I might have rustled some jimmies.... Things become simpler when you view human relationships from a biological standpoint. I can't speak from my own experience
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I might have rustled some jimmies...

Things become simpler when you view human relationships from a biological standpoint.
I can't speak from my own experiences, I've only ever been with one person in any sort of relationship. And it was for several years. When I was young some guy tried to drag me into his car and it made me wary of men for a long time and I was a virgin until I was 20. But I've seen what happens when you don't talk. I've seen many relationships that could have been held together with a little bit of honesty. My parents' and my own included.

Make me a promise FJer's. Please be honest with the people you love. If they are bad in bed, let them know and help them become better. They probably need a little guidance and.

And to be honest the only time I've ever felt oppressed is when I was 9 and couldn't rollerskate on the adults skating rink at summer camp. Hard times man...hard times...

D oswin:
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex
because men wen' t take a simple fucking "no" tor an answer.
Female oppression is men being entitled that they think being
denied sex is oppressive
0000 FUCKING EWNO YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON
1"' ' RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE
Being a bitch is when you lie about having a headache because you den' t want
to fulfill a basic human need that your partner has because you can' t
communicate meaningfully with him in the bedroom- If you actually talked to him
instead lying you might tint) that your relationship will be happier and more
open.
It' s not him being oppressive The human species wasn' t meant to be
monogamous. The sexual desire deosn' t stem trom wanting to oppress or
dominate your partner it stems trom the instinctual desire to procreate Men
have it. have it. It' s not a sense entitlement. It' s a desperate and may
I add NATURAL desire- Treating it like " SURE male habit that
needs to be stamped out is shameful and sexist.
Why not, instead saying a flat out and snobbish "Na", you tell him "No" and
why and then have a decent and meaningful discussion over it. Who knows he
may go and research a few new tricks in hopes trying to give you a better
sexual experience. Believe it or not, a let men get eff on being able to
pleasure their special lady- Just because you want to pretend bad sex is
mindblowing to avoid the werk actually talking to him deosn' t make him the
bad guy. It makes you lazy.
230, ti at 'at
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Submitted: 08/20/2013
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User avatar #6 - scant (08/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
If I was had to condense the entirety of relationship wisdom into one word, it would be "communication".
If you and your partner can't or won't talk effectively, you're sunk. There are exceptions to every rule of course, but this is still the easiest way to test a relationship.
#30 - lot (08/20/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I never understood those kind of women who always say no to sex. I never denied my bf it. I could fuck every single day.
I never understood those kind of women who always say no to sex. I never denied my bf it. I could fuck every single day.
User avatar #5 - jellybaby (08/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
To be fair, females are also called bitches for simply not wanting sex.
#7 - vaginismus (08/20/2013) [-]
A thing I've noticed: Even though you don't always want sex at the same time your partner does, most of the time it takes just a little foreplay and both will get into it, if you give it a chance.

(Protip: Don't whine, that's a complete turn-off)
#72 - yetiyitties (08/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
One time I initiated sex mode with my now ex and she was like, not today ok yetiyitties? And I was like, "Why babe?" With a pouty face and a raging boner, and she said just not today. And I since I was horny I kept asking since she didn't give me an answer and I was preaching "We need communication babe" so she kept getting mad and said fuck it, she took off her clothes and showed me a slightly shit stained panty and threw it at me and told me to stop being so fucking annoying. She said no meant no and that she drank too much prune juice that day. She handled our situation way over the top. She was screaming and red with embarresment and anger and I'm just shocked and still horny with a boner that was still bravely at attention but I mostly shocked. Her mother was knocking on the door asking what was wrong, and I just told my now ex it was over, I don't want to be treated like this, and that just made her angrier and told me to get the fuck out, her mom heard everything and kinda avoided eye contact with me. I wish I could forget that whole experience. I'm rambling now.   
   
Moral of the story, communication is fucking key. The woman has a reason why she Is saying no and doesn't want to have sex. Don't be a prick and push her into it. She might have drank too much prune juice and got poo poo panties.
One time I initiated sex mode with my now ex and she was like, not today ok yetiyitties? And I was like, "Why babe?" With a pouty face and a raging boner, and she said just not today. And I since I was horny I kept asking since she didn't give me an answer and I was preaching "We need communication babe" so she kept getting mad and said fuck it, she took off her clothes and showed me a slightly shit stained panty and threw it at me and told me to stop being so fucking annoying. She said no meant no and that she drank too much prune juice that day. She handled our situation way over the top. She was screaming and red with embarresment and anger and I'm just shocked and still horny with a boner that was still bravely at attention but I mostly shocked. Her mother was knocking on the door asking what was wrong, and I just told my now ex it was over, I don't want to be treated like this, and that just made her angrier and told me to get the fuck out, her mom heard everything and kinda avoided eye contact with me. I wish I could forget that whole experience. I'm rambling now.

Moral of the story, communication is fucking key. The woman has a reason why she Is saying no and doesn't want to have sex. Don't be a prick and push her into it. She might have drank too much prune juice and got poo poo panties.
User avatar #8 - zytherman (08/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If I ask my girlfriend for sex and she says no. I dont go on and on about her for it. I just say 'ok' and sit up.
It's odd. (And im not even lying here)
when I say 'ok' and start to get up. it's as if she feels like i no longer want to have sex with her and it drives her insane, within the hour she will be trying to jump on me.

