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Epic win. I want to attempt something like this in my lifetime. File: -( 608 KB, 651x480, eurofag) Anonymous (ID: ) (18/ 1 9/ 1 ) 21 Jta: 48 No. 50091 9587 Repl

I want to attempt something like this in my lifetime

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Anonymous (ID: ) (18/ 1 9/ 1 ) 21 Jta: 48 No. 50091 9587 Replies:
Al " - :: 22500924110 22500924133 22500024231 ? TS
2 Be me
2 Living in Holland
2 Went on vacation to Russia
2 I bought a stack efface loo euro hills (pic. related)
2 Fucking horny
2 Idea
2 Go to Masterd am
2 Went to the wheres
2 Went to the most expensive,
2 hottest whore in whole the street
2 Swedish blonding
2 I go in and ask how much
2 50 ewes fer sucking with clothes on, loo ewes forfill body touching and sucking with clothes off, 150 euro fer sex
2 Really expensive, but fer a chick like that it is worth it
2 Take em my fake ewes
2 Ask "Do you got 50 ewes change?"
2 She takes her own wallet
2 gives me a real bill of 50 ewes
2 she hills ewes in hamwallet
2 After fucking her i put on my clothes
2 Get another idea
2 Ask her if she can teach me how to french kiss properly
2 "I can fer 50 euro?"
2 I say: "Only ifyou can change another loo euro bill"
2 Takes hamwallet again all pumped up
2 Give her bill
2 She gives me another real 50 euro bill
2 "Because yeu' re so generous you get a little surprise"
2 French kisses me while massaging my balls
2 After an hour or so I went em of the deer
2 See tourists taking picture of me
2 Lei
2 Went to KFC and bought myself a bucket of hotwings
2 MEN I fucked the hottest where in Amsterdam and got loo euro
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #2 - calatacis
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**** Bitches,get money?
#326 to #2 - meter
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#126 to #2 - anon id: b558c03c
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gets 50 euro change
gets asked to pay 50 euro
changes a 100 to get 50 euro

dat logic
#286 to #126 - amonomous
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It's perfect logic???
#211 to #2 - anon id: 5040322c
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#224 to #211 - signedforcookies
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admin anon.
admin anon.
#323 to #2 - tampa
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#56 to #2 - hopskotch
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User avatar #282 to #56 - mlpokeyuan
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can i get source for this please?
User avatar #304 to #282 - shadowbringerx
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Pretty sure it's from an animated Halo movie. Dunno the name, though.
#301 to #282 - hopskotch
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No clue, jacked it from the comments section a while back.
User avatar #296 to #2 - calatacis
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i was just typing what everyone else thought lol.
#144 to #2 - ogvind
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#89 to #2 - applecopy
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aahhh perfection
#108 to #2 - bitchpleaseshutup
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#202 to #108 - pleasereadthis
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#5 - anon id: 0e605f9a
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Great. Up until the point where she gets beaten by her pimp and he spends the next day riding around the streets looking for you
User avatar #166 to #5 - sefyu
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There's a difference between a street hooker and a high-class prostitute.
#169 to #5 - anon id: 81366ee0
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in amsterdam it's (mostly) in free will, because it is legal the price has dropped and made it less profitable, as a result the illegel prostitution dropped rapidly, same with soft drugs when we legalized that too
#177 to #5 - anon id: c48ab655
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This isn't some eastern european ********, buddy.
#124 to #5 - tjilaz
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there are only pimps where it's illegal..
User avatar #33 to #5 - stijnverheye
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implying pimps are educated and know it would be fake money
User avatar #9 to #5 - Zedotelhado
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Doesn't work like that in Amsterdam and in other civilized cities you ********.
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User avatar #10 to #5 - mcdonaldscupinc
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The prostitutes rents rooms, and work on their own, no pimp.
User avatar #97 to #10 - afunkyjunky
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Excuse me for asking but I've heard from friends who've been to amseterdam that the system does not really work. do you live in amsterdam/been there? if so could you explain to me how the prostitution was intended to work and how it actually works?

sorry for my lacking skills in english
User avatar #184 to #97 - mcdonaldscupinc
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Been there a few times, cause of business in Netherlands, bought a hooker once. Basically the way it works is that they have to rent a room in the red light district for the night, dont remember how much it costs, with shower and all that, bring equipment theirselves (condoms, toys etc.) supposed to be self employed hookers.
User avatar #322 to #10 - tampa
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You seem to know a lot about being a prostitute.
User avatar #324 to #322 - mcdonaldscupinc
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i wish i were pretty enough to be one, easy money!
#3 - yofutofu
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"mfw i ****** the hottest whore in Amsterdam and got 100 euro"   
Posts picture of his hand.
"mfw i ****** the hottest whore in Amsterdam and got 100 euro"
Posts picture of his hand.
#252 to #3 - jarofdirt
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#85 to #3 - volleys
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User avatar #156 to #85 - mattyjay
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I 'breathed i hope you know what I mean by that, and not that im just a weirdo... ' my cheese based crackers everywhere.

