#Monthlygifts. Get it? fyi i find these on tumblr and i apologize in advance if you've seen them :#. brain's lesion: When my dad hears I' m on my period, he loo
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#Monthlygifts

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fyi i find these on tumblr and i apologize in advance if you've seen them :#

brain's lesion:
When my dad hears I' m on my
period, he looks himself in his
study and texts me that he will get
me ANYTHING I WANT, and to
just ask.
He got me a laptop the first time I
got my period. As the blood
trickles from my uterus, as does
the power trickle through my
veins.
Oh my god.
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Submitted: 08/20/2013
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#1 - feffog (08/20/2013) [+] (31 replies)
if i worked every day of my life when i lived with my parents id get 5 bucks and a coupon to dairy queen, some bitches uterus coughs up a stale egg and she ******* gets a laptop

#2 - karmakoala (08/20/2013) [-]
I got a trip to the hospital every time I got my period.

Of course i'm a male so that made it slightly more worrying.
#5 - princepeanut (08/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I never get anything when i bleed from my dick
I never get anything when i bleed from my dick
User avatar #3 - noideawhatimdoing (08/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Kinda on the same topic i hate chicks who use their time as an excuse to be a cunt
#24 - stagger (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm sorry brain-splosion wasn't born with a strong father figure.    
My dad may have never been there, and my step-dad may have been a cunt,   
but at least he wasn't a pussy. You know how many lawns I had to mow to get my first Gameboy?
I'm sorry brain-splosion wasn't born with a strong father figure.
My dad may have never been there, and my step-dad may have been a cunt,
but at least he wasn't a pussy. You know how many lawns I had to mow to get my first Gameboy?
#9 - firstresponder (08/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
not to be like "i hav a uturs pey attenten to me" but honestly periods really do hurt. The most accurate description of cramp pain i can give you is that it feels like there is a small demon in your abdomen with butter knifes trying to saw its way out. its a dull but exsistant and ongoing pain, and no amount of advil seems to help. at least for me.
#25 - kibi (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or you could properly teach her that the rest of the world isn't gonna lay down and let itself be run over by her menstrual cycle.  Being on your period is no excuse to be a bitch. Be a woman and suck it up like the rest of us.   
   
 Goddamn 13 year olds whining about getting their period. "Boo hoo I'm an adult now". 						*******					 deal with it,
Or you could properly teach her that the rest of the world isn't gonna lay down and let itself be run over by her menstrual cycle. Being on your period is no excuse to be a bitch. Be a woman and suck it up like the rest of us.

Goddamn 13 year olds whining about getting their period. "Boo hoo I'm an adult now". ******* deal with it,
#18 - zorororonoa (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Way to prepare her for the real world, dad
Way to prepare her for the real world, dad
User avatar #10 - TheFreak (08/21/2013) [-]
Men may hate the women who are treated like this, but the women who aren't treated like this hate them way more.
#21 - upyoursnumbnuts (08/21/2013) [-]
I did four tours in Iraq. I was shot twice and had eleven of my friends die, two who bled out in my arms while we tried to get them to help.

Bring it on you manipulative little bitch.
#36 - Loopholes ONLINE (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#37 to #36 - Loopholes ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Also I noticed a lot of comments are talking as if it's the girls fault.   
"bring it on you manipulative little bitch" was said at some point.   
   
It's the father not the daughter, plus I feel you people are takin this waaaay to seriously.   
Just chill, guys, here's another sloth.
Also I noticed a lot of comments are talking as if it's the girls fault.
"bring it on you manipulative little bitch" was said at some point.

It's the father not the daughter, plus I feel you people are takin this waaaay to seriously.
Just chill, guys, here's another sloth.
#30 - OoJesusoO (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why am I laughing at what this spoiled bitch did?
#39 to #30 - SILENCEnight (08/21/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at mario bros ** because she's smart enough to make a joke about it
#49 - marcury (08/21/2013) [-]
pic of OP
User avatar #29 - newforomador ONLINE (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Period bacon.
#20 - milehighpride (08/21/2013) [-]
I thought you were supposed to teach toddlers at an early age that crying doesn't get them anything.
I thought you were supposed to teach toddlers at an early age that crying doesn't get them anything.
#42 - solarisofcelestia (08/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
User avatar #28 - darksideofthebeast (08/21/2013) [-]
Well then that makes the blood the power?
+1
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User avatar #22 - cactusphalus (08/21/2013) [-]
when she said he would lock himself in his study, I thought the father was trolling like "the troll escaped teh dungeons!"
#38 - Womens Study Major (08/21/2013) [-]
Wow, I feel really lucky after reading all of these comments. I don't get any period symptoms except for some slight light-headedness.
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