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Peta.

12 hours age near‘ we maniac all
I was at mark last night. and there was a Lively little French Family at a tab! e.
When I took their order, the daughter, no mere than 10 was old, said In
dearly rehearsed English n will have the steak." I then asked her how she' d
like it cooked, which dearly took her off guard, She said something in
French I didn' t understand, sell asked her again. She tanked up at and
whispered ‘Bleeding. Make it bleed.‘ I' m stilt stratified.,
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#288 to #286 - thebobinito (09/06/2013) [-]
Sides? What are sides? I don't have any.
Sides? What are sides? I don't have any.
User avatar #287 to #286 - niggastolemyname (08/26/2013) [-]
all of my lols
#261 - amartigenia (08/21/2013) [-]
I think the real problem for the little girl was that she didn't understand when the waiter asked for the steak because she don't speak english very well (so her parents helped her in french)!!!
#260 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #257 - Lintutu (08/20/2013) [-]
so....rare?
User avatar #247 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
I'm surprised she just didn't raise the white flag after your question caught her off guard
#253 to #247 - shadowbreech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not a bad pun, but I'm just tired I guess
User avatar #254 to #253 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
to each their own. appreciate the aqua teen meme
#255 to #254 - shadowbreech (08/20/2013) [-]
Like I said, not a bad pun. I've certainly heard worse, and I found that guy recently and it's been very useful, so enjoy
#236 - BubsyB (08/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #235 - cadaverbox (08/20/2013) [-]
How are you a waiter if you don't know that bloody means rare.
#258 to #235 - Deanoss (08/21/2013) [-]
obviously he understood that, its just the way she said it that would have surprised him
#234 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
#233 - pleasereadthis (08/20/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#248 to #233 - ManInKilt (08/20/2013) [-]
oh 						****					, this again?
oh **** , this again?
User avatar #229 - craftyatom (08/20/2013) [-]
It means practically uncooked.
It's a commonly used term in french.
I didn't know until a french speaker told me at a steakhouse once, so it's not common knowledge, just saying.
#219 - mossycabbages (08/20/2013) [-]
Thanks OP, you helped me find out I have a horrifying sense of humor
#217 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
I like my steak blue-rare (assuming tartare isn't an option)
but I thought it was common knowledge the red/pink in the meat wasn't actually blood
#212 - josieabby (08/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #242 to #212 - neoexdeath (08/20/2013) [-]
A real man loves his woman every day of the month, even if she's utterly ruined an entire mountain hotel. And no, the insurance most assuredly does not cover this specific situation, its not an 'act of god' for god has absolutely nothing to do with this.
#211 - iamphoenix (08/20/2013) [-]
She's French, you won't have to worry about violence.
User avatar #210 - newsuperyoshi (08/20/2013) [-]
You know, it kind of PO's me people like that, don't get me wrong, they can think what they want, but I like meat, and with they're death, cows and chickens, etc. serve a purpose - provide us with substance. If you disagree that's just fine, let the bros like pewdiepie, let the bronys like mlp, and let Lesay Fair (butchered) become common.

POINT: I'll let you dislike meat, if you let me like meat.
User avatar #249 to #210 - ManInKilt (08/20/2013) [-]
*laissez faire
User avatar #251 to #249 - newsuperyoshi (08/20/2013) [-]
That, yes, thank you.
#204 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #203 - fosforgasxiii (08/20/2013) [-]
I prefer my steak "a point". Sometimes I go for saignant, but never bleu or bien cuit.
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