Just take a moment to think about what you have done to another person somewhere in the world, it was funny though.
#6 to #3 - taurusguy
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Plot twist, the whore was actually OP's hand and he roleplayed.
#32 - stagger
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#13 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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most suitable reaction pic
User avatar #12 - xapplemanx
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i want to know where i can get those fake euros and go to czech republic, you know why ;)
User avatar #116 to #12 - alltimetens
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You have to wrestle a bear, bare-handed while wearing a latex suit.
#15 to #12 - captnpl
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First you have to go to Russia. Then put on a blond wig and whore uniform and wait at a street corner. Eventually someone will approach you for the transaction. Fake 100s cost 50 + 1 penis touch.
#110 - avatarsarefornoobs
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so... i cant be the only person who reads this and thinks hes a ******* scumbag?
User avatar #111 to #110 - technoplasm **User deleted account**
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he swindled somebody who was doing illegal activity to begin with...
#114 to #111 - masterbates
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not illegal in Amsterdam...
User avatar #141 to #114 - technoplasm **User deleted account**
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hey look I replied to my comment saying that i was wrong a while ago.
this ******* site is full of oversensitive pricks.
you guys need to be more easygoing.
#288 to #141 - amonomous
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You're the one sounding oversensitive right now.
User avatar #290 to #288 - technoplasm **User deleted account**
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Firstly, this was a while ago.
Secondly, i really don't see how you can infer how I'm feeling through text.
#292 to #290 - amonomous
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I can tell from how you are overreacting to someone who is just trying to correct you.
User avatar #302 to #292 - technoplasm **User deleted account**
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I was referring more to the flood of red thumbs and being called an asshole for making a mistake.
User avatar #115 to #111 - coolfool
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It's legal there.. Just some girl doing her job and, pardon my pun, getting ****** over.
User avatar #120 to #111 - trogdorrules
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Not illegal in Amsterdam. It's actually taxed and is a legitimate profession. Ever heard of the Red Light district?
User avatar #113 to #111 - technoplasm **User deleted account**
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Edit: ok so it wasnt illegal activity. but who cares. if he paid a girl that wasnt a hooker with fake money, thats a scumbag move. but she is a hooker. she may have been paid with fake money, but she will probably
1. put it back into the economy when she finds some other retard who will take it
2. who cares anyway, she has more experience now.
#137 to #113 - newspice
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It would be the same paying any other service with fake bills
User avatar #277 to #110 - gingershavetrolls
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loosen up your ******* bra, he just hacked life
#138 to #110 - illutvar
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#143 to #138 - creepyunclebob
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Anyone can buy fake bills, most people just don't because they aren't massive ***********.
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#151 to #147 - creepyunclebob
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Yeah because she clearly chose whoring over less glamorous professions like doctoring or ******* waitressing. And clearly whores sign off on their human rights before they start working.
#117 to #110 - anon id: d0d0d9b0
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I do too.
User avatar #158 to #110 - durkadurka
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The swindling is scumbaggish, but it's also ******* brilliant.
User avatar #317 to #158 - avatarsarefornoobs
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i admit its deviously clever. but i cant appreciate it because its just bad in many different ways.
User avatar #130 to #110 - osimonmagus
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The world is built on taking advantage of stupid people.
>inb4 she is not stupid
She is a whore. If she was smart she would be doing a different job
>inb4 good pay
I'd rather flip burgers than **** disgusting strangers
>inb4 they aren't disgusting
They are ******* whores...
User avatar #237 to #130 - roflsaucer
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"If she was smart she'd be doing a different job."

Well, then there's two reasons I can think of that she'd be doing that job. Either she really isn't smart and needed to do it, or she thought she could take advantage of her looks for easy money.

