Potato eater master race.. I've always loved potatoes, of any kind, baked, fried, shoestring, baked, mashed, etc... (except for sweet potatoes, they aren't real potato
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - hamsterball
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#104 to #4 - mistafishy
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

I actually want a guess.
User avatar #105 to #104 - hamsterball
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well, none killed 1 million irish.
User avatar #106 to #105 - mistafishy
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Bingo.
#124 to #4 - ragingflamingos
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#19 to #4 - dwarfman
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No potatoes for you.
#40 to #19 - BrayBoy
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#82 to #40 - fiddyone
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I wonder does anyone outside of Ireland even know about Father Ted?...
#99 to #82 - motherduck
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Considering it was on Channel 4 I say plenty of english people know it
Considering it was on Channel 4 I say plenty of english people know it
#102 to #99 - fiddyone
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News to me! I only ever watched it on RTÉ myself. Come to think of it, I might have seen it on Netflix at one point....
#103 to #102 - motherduck
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RTÉ Master Race
#95 to #82 - lostkezia
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In year 8 my R.E. teacher made us watch an episode a week.
User avatar #98 to #82 - Faz
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Father Ted was huge all over Britain, it wasn't just in Ireland.
User avatar #56 to #19 - captainpatters
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Cromwell was a right jammy bastard. I mean no Christmas, what a ******** butthole stuffer.
User avatar #64 to #19 - hamsterball
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actually i need to peel a bag of potatoes anyways
#125 to #19 - ragingflamingos
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#34 - moorbs
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#35 to #34 - moorbs
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#36 to #35 - moorbs
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#37 to #36 - moorbs
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#38 to #37 - moorbs
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#39 to #38 - moorbs
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User avatar #93 to #39 - ianistheman
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you should have one that is just a potato falling so its syncs up
#49 to #38 - comexx
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User avatar #59 to #36 - princethunderballs
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Combo breaker.
#28 - hedgery
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tomatoes are the master food.
User avatar #42 to #28 - iwanttousenumbers
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Tomatoes are to food what Steven Hawking would be to humans if he was gay.

Legally a vegetable and biologically a fruit

I'm sorry
#57 to #42 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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That's absolutely genuis!   
   
**** me sideways!
That's absolutely genuis!

**** me sideways!
#46 to #42 - trevcars
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Holy ****, I actually laughed out loud
User avatar #138 to #42 - hedgery
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tell that joke again
User avatar #139 to #138 - iwanttousenumbers
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Tomatoes are to food what Steven Hawking would be to humans if he was gay.

Legally a vegetable and biologically a fruit
User avatar #140 to #139 - hedgery
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thank you
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User avatar #60 to #42 - princethunderballs
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Lol.
#2 - procrasturbate
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#5 to #2 - anon id: 5b4b1aa5
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I don't know why but her face arouses me...
#44 to #2 - godlygodlerson
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#91 to #2 - cooldudexy
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User avatar #55 - galkawhm
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Potatoes taste like nothing.

Remove your 15 condiments that your put on your baked pota There's nothing left but a bunch of white, tasteless matter.
User avatar #74 to #55 - emptysuperman
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I eat my mashed potatoes with milk and sometimes a small amount of pepper.
User avatar #107 to #74 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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don't forget garlic powder, or if you want to get really crazy, cut off the top 3rd of a cluster of garlic, drizzle on some olive oil, and bake for a while. The cloves of garlic will get tender and you can just squeeze them into the potatoes and mash them all together with some milk, salt, and pepper.
User avatar #129 to #107 - emptysuperman
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Well, I try to avoid salt, but that sounds pretty healthy and good. I'll try that.
User avatar #71 to #55 - ilovehitler
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Did someone cut off your taste buds or something?
Potatoes have flavor.
User avatar #75 to #71 - galkawhm
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Potatoes don't taste like anything. All they have is that ****** texture.
User avatar #76 to #75 - ilovehitler
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Did someone cut off your taste buds or something?
Potatoes have flavor.
User avatar #77 to #76 - galkawhm
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Alright wise guy. What do they taste like to you then?
User avatar #78 to #77 - ilovehitler
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Like potatoes.
#79 to #78 - galkawhm
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#80 - Noblevillain
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Obligatory Sasha .gif because pota
Obligatory Sasha .gif because pota
#101 to #80 - soroa
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Just gonna leave this here...
Just gonna leave this here...
#88 to #80 - oddbird
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Oh hello there. I had been expecting you.
#89 to #88 - Noblevillain
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Everyone expects the Braus to arrive.
#23 - pappathethird
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#90 - Yojimbo
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You had an opening for a Lord of the Rings reference in your description, and you didn't take it. Shameful, OP. (Still thumbed you up though, because potatoes are the bee's knees)
#115 to #90 - SirSheepy
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Have this.
#70 - evanthebrony
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User avatar #21 - hemming
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Potato? Nutritive? It's basically peelable starch..
#133 to #21 - anon id: 65d60388
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A person could actually live off of potatoes, cheese and milk, and be healthy. Did someone say cheesy mash?
#31 to #21 - arthurfj
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Surprisingly, they are actually very healthy. One average baked potato (170g) has just under a third of your daily requirement of vitamin C and B6, Potassium, and around a fifth of your required fibre and manganese.

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#51 to #31 - anon id: 9e6bfaa3
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No they aren't.
"Contain's vitamins and minerals" does not mean healthy. Everything contains vitamins an minerals. (And most of those are in the skin, so if you don't eat that, you miss them anyway.)
In reality, potatoes are just empty carbs, with no more (in fact less) vitamins and minerals than other staple carbohydrates like rice and wheat.
User avatar #32 to #31 - hemming
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Perhaps, but i doubt you would live a very healthy life if you were to survive on potatoes..
#41 to #32 - arthurfj
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Haha, of course. There aren't many foods that you could survive on solely, but many Russians and Irish do lead healthy lives on a potato-based diet. And the content just states that it is cheap, nutritive and tasty, so just saying that yes, it is nutritive.
#63 to #41 - anon id: 9e6bfaa3
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False again.
Potatoes have hardly any protein, and it does not consist of all necessary amino acids.
You can not (healthily) survive on potatoes alone.

It really annoys me how many retard on FJ thumb false comments and down-thumb the truth... Ah well.
User avatar #68 to #63 - masdercheef
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Well no ****! arthurfj literally just said "there aren't many foods that you could survive on solely, but many Russians and Irish do lead healthy lives on a potato-based diet." Meaning, they don't eat just potatoes, but it is a large part of the diet. They get the proteins and amino acids from other sources.
#136 to #68 - anon id: 9e6bfaa3
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Wow you're an idiot. He specifically said potatoes were one of the "not many foods you can survive on solely"

"but many Russians and Irish do lead healthy lives on a potato-based diet."
But, as in, contrary to his previous statement (that not many foods are adequate), potatoes are.

However potatoes are not in the slightest bit adequate.