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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - agentdoubleohio
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User avatar #3 - randomwanker
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looks like god is a dick
#11 to #3 - anewererbeggining **User deleted account**
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User avatar #4 to #3 - riderdouble
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Well Mary wanted that dick.
#9 - stagger
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User avatar #10 to #9 - Lainge
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What about the fact that Jesus ****** his mother.
#13 to #10 - evilredmuffin
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#16 to #10 - anon id: 3e1166da
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What about the fact that i ****** your mother.
User avatar #14 to #10 - thedutchs
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Jesus didn't **** his mother. Jesus wife's name was Mary Magdelene and the name of his mother was simply The Virgin Mary.

L2Bible.
User avatar #17 to #14 - Lainge
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Jesus is god yes?
Thus....
User avatar #27 to #17 - infernalinsolence
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He's a part of the Godhead, but not it entirely. In the Old Testament he was referred to as Jehovah.
#43 to #27 - anon id: f42f7117
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Dude, what? In the old testament, God and Jesus was two differnet guys. Jehova, or Iehova, as spelled in latin, was the name of God. That is for example the reason why "Jehovas Witness" call themselves "Jehovas" witness. Because apparently they have seen "god".

Jesus didn't become the son of god until 1101. So I doubt he'd be referred to as god in the old testament, which wasn't even written until 30 years after jesus death and preached 70 years after that and then 10 years later, caused a divide in the church which split up jews and christians from praying in the same church.

It's from a old letter that the word "Catholisim" came about. Which was generally about that time. Thus, why we refer to "Catholic Christianity" as the oldest form of christianity.

The current roman emperor found the religion useful because it was chaotic and without form, and thus took in a large quantity of religions and molded it into a shape that is more like it is today. Thus creating peace.

Jesus != God
User avatar #44 to #43 - Lainge
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Does it even really matter?
There's no way to prove god real, so why even care about it?
User avatar #19 to #9 - sketchE
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i dunno mary went on to have a bunch of kids didnt she?
User avatar #37 to #19 - thelordofbutthurt
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only according to Jehovahs Witnesses (who are sacks of ****)

different Christian's interpret the bible differently.
User avatar #59 to #37 - megaton
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i went to catholic school and they also said that mary most likely had other children with joseph other than jesus but they arnt holy.
User avatar #63 to #59 - thelordofbutthurt
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Then your Catholic school must have been very open-minded.
I've studied with hardcore Catholics in Mexico and US and they vigorously deny any notion that Mary had children other than Jesus.

I also think the way the JH interpretation as a bit unfair... just because Jesus calls his friends "Brothers and Sisters" they labeled them as such when in one passage he called out to "2,000 Followers and said 'Brothers and Sisters....'" I don't remember the passage well.

Also, the JH claim who they "think" are the other sons of Mary, but Catholics and other religious groups traced back there genealogy for the people the JH claimed as such to not be sons of Mary....
But I've only REALLY studied with both Catholic and JH groups for a long period of time and in depth... my time with other religions was just about a month going to church groups and they're sunday service.
User avatar #64 to #63 - megaton
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well the priest at my school was just talking about a passage in the bible where they were talking about how jesus was her first child and that she hadnt had any relations with anyone before he was born. buthe spoke about how there was different translations of the same passage that pretty much said that she didnt have sex with joseph until after jesus was born and that she may have had a kid or two by joseph but it was too unclear thus the controversy.
User avatar #65 to #64 - thelordofbutthurt
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IN the end its not like it matters....

