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User avatar #1 - generaljosh
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For a second, I thought weed smokers and Hindu were sharing a bowl
#232 to #1 - twofreegerbils
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Sharing a bowl...
#63 to #1 - Grom
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#57 to #1 - Weekendman
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Was that pun intentional? Because it was damn good.
Was that pun intentional? Because it was damn good.
User avatar #2 to #1 - captainginger
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Hehe. Sharing a bowl
#276 to #2 - pleasereadthis
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#9 - improbable
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clearly hindus and buddhists are selfish ******* assholes and that is why its so little cash in those bowls and totally not because of the fact that there are barely any in that area.
clearly hindus and buddhists are selfish ******* assholes and that is why its so little cash in those bowls and totally not because of the fact that there are barely any in that area.
#70 to #9 - anon id: 2aaa2648
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Its a joke, not a dick, dont take it that hard
#165 to #9 - anon id: dd9429ff
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or there is fewer of them in that area?
#185 to #165 - improbable
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#351 to #9 - nyawgga
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they're everywhere, no matter where it may be
they're everywhere, no matter where it may be
User avatar #16 to #9 - nuciferatu
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Story time!
Be me, 5 years ago, in Copenhagen
Notice this young guy, clean, regular clothes on, screaming and crying his face off
Tourist like me. He'd been robbed and was hysterical
Lost wallet, plane ticket, ID, cell, everything.
He was being so inconsolable people were keeping their distance, throwing some cash at his feet every now and then
Tried talking to him, all he ever did was babble incoherently, repeat his story and sob
Dropped him some cash and wanted to move on
Out of the crowd a pair of buddhist monks approach
Orange robes and all.
They begin stopping people and asking for help for the poor guy
I had nothing to do so just sat around watching the show
Half an hour later, they had gathered a substantial amount of cash in a scarf
One of them tries to calm the guy down while the other keeps asking people for help
The guy cracks and tells them he didn't lose anything
It was all an act to get some money
He wasn't expecting someone to help him like that
He begins crying for real this time
Monks find a piece of cardboard and write a simple message on it
"MONEY FOR THE NEEDY. ASK AND RECEIVE"
All 3 of them sat down, waiting for people to ask for help from the money pool they had gathered
Some people donated more, while others asked for small sums.
Faith in humanity++
#18 - suchtino
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>Religion
>Atheist
User avatar #43 to #18 - hates
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I define atheism as a religious view, since you're saying there is no god. Saying "there's no god" is still a religious view, even if you don't worship scientists.
#48 to #43 - anon id: 89db18f7
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Wrong.. Atheism doens't state that there isn't a God.
Atheism is merely the position of: Your claim of a God is insufficient to justify my belief in it.

It's totally different from saying that I know for sure that there is no God.
Prove god and any atheist will become theist.
Saying its a religion is like saying not collecting stamps is a hobby, or not smoking cigarretes is an addiction.
User avatar #50 to #48 - hates
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Atheism can range from saying that the person is sure there's no god, to just being unsure. But most atheists lean a bit towards there being no god, since atheism by definition means that you don't believe in a god.
And I say that atheism is a religious view, but you're right, it's not really a religion, with worshippers and such. But it's still a religious view, just like how being asexual is still a sexual preference.
#58 to #50 - anon id: 89db18f7
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The fact that SOME atheists also happen to personally believe that there is not god at ALL, is not relevant to the actual atheist label.

You're mixing things together.
User avatar #61 to #58 - hates
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I'm saying that atheists believe there is no god, since by definition atheism is where you don't believe in a god.
#56 to #50 - anon id: 89db18f7
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It's a bit bold to speak for all atheist. You can't just redefine the label.
The label atheist is as I mentioned before: The lack of sufficient evidence to support the supernatural claim.
Asexuality is not a compatible comparison since atheism is an active choice based on lack of evidence for a supernatual being. In other words, you're actively making a choice.
Asexuality, or ANY sexuality is a inert property of an individual. You don't choose to be asexual or homosexual or heterosexual, you just are.
There is no such thing as "sexual preference", because preference implies that some choice was made to reach your preference. Some people are both homo AND heterosexual (bisexual), so they have more than one "preference".
On the other hand you would never meet an atheist theist, since it's a binary mutually exclusive world-view.
User avatar #60 to #56 - hates
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You're kind of defining atheists too, saying that they're only atheists because they don't have enough evidence to believe in a god. Some of them actually say "there is no god" instead of saying "there probably isn't a god, but if you show me evidence I'll change my faith"

