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#9 - inuyuru (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because when you douche, you have to Maximum Douche.
User avatar #10 - shunkahawolf (08/21/2013) [+] (24 replies)
hitting a dog may not be a crime but if i found someone acting like this after hitting a dog id sure as hell commit a couple crimes
#18 - elyiia (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Mike is a total cunt.
#12 - Ulmer (08/21/2013) [-]
I want to destroy that man.
User avatar #22 - krobeles (08/21/2013) [+] (30 replies)
Why are you all so ******* pissed at this dude? I dont think he killed it on purpose, and running over a dog is hardly something you should hate his guts for.
Sure he dosen't feel bad about it, but honestly, if he didn't intend to do, and if he followed the proper rules, then honestly, he has nothing to feel bad about.

******* whites knights comming down from the highlands whenever a chick or animal is in pain. You disgust me.

I welcome the avalance of red thumbs.
#30 to #22 - internetrage (08/21/2013) [-]
yeah, 						****					 those guys who dont want chicks or animals to be in pain!
yeah, **** those guys who dont want chicks or animals to be in pain!
#127 - fahquoo (08/21/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Few years ago, I was at a "friends" house. I count my money (only $42), put wallet in my purse, leave it on the kitchen table next to "friend" while I go to do my make-up. Come back 5 minutes later, and decide to recheck my money. Whadoyaknow, a 20 dollar bill is missing. Of course, "friend" denies taking it. o.0

Fast-forward a year, get a phone call from "friend". She tells me she just stole $200 from cash register at work. She laughs. We hang up. I call her job, ask for manager and explain the situation. One week later, "friend" calls me to tell me she just spent a few nights in jail for theft.

Karma, bitch.
#1 - anisbanana (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The bottom post killed me.
The bottom post killed me.
#124 - knightofshadows (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Go to bbw's"  I need to stop watching so much porn
"Go to bbw's" I need to stop watching so much porn
#99 - ronyx ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Uncool man, uncool.
User avatar #14 - kaiizel (08/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm kind mad that the friend is only ratting him out because of a ****** laptop.
#3 - puffolotti (08/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
already read, but still head warming story.

dead-from-cold (trying to translate italian expression "morti di freddo") like this mike are quite annoying, but before or later the **** they stapled hit them without us moving a finger about that.
#6 to #5 - gastrofizzy (08/20/2013) [-]
Makes sense now that I re-read the comment
5 times
But yeah. I see that some people don't know english that well.
So are the bad parts of town called spaghettos?
#131 - tailsx (08/21/2013) [-]
"You wanna go to bbw's and get some wings"

Only fat chick picture I have
#85 - kresskh ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
#76 - erpetrich (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dog related I guess
Dog related I guess
#24 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If you hit a dog and don't even feel bad about it, you have a special place in hell.
User avatar #50 to #38 - someponynew ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
>hitting a dog
>hitting a demon

One's hellspawn and the other's a dog.
I don't see your logic.
User avatar #136 - bageljew (08/21/2013) [-]
i can't ******* stand those people on facebook that have conversations on public posts they could easily have in a private chat.
#61 - mjjrussell **User deleted account** (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw my name is mike russell
#16 - sonoriti (08/21/2013) [-]
(I will hunt him down and kill him).



(I will hunt him down and kill him).
User avatar #36 - captchakid ONLINE (08/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I dont mean to sound like that guy but I would never swerve for any animal, human or not. Certainly, I'd try to stop/slow down, but never swerve. Swerving puts other drivers in danger, and thats a lot worse than hitting a dog, cat, or human.
#48 to #47 - Bforbacon ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Right. I suppose they meant in a situation where you can't avoid hitting them by safely maneuvering around them. As in they jump in front of you without time to safely put on a turn signal and change lanes. Like maybe in traffic or something. But I definitely see what you're saying.
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