Epic win. I want to attempt something like this in my lifetime. File: -( 608 KB, 651x480, eurofag) Anonymous (ID: ) (18/ 1 9/ 1 ) 21 Jta: 48 No. 50091 9587 Repl 4chin
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Epic win

I want to attempt something like this in my lifetime

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Anonymous (ID: ) (18/ 1 9/ 1 ) 21 Jta: 48 No. 50091 9587 Replies:
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2 Be me
2 Living in Holland
2 Went on vacation to Russia
2 I bought a stack efface loo euro hills (pic. related)
2 ******* horny
2 Idea
2 Go to Masterd am
2 Went to the wheres
2 Went to the most expensive,
2 hottest whore in whole the street
2 Swedish blonding
2 I go in and ask how much
2 50 ewes fer sucking with clothes on, loo ewes forfill body touching and sucking with clothes off, 150 euro fer sex
2 Really expensive, but fer a chick like that it is worth it
2 Take em my fake ewes
2 Ask "Do you got 50 ewes change?"
2 She takes her own wallet
2 gives me a real bill of 50 ewes
2 she hills ewes in hamwallet
2 After ******* her i put on my clothes
2 Get another idea
2 Ask her if she can teach me how to french kiss properly
2 "I can fer 50 euro?"
2 I say: "Only ifyou can change another loo euro bill"
2 Takes hamwallet again all pumped up
2 Give her bill
2 She gives me another real 50 euro bill
2 "Because yeu' re so generous you get a little surprise"
2 French kisses me while massaging my balls
2 After an hour or so I went em of the deer
2 See tourists taking picture of me
2 Lei
2 Went to KFC and bought myself a bucket of hotwings
2 MEN I ****** the hottest where in Amsterdam and got loo euro
ff Anonymous (ID: ) ( Mon)
Epic win
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User avatar #2 - calatacis (08/20/2013) [+] (15 replies)
**** Bitches,get money?
#5 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Great. Up until the point where she gets beaten by her pimp and he spends the next day riding around the streets looking for you
User avatar #10 to #5 - mcdonaldscupinc (08/20/2013) [-]
The prostitutes rents rooms, and work on their own, no pimp.
#3 - yofutofu ONLINE (08/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"mfw i 						******					 the hottest whore in Amsterdam and got 100 euro"   
Posts picture of his hand.
"mfw i ****** the hottest whore in Amsterdam and got 100 euro"
Posts picture of his hand.
#32 - stagger (08/20/2013) [-]
#13 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/20/2013) [-]
most suitable reaction pic
User avatar #12 - xapplemanx (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i want to know where i can get those fake euros and go to czech republic, you know why ;)
#15 to #12 - captnpl ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
First you have to go to Russia. Then put on a blond wig and whore uniform and wait at a street corner. Eventually someone will approach you for the transaction. Fake 100s cost 50 + 1 penis touch.
#110 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (08/20/2013) [+] (28 replies)
so... i cant be the only person who reads this and thinks hes a ******* scumbag?
User avatar #7 - nintendolover ONLINE (08/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Sorry, but I fail to see the "epic win" in stealing a 100 euros from a whore. That's just being an asshole.
#24 - Pompano (08/20/2013) [+] (30 replies)
I'm on a bit of a greentext binge, and I would really appreciate it if some of you would reply to this with some of the best greentexts that you have come across.


I'm on a bit of a greentext binge, and I would really appreciate it if some of you would reply to this with some of the best greentexts that you have come across.
#142 - fuckoatmeal (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#57 - verycoolcat (08/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Well besides the fact its blatantly stealing, I hope you didn't give any information at that place... you could have an EAW for fraud.
#73 to #60 - sharondasilva (08/20/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties
You must be fun at parties
#20 - beerterror (08/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
also, **** you asshole, you could get the bitch killed by her pimp.
#62 - anticitezenone (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HFW
HFW
#109 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
You're a criminal genius of the highest caliber.
You're a criminal genius of the highest caliber.
#16 - crazyolitis (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Good ol' Netherlands. Weed, hookers and tall people.
#87 - liljxxx (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#1 - kevintothemax ONLINE (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that man deserves a medal
that man deserves a medal
User avatar #236 - roflsaucer (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Clever.

Still can't help but feel bad for the girl, though.
#200 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #208 to #200 - resbiansrock (08/20/2013) [-]
MEXICANS CAN ACTUALLY TELEPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can instantly appear without any explanation!

The reason Mexicans seem to be in the U.S. is actually because they get past the border immediately!

Try remembering when one of your Mexican friends came out of nowhere There is never a real explanation!

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#194 - tasomo (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love the white knights here insulting the guy in the story...and they're the same ones who bitch about friendzones and **** .

If your profession is letting someone stick their dick in your orifices for money then you should probably ******* check to see if they're giving you real money every damn time or you have no one to blame but yourself. Ask anyone working retail and once you get a bill over a certain size you automatically check it...so if this person is willing to fiddle your balls and gobble cock for cash then she should probably be making sure she's getting paid because otherwise she's just choking on long pig for free during working hours.
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