the story of Jesus is just a rehatch of the story of Horus
User avatar #68 to #65 - megaton
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lol i studied that story in my mythology class in college last semester. it was so confuseing with the two horus's and how one of them just became got born out of nowhere then later he was concieved and eerything was a ********. still got an A
User avatar #69 to #68 - thelordofbutthurt
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Egyptians had some cool mythology bro.
User avatar #76 to #69 - megaton
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it was actually just not eastern mythology. so it was everytihing form not asia except for india. best story name by far though. the toothed vagina. also **** all coyotes from any native american myth.
User avatar #77 to #76 - thelordofbutthurt
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***** coyotes are the ****.
User avatar #38 to #37 - sketchE
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well im going to go out on a limb that she didnt remain a virgin for long. but you never know. the only primary documents we have on jesus are mark and someone else i think
#42 to #38 - anon id: f42f7117
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Generally speaking, considering the level of medicine they got there. If she got another kid, I would assume she died during childbirth.
User avatar #6 - henryfordthegod
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That's not what I said
User avatar #92 to #6 - nickypickle
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you must be looking for youtube
#7 to #6 - prozack
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Your joke is terrible
#24 - onceknownsober
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Made this the last time this comic was on the frontpage
User avatar #66 to #24 - unbelievable
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I didn't get the reference, yet I still laughed...
User avatar #73 to #24 - reaperriley
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Anyone have the dorkly comic where booker kicks Elizabeth off a ledge because she said please?
User avatar #41 to #24 - odioomnes
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The end of that game made me cry so ******* hard.
#8 - ronyx
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God was a total douche by getting somebody's female pregnant.  Yes, God is the asshole we always knew.
God was a total douche by getting somebody's female pregnant. Yes, God is the asshole we always knew.
#55 to #8 - anon id: 3b7460a2
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^how everyone uses the helicopter in GTAIV
User avatar #20 to #8 - sketchE
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carried right on over from zeus
User avatar #31 - baditch
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I've drunk the wine you make.
Past-participle.
#32 to #31 - inuares
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User avatar #54 to #31 - ofmiceandmen
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God does what he pleases.
User avatar #58 - vicecomx
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It would be fascinating to see God, Jesus, Mary and Joseph on Maury.
#15 - anon id: 27c2d73c
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Atheists use an ignorance fallacy to rationalize their atheism: they don't understand how God exists, so they say that he doesn't exist at all. This sort of reasoning is akin to saying that extra-terrestrial civilizations don't exist because humans haven't discovered any yet. The human brain is all the evidence we need of an intelligent designer. But on top of that we also have the Bible with thousands of fulfilled prophesies, and rooted historical evidence of Christ. Simple logic leads to the reality and truth of the resurrection. Why are they so willfully ignorant? Many atheists simply hate the truth,and twist things to fit the lie they love.They don't want God,so they simply close their eyes to the obvious and then use the arguments that are simply based on the ignorance and hatred,but very little on logical fact.If your eyes are twisted,then the picture you will see will also be twisted.
User avatar #18 to #15 - sketchE
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ok zlamous calm down. the moment you step into logic you step into our territory
User avatar #29 to #15 - scorcho
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extra-terrestrial life is something different. we have seen life come to be on this planet, and concluded that the same would likely happen somewhere else in the universe. So we do have empirical evidence to back that conclusion (which is still theoretical). As for the existence of a god, i do not see any reason to believe that one exists. Gods and Idols where just stand-ins for things you can't explain since the very first moments of humanity. I have no more reason to believe in the christian/muslim/jewish god (they where the same person all along), than to believe in the roman/greek gods or some tree spirit a germanic tribe made up. Believe whatever you want, but i personally don't see any reason to do so.
User avatar #30 to #15 - admiralen
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problem is son, there is literally NO evidence what so ever there is a god, except for hearsay, and you know what? i heard that greece was blown up by nukes once, doesnt mean it was blown up by nukes
User avatar #33 to #15 - temporalguardian
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Get this kiddo, Everyone is an atheist, i just believe in one less god than you do.
User avatar #36 to #33 - thelordofbutthurt
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Nice quoting of Pen Gillete, or Richard Dawkins, or Christopher Hitchens...
make an original argument why don't ya?
#40 to #36 - hitro
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The argument he was going against doesn't really deserve an original argument, seeing how it is flawed and a repeat of other people arguments.
User avatar #96 to #36 - temporalguardian
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An original argument? theres nothing original, anything there is to say has already been said. All there's left is quotes.
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User avatar #48 to #15 - willindor
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You have just made Jupiter really angry.
#61 to #15 - hardongo
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log in and say it like a man
#47 to #15 - awildniglet
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#57 to #15 - azraelthemage
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User avatar #82 to #15 - horribleperson
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I think you posted this on the wrong website. This website is for humorous posts and conversation. I can understand how it can get confusing when multiple tabs are being used in a browser, so no worries.

I believe you wanted to post here: www . religiousforums . com /forum /religious-debates/

(mind the spaces in the link, friend)
#39 to #15 - arstya
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>No proof of god/gods.   
>No proof of no god/gods.   
Instead of squabbling like little *******, how about we start trying to get along?
>No proof of god/gods.
>No proof of no god/gods.
Instead of squabbling like little *******, how about we start trying to get along?
#52 to #39 - markertemp
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User avatar #60 to #39 - dedaluminus
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I don't know if there are gods or not, but if there are, they're doing a poor job, and believing in them will only encourage them.
User avatar #21 to #15 - TheHutchie
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Atheists and zealots are just as bad as each other and for equal reasoning.

A zealot preaches that everyone must follow a god (or gods) who he can't prove exists. An atheist preaches that everyone must not follow any god, but he can't prove that they don't exist.

If you're bringing logic into it, the only real outcome is to be agnostic; that is to accept that we have no idea and no way of knowing if there is a god.

If you stop and think about it, if you really, really think about it, you'll all understand how pointless this bickering even is.

Hutchie out.
User avatar #86 to #21 - staticstork
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Most people don't care unless religion starts affecting politics.
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User avatar #62 to #21 - theblacksheep
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Atheists don't preach anything... they just don't believe. The whole idea that atheists have to be douche bags running around screaming "there is no god" is such garbage. You wouldn't have to preach "anti-hinduism" just because you're a christian, you just don't have the same beliefs.
#34 to #21 - anon id: bb250112
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Implying that being an atheist means that automatically you tell everyone what they should/shouldn't believe.

Implying that there's something as "proof of nonexistance".

Implying that since you can't prove that a god Unicorn doesn't exist it means you can justify your actions on his figure and don't pay taxes.

#25 to #21 - anon id: 27c2d73c
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hurr hurr agnostic masterrace
User avatar #26 to #25 - TheHutchie
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How in the **** is agnostic a race?
#28 to #26 - anon id: a1dfde18
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How the hell is the PC is race. How the hell are half the things that we attach master race to the end of on FJ races? They aren't. The phrase still stands.
User avatar #94 to #28 - TheHutchie
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I don't apply race to all that **** and never have. So I guess your generalised ******** doesn't apply to me.
User avatar #1 - matsezinado
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OH MAH GADD
User avatar #99 to #1 - gadd
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lolwut