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#109 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
Batman has the cheapest super power in the world:
That of the little **** on the playground who always suddenly had everything proof armor once you beat him in an imaginary game.

Superman can kill Batman from anywhere on Earth within less than a milisecond. Unless Batman attacks first and kills superman before Superman even notices the threat (pretty much impossible with faster-than-light reflexes and ability to hear and see anything), Superman wins.
User avatar #134 to #109 - spant (08/20/2013) [-]
Only the Flash thinks as fast as he moves, though, Superman still would ******* wreck and deck Batman.
#110 to #109 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
Oh, also, an EMP may take out Iron Man, but a bullet from any gun ever made can kill Batman before he even hears the shot fired.

Batman is cool, but if you actually compare abilities, he loses to just about anyone.
User avatar #165 to #110 - daghost (08/21/2013) [-]
Also, it's stated in the comics that Tony has engineered his suit to be resistant to EMP's
User avatar #115 to #110 - generaljosh (08/20/2013) [-]
Don't say Batman has a cheap super power when Superman's power is having whatever powers the writers need to patch up a plot hole.
#130 to #115 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
Sure, Superman is cheap, but he actually has a weakness, kryptonite and magic. Batman could kill an immortal, unkillable, god. Why? Because *************************************** 3000.
#122 to #115 - nofeelsdaily (08/20/2013) [-]
The irony here is that batmans armor and equipment has changed many more times than supermans powers have.   
   
   
   
But the overall fact is, as cool as batman is... superman would kick his ass easy every-time.
The irony here is that batmans armor and equipment has changed many more times than supermans powers have.



But the overall fact is, as cool as batman is... superman would kick his ass easy every-time.
User avatar #124 to #122 - generaljosh (08/20/2013) [-]
Of course Superman would win. But they're both fantasy settings, so "who would win" means approximately jack **** . What does matter is the character, and I would argue that a good character has to have at least some flaws.

Hell, I could make up a robot dongzilla that has a trillion miniature death stars attached to its face and is entirely made of kryptonite, but does that mean anyone wants to read about it?
User avatar #132 to #124 - RamzaBeoulve (08/20/2013) [-]
Superman has plenty of flaws. 'Not having a flaw' counts as one, if you want to go that route.
User avatar #129 to #124 - nofeelsdaily (08/20/2013) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong, batman is such a better character then superman could ever be.... for the main reason... well... he's the fooking batman! No explanation really needed
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