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#16 - Cookiez
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
#76 to #16 - dumbassvtwo
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Oh god wow.
Oh god wow.
#72 to #16 - fedegon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Welcome, comrades, to your new Centaur Fetish!
#71 to #16 - anon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
i'd marry her
#45 to #16 - merfmerf
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Yay facebook
#40 to #16 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 to #16 - mascaradick [OP]
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I am thankfull I lived to see this picture.
#22 to #16 - yunablade
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(08/21/2013) [-]
And now I'm a clopper.

Great.
#96 to #22 - masdercheef
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(08/21/2013) [-]
More fuel for the fire?
#115 to #96 - yunablade
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Oh yes****
#77 to #22 - Ulmer
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(08/21/2013) [-]
#65 to #22 - konradkurze
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(08/21/2013) [-]
< yfw
< yfw
#32 to #22 - crazylance
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Liking centaurs (Sexually) doesn't necessarily make you a clopper.
#34 to #32 - yunablade
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(08/21/2013) [-]
No, but this does
#35 to #34 - crazylance
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I ... I don't think I'm catching on here, beg pardon and explain?
#36 to #35 - yunablade
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Don't worry I'm high.

THere is nothing to understand.
#37 to #36 - crazylance
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(08/21/2013) [-]
You would **** a centaur and a pony?
#38 to #37 - yunablade
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(08/21/2013) [-]
There is pretty much little difference, as both imply ******* a horse cunt.

#39 to #38 - crazylance
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I suppose but a centaur leaves you something human to work with, when a pony won't.
#114 to #39 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/22/2013) [-]
I like this one better.
Even if that movie sucked dick.
#113 to #39 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/22/2013) [-]
While I only have 2, maybe 3 MLP crossover pics in my wallpaper folder, I mostly just have random stuff of it in my reaction folder.
#73 to #39 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/21/2013) [-]
lel fuken comment limit.   
There's no nipples, no genitalia and no butthole, therefore that pic was totally SFW.   
   
And yes she is, though that's typical for **** pictures of Luna. You know, people assume that just because she's the younger sister (and considerably smaller than Celestia, who is generally drawn as very curvy), she's gotta be borderline loli.   
If you're curious, here's the pic before I slapped that censor on it.   
i.imgur.com/lgYOIEq.png   
   
Ya know.   
Just because.
lel fuken comment limit.
There's no nipples, no genitalia and no butthole, therefore that pic was totally SFW.

And yes she is, though that's typical for **** pictures of Luna. You know, people assume that just because she's the younger sister (and considerably smaller than Celestia, who is generally drawn as very curvy), she's gotta be borderline loli.
If you're curious, here's the pic before I slapped that censor on it.
i.imgur.com/lgYOIEq.png

Ya know.
Just because.
#74 to #73 - crazylance
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(08/21/2013) [-]
As response to your 45 degree centaur, no, they sit at 90 degree.

And on a unrelated note, people would fap to that but if it even had hooves, you'd get C4'd with red thumbs for "posting pony porn"
#81 to #74 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I meant laying down. The way I see it, they would have to lay on their side, but if they can bend 90 degrees, then either lay on their stomach(s) or put their human back to their horse back.
Either way, it just sounds awful and disturbing to look at.

And fine, I won't post more porn, I'll post a pic by Indiron, who is my second-favorite artist.
I mean look at that. I've seen plenty of porn of Chrysalis, but nothing that I consider sexy (because I'm not into tentacles and futa exoskeletal dicks). This right here, however, makes best villain look quite sexy. Like a green Kerrigan....
#102 to #81 - crazylance
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Hey, you can post porn as much as you want, just know you're at your own risk if you do,
I honestly don't give a ****.

And I'm guessing you like being dominated?
#103 to #102 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Gurl, this isn't porn, this is art.
I could post porn if you wanted me to, though. You just gotta let me know who you want and how you like it; pony, humanized, something in between, or maybe you're thinking of something boring like humans.


Sorry, I've been watching the funny and sexy banter on Mass Effect 3 for the past couple of hours and I seem to be using its mannerisms quite a bit.


And no, I don't. It doesn't do it for me.


Or... or maybe you just want some more pony wallpapers. I got exactly 1,208 images in my wallpaper folder with another 92 pending. Fun fact: this collection isn't so much for myself, but for anyone who asks.
#104 to #103 - crazylance
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Hmm ... alright, I'll poke, post something badass involving knights and/or the sun. Pony or not.
#106 to #104 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/22/2013) [-]
The other candidate that immediately popped into my head that would fulfill that request is this one.
I just LOVE extremely detailed pics like this.
#105 to #104 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/22/2013) [-]
That's pretty damn vague.
Does... does this count?
#107 to #105 - crazylance
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(08/22/2013) [-]
I suppose so.

Have more knightly goodness?
#108 to #107 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Again, just the word "knight" doesn't really help.
Mostly because all my images aren't tagged; I just search the titles for keywords like "war" and "battle".
Doesn't help much.
#109 to #108 - crazylance
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Something that seems epic and badass, I am sorry for my vague-ness, I never requested pics off people in the past.

