The Titanic's Cellist. . The ! !llz' , mind Playing while: sank banana: ha Irina-. w -Pu“ wall. I don't wanna be that guy, but seeing as how orchestral instruments are hollowed, and with the thin shell a cello has, I don't think he'll float for long aboard
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The Titanic's Cellist

The ! !llz' , mind Playing while:
sank banana: ha Irina-. w -Pu“ wall
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Submitted: 08/19/2013
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#1 - hueman (08/19/2013) [+] (33 replies)
I don't wanna be that guy, but seeing as how orchestral instruments are hollowed, and with the thin shell a cello has, I don't think he'll float for long aboard it.
Please be gentle with me, first time posting an opinion
#19 - betesta (08/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
There where 9 men in the orcherstra. They played music, intending to calm the passengers, for as long as they possibly could and all went down with the ship. All were recognized for their heroism.

User avatar #7 - swimmingprodigy (08/20/2013) [-]
ya too bad they all died anyway
#31 - firereadyaim (08/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
that would probably work betterwith a bass
User avatar #33 to #31 - jimjoejohnson (08/20/2013) [-]
There's already enough bass in the sea.
User avatar #4 - Blarge **User deleted account** (08/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
anything around the ship would have been sucked down with it
User avatar #50 - manofparody (08/20/2013) [-]
Time to be "That guy".

Even if he could use the cello as a floating device, it wouldn't matter.
When the titanic would capsize, it would suck in so much of the surrounding water to rid the rest of the air out of the boat, that it would suck every person floating above into the water and be nearly impossible to get back out. The reason the 2 in the movie (god forgive me, I can't remember their names) survived through that because they were on the tip of the boat during the capsize, so they didn't get sucked in.

Yea, I know, I'm annoying.
User avatar #9 - Inoobkillme (08/20/2013) [-]
Wouldn't he then just die from hypothermia?
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Until it fills up with water! Muhahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahaha!!!!
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