If it's the first one, guy's a douchebag and I feel bad for the girl. If it's the second one, I feel less bad for the girl... but the guy is still kind of a douchebag.
#157 to #130 - anon id: bcb2562f
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Hahaha. I love the pun at the end.
User avatar #312 to #130 - yetiyitties
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They are human beings, you don't know EVERy prostitutes life story. Be edgy somewhere else, bottom line you scam people trying to live their life you're scum. I'd do the same thing that guy did...but I'm scum too. You're scum too for thinking the way you do.
User avatar #313 to #312 - osimonmagus
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Slut's a slut.
Not my fault.
Weaker people with worse lives have made their life more significant than being a whore.
Go bleed your heart somewhere else
#314 to #313 - yetiyitties
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You truly deserve this, if you think sluts aren't human and since you basically called me a white knight. The Dark Ages are over meelod.
#315 to #314 - osimonmagus
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User avatar #316 to #314 - osimonmagus
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Where did I say a slut isn't a human?
They are low life trash, that is the truth. Disgusting cum bucket whores who deserve what they got. Their fault for being weak, stupid, etc.
Just because some has it hard doesn't mean they have to suck did for money.
They chose that, no one else did.
It's called personal responsibility. Maybe you should learn it.
User avatar #318 to #316 - yetiyitties
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You implied it.

You don't know everyone's life story. You're just a judgmental ****.

Here's a tip, going thru life acting like a complete cunt with no sympathy gets you nowhere.
Have respect for your fellow humans.

I was an EMT and we had to help this man who had a severe heart attack, a complete ******* bum, who tried to rape a local prostitute and that same prostitute who would have become a victim if it wasn't for his heart attack, called 911 so we could save him. She didn't seem weak or stupid to me. TBH she seemed like a human who sucks as much dick as my ex, but the difference was at least she got paid. Oh yeah she also seemed noble.

By no means am I saying that all whores are noble like that lady, I'm just saying you don't know everybody's story.

Also get an education. I read the comment you deleted.


User avatar #7 - nintendolover
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Sorry, but I fail to see the "epic win" in stealing a 100 euros from a whore. That's just being an asshole.
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#187 to #7 - anon id: 0f82f0d1
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why do you have to be such a admin?
User avatar #191 to #187 - nintendolover
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Don't you dare make that comparison.
#22 to #7 - ronyx
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>****** bitches   
>got money   
>????   
>PROFIT
>****** bitches
>got money
>????
>PROFIT
#24 - Pompano
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I'm on a bit of a greentext binge, and I would really appreciate it if some of you would reply to this with some of the best greentexts that you have come across.


I'm on a bit of a greentext binge, and I would really appreciate it if some of you would reply to this with some of the best greentexts that you have come across.
#159 to #24 - stanleys
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i got a few
#161 to #159 - stanleys
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#76 to #24 - newforomador
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I'll do a dump of my "Humanity, **** yeah" stories for you. Not quite greentext, but still really good.
#77 to #76 - newforomador
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#83 to #82 - newforomador
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This is the last one. Not very many, but they're a long enough read to keep you occupied.
#121 to #83 - bitchpleaseshutup
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User avatar #154 to #83 - yournewestgod
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Great reads, thanks for sharing.
#155 to #154 - bitchpleaseshutup
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User avatar #72 to #41 - newforomador
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"Foodbro furious, forcibly takes his **** and makes her run..." I read this part as "Foodbro furiously takes his ****" and imagined him angrily on the toilet taking a crap.
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#44 to #43 - exclamation
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That's all, folks.
User avatar #153 to #42 - macacobr
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Is it normal to get horny reading this?
#48 to #42 - wakami
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I read this in a mix between Rorschach and a Shakespearean actor. Made all the more funny. Fukkin' saved good sir.
I read this in a mix between Rorschach and a Shakespearean actor. Made all the more funny. Fukkin' saved good sir.
User avatar #96 to #41 - flareypwn
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20/10

I would read again
User avatar #54 to #41 - blkjk
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Enjoyed the read, thanks
User avatar #55 to #54 - exclamation
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I just reread that one. ******* gorgeous read, eh?
User avatar #58 to #55 - blkjk
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Yeah, its just great. I've met a few of those doradus characters in my life and they need to perish in a large fire.
#142 - fuckoatmeal
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************* rolled a random image posted in comment #133 at Cat in zero gravity **
#188 to #142 - gramernazi
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**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at When i tell jokes ** Holy **** that made me laugh so hard.
**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at When i tell jokes ** Holy **** that made me laugh so hard.