Wait, do you have things related to W40K in your folders?
#110 to #109 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/22/2013) [-]
I would guess maybe... 5 tops.
I'm really not sure.
As of this comment, I can only find 2.
I'll post the other one in a second.

You might be able to tell I'm not a Warhammer fan, so I have next to nothing of it compared to other things like Attack on Titan. Despite that, since the way I collect my pics is just "if I think it looks cool or neat, I get it", I should have acquired more than I have, but I guess there really aren't many W40K and MLP crossover pics.
#112 to #110 - crazylance
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(08/22/2013) [-]
The reason they don't exist is because they are heretical.
Attack on Titan you say?
#48 to #39 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Looks like someone's never heard of anthro.
Looks like someone's never heard of anthro.
#49 to #48 - crazylance
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I have, but I'm not interested in having a relationship with a pastel color humanized pony.
Not a sexual one that is, I'm sure that as friends they'd be interesting.
#51 to #49 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/21/2013) [-]
But sexual relationships with another sentient being is fun.   
Even if it walks on four hooves, if you can have an intelligent conversation with it, you can put your dick in it.
But sexual relationships with another sentient being is fun.
Even if it walks on four hooves, if you can have an intelligent conversation with it, you can put your dick in it.
#85 to #51 - werefell
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Thank you for putting my feelings into words!
#87 to #85 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/21/2013) [-]
>Pinkie Pie
>Intelligent conversation

Choose one.
#92 to #87 - werefell
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Is this better?
#93 to #92 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Well obviously best pony is better.
#52 to #51 - crazylance
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Now see, it's this kind of thinking that intrigues me about you people, "if you can have an intelligent conversation with it, you can put your dick in it"

Would you really now?
A centaur is as sentient as a pony (Anthro or not) but I would still want the centaur over the pony, centaurs are honorable, are great fighters and don't break their vows.
I'm not saying a anthro pony can't be the same and a centaur is ALWAYS like what I've said but just ... I just like centaurs more.
#54 to #52 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/21/2013) [-]
What defines being human? Walking on two legs and being intelligent?
My point is, if a race of "people" are just as intelligent as you and they have their own equivalent definition of humanity, why does it matter so much? If you're just as emotionally compatible with a pony as with another human, who cares about the sex? Nothing can biologically come of it and it's just great fun for the both of you.

And are you implying that ponies can't be great fighters? Because this wallpaper by my favorite artist begs to differ.
#55 to #54 - crazylance
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Look, I just prefer centaurs over ponies alright?
Centaurs are also a race that is as intelligent as humans, call me racist but I just prefer centaurs because they are double productive and I always imagine a human + centaur as great team mates. Besides, being a centaur can be kinda interesting, try thinking how it is living like that, 4 legs and a huge lower body that you've got to learn how to manuever indoors.

And no, I didn't imply that.
Is that Sombra fighting the Changlings? But why?
#61 to #55 - smokekusheveryday
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(08/21/2013) [-]
You my sir have your priorties straight
#62 to #61 - crazylance
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Would you detail please?
I'd like to know what priorities please you here.
#63 to #62 - smokekusheveryday
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Umm let's see the logic here is so complex it's hard to explain but strangely i would **** a centaur before i would **** a pony ..... as i follow the order you do. also enjoyed the part about intelligent converstation=******** comment

Not being sarcastic
#66 to #63 - crazylance
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(08/21/2013) [-]
*shrug*
Some people have the same preferences.
Don't want to sound weird but think of the options you have with a centaur.
*cough*ifyouknowwhatimean*cough*
#101 to #66 - smokekusheveryday
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I've been thinking about those option for a long time....
i know exactly what u mean
#56 to #55 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong in your preference, I'm just saying it's not wrong to have the same preference for other races.

Centaurs are awesome, yes, but the only reason I don't much care for them compared to other races is because being half horse is pretty damn impractical. You also wouldn't be able to lay on your back and your human spine would get all messed up and that's just one part of an entire mess of problems. Also, how the hell would you wipe your ass when you poop? You can't reach all the way down there...
So while it would be totally neat being a centaur, I wouldn't want to be one if I were given the chance.

Yes it is.
He's fighting them because Ziom is so awesome that he can draw whatever the **** he wants.
I mean come on, <--this probably never happened, but I don't give a ****.
#58 to #56 - crazylance
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Oh come on, centaurs deal with those things their way, you just gotta learn, can't go dissing on them just for those small details and since when will the human spine get ****** up? A centaur is a merging of a human and a horse, if they still live, it means the merging went well and there's no issues in their biological structure.

Also you're not really thinking broadly, you CAN lay on your back even as a centaur.
If we're choosing someone for practicality then how is a anthro pony practical?
#19 to #16 - steppenwolfvg
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(08/21/2013) [-]
One of the best posts on the internot