A couple get a divorce and are in negotiations fer the custody of their
children. The Judge asks each of them to defend their reasoning for their
rights scie custody-
the wife replies, "The children are really mine, I carried them for nine
months and spent hours in labor birthing them? He didn' t really do
anything?" The judge nods thoughtfully, recognizing the validity her
reasoning and asks for the husbands defense.
The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your - if you put a
dollar we a coke machine and a soda pops out, does that sees belong to
you er the machine'?"