Sphincter tightens. . Walahi itifoi' ;' this! evilest thing I tai" infini' .. DO NOT EAT THE FREE PISTACHIO ICE CREAM. IT HAS TURNED.
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*Sphincter tightens*

Walahi
itifoi' ;' this! evilest thing I tai" infini' .
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Submitted: 08/19/2013
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#7 - elmerjfap (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
DO NOT EAT THE FREE PISTACHIO ICE CREAM. IT HAS TURNED.
#5 - ffffyou (08/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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The reaction after you eat from it.
User avatar #18 - fatspartan (08/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
But wouldn't the dairy in the ice cream neutralize the Capsaicin in the wasabi?

(Capsaicin is the chemical in spicy foods that produces the burning sensation and can be neutralized by a chemical commonly found in dairy products)
User avatar #20 to #19 - fatspartan (08/20/2013) [-]
And now I know!
User avatar #30 - elmoose **User deleted account** (08/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"evilest" isn't a word
User avatar #31 to #30 - graydiggy (08/20/2013) [-]
No one asked you.
User avatar #40 - skypatrol (08/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Once when I was still a baby, probably around 2-3 (I can only estimate)
My parents took the family to Habachi's (for those that don't know, it is a japanese restaurant where they cook the food right in front of you.
Anyway, about halfway through the meal, when nobody was really paying me any attention, I am told that I took a handful of wasabi, and shoved it in my mouth. The chef just gasped and froze, and everyone turned and looked at me, to see my hand in my mouth, and green stuff all around it. (no it wasnt Shrek's cum)
But I didn't make a sound, i never even winced.
We continued with our meal and I was told all of this many years later.
tl;dr
I ate a handful of wasabi when I was a little kid
#23 - noaml (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I was eating sushi, friend came along. He saw the wasabi, asked what it was. I told him it was Japanese toothpaste. He bought it. what can I say, I'm the diet coke of Evil.
User avatar #24 - petrie (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Spice cream
User avatar #4 - pikatchu (08/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
every time i read or hear wasabi i have to think of that

The Lion King - Scar Hits Sarabi
#1 - zependium (08/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When eating that
When eating that
#6 - demonruler (08/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I do not even think it is spicy, just gross.
User avatar #8 to #6 - xtrmbragnrytz (08/20/2013) [-]
you haven't had proper wasabi then, 'cause the real stuff burns like hell if you have it straight
#58 - infinitereaper ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I ate that stuff once
User avatar #65 - ignislel (08/24/2013) [-]
My friends bet me to eat a spoonful of wasabi. I didn't taste it so it wasn't so bad in the beginning, but my stomach felt like it was exploding.
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why is the title *sphincter tightens*, do people butt chug this ice cream?
#28 - mistesanchez (08/20/2013) [-]
Well, it does look delicious...
User avatar #27 - willindor (08/20/2013) [-]
Did the title say what?
User avatar #22 - TheSchwartz (08/20/2013) [-]
Funny story about that, actually.
One of my friends went on a music tour in Japan with a group of musicians. She was very young and had never eaten sushi before, so when they went to a sushi restaurant, some things seemed quite foreign to her, specifically the wasabi. So she asked her big sister (who was with her) what it was. "Green Tea Ice cream", her favorite. So she took a big scoop and ate away at it. You know the rest...
User avatar #21 - churrundo (08/20/2013) [-]
butt flex MFW title
#54 - doubtful (08/20/2013) [-]
Remove the god damn watermark phaggot OP.
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