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#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/20/2013) [-]
I hate batman so much... he's not even a real super hero. There's nothing super about him. He's just a hero. He's basically a smart ninja... are ninjas super heroes? No. Batman should not be part of the justice league. He's a ******* glorified detective. He has no super powers. He's not super human. He's a regular ninja. Call him a hero, but not a SUPER hero.
User avatar #18 to #7 - daniboyi (08/20/2013) [-]
that is what makes him better than any super hero. He doesn't need no stupid powers to kick some ass. Superman? he got a stash of kryptonite.
He can defeat anyone he meets with his brain, skills and a bit of cash (a lot).
Take away Supermans powers and he is but a man without skills.
Take away batmans money and he is still a human at the peak of his life.
#24 to #18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/20/2013) [-]
Ok let's talk about this Superman vs Batman fight. Let's be realistic here. Superman can move 7x the speed of light. Tell me how the **** Batman, a human, can keep up with that sheer speed? He ******* can't. No matter how much he trains he can NOT keep up with 7x the speed of light. No gadget of his can keep up with 7x the speed of light. Superman would knock Batman's head off before he even blinks. Oh and that ******** kryptonite ring of his? Superman has overcome kryptonite for MINUTES at a time before it affected him fully. He wont need minutes to kill Batman, not even a full second. It'll be too quick.
User avatar #53 to #24 - IAmManbearpig (08/20/2013) [-]
"let's be realistic here"

realistically, superman would have no powers, as superpowers don't exist. lots of money does, so Batman is possible. Batman wins.
User avatar #35 to #24 - newforomador (08/20/2013) [-]
I'm not sure about him moving 7 times the speed of light, but I find it doubtful. If you can give me a link, or an example where it says that, that'd be helpful. And batman doesn't just have a ring, he has a decent amount (I'd say a pound) of each type of kryptonite, although I'm not sure if different quantities of it change how fast it hinders his powers. I'd have to say, if Batman had time to prepare for the fight he'd win, but if Superman out of blue snapped and attacked, he would win.
#38 to #35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/20/2013) [-]
If Batman gets time to prepare it's only fair that superman does as well right? Superman has this fancy suit that completely blocks out the affects of Kryptonite. It'll be like it isn't even there. But anyways I don't care how much Kryptonite Batman has. Superman has overcame it's effects. For long periods of time. Example that i'm sure you've seen: Superman movie where Lex Luther made an entire continent out of Kryptonite out in the ocean? Yeah Batman lifted it and disposed of it. He OVERCAME it for a few minutes. Superman wins 10 times out of 10.
User avatar #11 to #7 - killingsin (08/20/2013) [-]
Wait, are you saying he does not have super powers?
#17 to #11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/20/2013) [-]
Yes that's what i'm saying. He does not have super powers. He is peak human, but still within human standards. Genius level IQ, peak human physical attributes, but not super human.
#10 to #7 - Uthly (08/20/2013) [-]
He can't hear you over all his super stacks of cash
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