Also, I'm not saying that asexuality is a choice, I'm saying it's where you're not attracted to anyone. Since I'm saying atheism is where you believe there is no god, I was using asexuality as a metaphor.
#127 to #60 - suchtino
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holy **** whats going on in here

i was just making a joke

User avatar #325 to #127 - hates
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I was saying that atheism is still a religious view in my opinion, which started a big debate
#301 to #127 - bleebloo
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#123 to #18 - misterobotunicorn
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#19 to #18 - transgendered
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>weed smokers
User avatar #239 to #19 - megusters
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Rasta Farai.
#243 to #239 - transgendered
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You just put an end to literally every comment on here complaining about weed smokers....
#244 to #243 - megusters
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success i guess.   
gif probably not related
success i guess.
gif probably not related
#76 to #19 - anon id: 1da5f3d4
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Even if you decide not to choose, you still have made a choice.
#24 to #19 - suchtino
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>muslim
#11 - adamks
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Atheism, now a religion.
User avatar #13 to #11 - sketchE
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well to some degree. its the belief that there is no higher power and that there is no afterlife
#17 to #13 - adamks
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Just like not collecting stickers is also a hobby because you are not collecting any stickers.
User avatar #20 to #17 - sketchE
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well not necessarily. while you may not collect stickers you may have another hobby. or your hobby may simply be mocking those who collect stickers
#89 to #20 - anon id: 6696b59b
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your logic is flawed
User avatar #242 to #13 - sneleoparden
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if you want to be really technical you can say that your hobby is not to do something, because you make an effort out of not doing a specific thing, like a hobby is making an effort out of doing something, that something can be not to do something
User avatar #354 to #242 - sketchE
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thats better thank you
#192 to #11 - flyslasher
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If you consider religion to be the idea of higher spirituality with which you align yourself, it could work. You'd align yourself with Atheism: The idea that there is no higher spirituality or greater being in the universe.

Religion isn't a matter of you do or don't believe in spirituality, it's just your take on the whole thing.
User avatar #202 to #11 - hankmccoy
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umm...yea. every day I practice my lack of faith and belief.
#15 to #11 - kodex
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Weed smokers, now a religion.
#255 to #15 - anon id: c12e96d0
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Rasta
User avatar #120 to #15 - skypatrol
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I believe this may become a thing now.
User avatar #21 to #15 - TOfanman
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The only religion with the cup so full there's bills sticking out of the top.
#78 - jammyz
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As I seeing this right?
User avatar #168 to #78 - luckiestcharms
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I know thats a joke, but just by the way, jews are meant to donate 10% of their income annually to charity.
User avatar #338 to #78 - nggamer
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Is you grammar right?
User avatar #369 to #338 - jammyz
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I didn't realise I misspelled 'Am' till long after I posted this comment.
#91 to #78 - blakhawk
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Of course, there might not be that many Jews in the area.
#95 to #91 - killerdeath
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The shock is a Jew giving up money.
#100 to #95 - challos **User deleted account**
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the shock is your over used joke
User avatar #102 to #100 - erotictentacle
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its a stereotype
User avatar #236 to #100 - detroitt
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**** you admin
User avatar #79 to #78 - flusteredmoose
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If you look closely it is a monopoly note.
User avatar #363 to #79 - Dincorta
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FAKE EUROS.
#6 - snakefire
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His smug ******* face... It pisses me off for some reason.
#12 to #6 - shatt
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where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
#124 to #6 - misterobotunicorn
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#248 to #6 - buffermcmufflin
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#119 to #6 - mikoli
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#41 - ipostfunny
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I can't wait to read all the comments about atheism not being a religion
I can't wait to read all the comments about atheism not being a religion
User avatar #213 to #41 - elevation
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I think everyone's more worried about weed smokers this time.
#59 to #41 - Weekendman
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Here's a farther away/longer version for you.
Here's a farther away/longer version for you.
#67 - mastereleven
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I don't think other covers the greatest religion of them all. In Flying Spaghetti Monster we trust
#189 to #67 - bitchpleaseshutup
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User avatar #335 to #67 - icecreamonnips
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R'Amen
#146 - guye
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Fake... there´s money in "jewish"
#159 to #146 - standingbehindyou
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look again
#161 to #159 - thewitchking
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#86 - lolerbot
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weed smokers is best religion
weed smokers is best religion
User avatar #106 to #86 - smokekusheveryday
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Hey there !
User avatar #316 to #86 - buldu
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Friggin Tom, yo.