Listen guys, it only works for a few girls, but next time you're girl is in the mood, tell her that YOU 'don't really feel like it' it will drive her crazy and make her feel like shes getting you turned on even though you didn't want sex. which makes her happy. and leads to more sex.


Do not try this if your girlfriend does not have sex with your often. Take what you can get in that case!
#3 - doggstar (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that's what i do, i keep trying to get better in the bedroom for her.
#10 - devout feminist (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 6 years. Having a conversation about why she doesn't want to have sex on any particular night is absolutely ridiculous. A simple no is fine with me. When you're with someone for years, he/she doesn't owe you an explanation. We aren't owed sex just because we have an instinctual desire to procreate. 9 times out of 10 we don't want to have sex because we don't feel like it and that should be fine.
#1 - Lotias (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Classic Tumblr, taking an obvious joke post and turning it into a serious discussion.
They will forever be angry.
#17 to #1 - devout feminist (08/20/2013) [-]
Implying we don't do that here.
#89 - devout feminist (08/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Posting as anon because ill probably get called a prude or something

I really must be the luckiest girl ever.
I love my boyfriend to death; he is my best friend in the whole world. We've been dating for 5 years (we're both 17) and were still virgins. He gets horny but he is willing to wait until I'm comfortable and ready before we do anything too serious. I get that he wants sex, and I try to get more comfortable with things like getting him off. I've never gotten off myself, and im extremely sexually awkward, but he is so understanding.
Thanks FJ, for making me realize how much he puts up with because he loves me.
User avatar #95 to #89 - sgc (08/21/2013) [-]
Prude.
#12 - biscuitsunited ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Looks like someone hit a nerve.
User avatar #112 - dessydegreemurder (08/21/2013) [+] (13 replies)
A female orgasm works as a natural antibiotic. Therefore, it actually relieves the pain of a headache.
I have experience with having a vagina
#118 to #112 - jackstormsong (08/21/2013) [-]
Actually, it releases endorphins, which relieves pain. Not an antibiotic. Antibiotics kill bacteria and have fuck-all to do with pain relief.
I too have a vagina
User avatar #26 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (08/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Usually, I completely agree with these kind of posts. But I agree with the female side in this case. It really doesn't matter the circumstances, a woman does not owe you her body.
#18 - puffolotti (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this is one of the things that a couple should settle before marriage, but not the first.

the first is: if you are hungry, even just a little or you wish something to crunch and we are in a restaurant-bistro-McDonald's-kiosk. ORDER A FUCKING PORTION FOR YOURSELF!!!

Only so you can show a WORTH man that don't may not have a second personality that can take control of your body and pokes holes in condoms or switch your pill wit candies without you remembering any of it.
#22 to #18 - Blarglefargle (08/20/2013) [-]
First thing that popped to mind.
#14 - thearcher ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
These kinds of women
User avatar #81 - Crusader ONLINE (08/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
"The human race was not meant to be monogamous"

I have yet to see any evidence of this.

What I have seen is our closest living relatives entering monogamous relationships, whether short or long term.
To say that it is in our nature to have more than a single spouse is like saying it is in our nature to hit people.
Yes, some of our instincts will drive some of us to do that, but normally those are the outliers of the sample and are rarely socially sanctioned.
User avatar #71 - technobanana (08/21/2013) [-]
Lol my fucking ex should of followed this advice...
User avatar #134 - Temari (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh my god, just COMMUNICATE, people!
That is the key to a good relationship!

Don't want to have sex with your partner because you don't feel like it? Tell them!
Don't want to have sex with your partner because they're bad in bed? Tell them how they can please you!
Want to have sex with your partner? Tell them or just Initiate it!

There is no reason to bring up male privilege, female privilege, female oppression, male oppression, etc.

#16 - wiewatwaar (08/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And I heard that the sex also cures a headache? o.O
that would make the excuse double bs
#110 - kaycie (08/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How about you're both fucking wrong.   
If your gf doesn't want to have sex that's the fucking end of it   
If your bf doesn't want to have sex that's the fucking end of it.   
Sometimes you just aren't in the mood, a relationship is more than just sex, and whoever the partner is needs to just deal with it.
How about you're both fucking wrong.
If your gf doesn't want to have sex that's the fucking end of it
If your bf doesn't want to have sex that's the fucking end of it.
Sometimes you just aren't in the mood, a relationship is more than just sex, and whoever the partner is needs to just deal with it.
#114 to #110 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (08/21/2013) [-]
See that seems to make sense, but the problem is that third line. That's a pretty big if, because that rarely happens. I'm sure everyone's relationship is different, but the ratio of times my girlfriend doesn't want to have sex, to the times that I don't want to have sex, is HUGE.

She thinks it's fine to deny me my basic human need (as described in the content), because she has never had to experience the need to hold herself back because the only person in the world she wants to have sex with refuses to do so. Part of having a significant other is being able to know that you have one person you always get to be intimate with, and no one else. But when you can't even with that one person, it really sucks.
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