He takes the bin, turns it over a iaw times in his hands, and
says, Tter, Mitre, whats wrong with this bin?‘
Meagan ‘it' s rare.“
t Guard: doesn' t took tetra to me. q
Manager: ‘But its a two miter bin.‘
Guam: ‘teen in
Main "Well, there' s no such thing, is there?"
The security guard and i both toot: at him titre has an idiot, and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue,
So, it turns out that my burrito was has and he threw in a drink and some ofthose cinnamon thingies, too-
Made me want to gate whats stack of Mo donor bins Just to see what happens when thy to buy stun’. iii got the right group of peopie, i
coma probabky and up in fan. We get free mad there, too.
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