Hoe far would you go to avoid a ticket?. A man was pulled by a young police officer because he was at high speed. -Sir were you aware that you was driving over
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Hoe far would you go to avoid a ticket?

A man was pulled by a young police officer because he was at high speed.
-Sir were you aware that you was driving over 50% the speed limit?
-I had absolutely no idea
-Sir could I see your driver license?
-I don’t have a driver license
-Is that so, is this car yours?
-No, I’ve stolen it from my neighbor…
Then I killed him with the gun that is in my glovie
And his body is in the trunk
The police officer that never experienced any situation like that before was terrified.
-Sir stay in the vehicle I’m going to have to call my superior.
When the sheriff arrived the officer explained the whole situation.
Sir this man claim he stole this car from his neighbor killed him and putted his body into the trunk.
The man answered
-All of this is a bunch of lies.
-We’ll see.
-Do you have your driver license with you?
-Of course I have.
Said the man showing his driver license
-Ok let’s see the glovie
It was empty
-Everything clean let’s see the trunk
It was empty too
-Well everything looks fine to me
-But sheriff I swear that this man really said to me he killed his neighbor
-Oh, now I bet that you’re going to say that I was speeding too huh

A man was pulled by a young police officer because he
was at high speed.
Sir were you aware that you was 50% the
speed limit?
I had absolutely no idea
Sir could I see your driver license?
I don' t have a driver license
Is that so, is this car yours?
No, We stolen it from my neighbor,.,
Then I killed him with the gun that is in my glover
And his body is in the trunk
The police officer that never experienced any situation
like that before was terrified.
Sir stay in the vehicle I' m going to have to call my
superior.
When the sheriff arrived the officer explained the whole
situation.
Sawthis man claim he stole this car from his neighbor
killed him and putted his body into the trunk.
The man answered
All ofthis is a bunch of lies.
We' ll see.
Do you have your driver license with you?
Adf course I have,
Said the man showing busdriver license
ADK let' s see the glover
It was empty
Everything clean let' s see the trunk
It was empty too
Ah/ ell everything lookslike to me
But sheriff I swear that this man really said to me he
killed his neighbor
Oh, now I bet that you' re going to say that I was
huh
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Submitted: 08/19/2013
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#4 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Tell the officer you have killed the cars owner   
> Officer tries to put you in to custody on the spot   
> Tell them it was a joke   
> Get arrested for misleading a officer
> Tell the officer you have killed the cars owner
> Officer tries to put you in to custody on the spot
> Tell them it was a joke
> Get arrested for misleading a officer
#1 - kaboomz (08/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #23 - sinonyx ONLINE (08/20/2013) [+] (13 replies)
"a man was pulled by young police officer"

opening of a porno
User avatar #17 - johnnyiscool (08/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Or, you know, all officers tape audio and video of everything, even routine traffic stops. So...
#3 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (08/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
thats a great way to get dragged down to the station for a friendly chat   
and seriously what the 						****					 is a glovie, its a glovebox you smelly brit
thats a great way to get dragged down to the station for a friendly chat
and seriously what the **** is a glovie, its a glovebox you smelly brit
#25 - animecraze ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Driving over 50% the speed limit huh.
Well that means he still could have been driving under the speed limit.
#44 - kirkbot ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 - steamwhistler (08/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, because this is just soooo realistic. If a man actually, said that he would immediately taken out of his vehicle, restrained, his vehicle, would be searched, and when nothing was found, he would be taken in for more question. He just confessed to a murder. The officer doesn't need to "call his superior" to find out what to do next.
User avatar #26 - masdercheef ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
This is so improbable that I can't even enjoy the fact that it's supposed to be a joke.
#41 - cinematicbrix (08/20/2013) [-]
the grammar
the grammar
User avatar #61 - phudgepacker ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
What have you done to the english language
#59 - wtf man (08/20/2013) [-]
>putted
#53 - Deavas (08/20/2013) [-]
usually when a joke is reposted, it goes from text to a comic. it must be opposite day
User avatar #45 - footballmaniac (08/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Too bad in real life, the asshole cop could claim that as a confession, whether there's evidence or not.
#47 to #45 - teenytinyspider (08/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but most that would happen is you're detained for a little while. On a flimsy case like that, only a District Attorney who deserves to have their license taken will file charges. Probably file a "obstruction of justice" charge at the most.
User avatar #34 - TheHutchie (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
OP, this is so ******* lame.

Like, you could have found this content somewhere, saved it, and re-uploaded it here, in the same amount of time if probably ******* took to make.

Seriously!? It's just mistake, after mistake, after mistake. You insult this website and everyone on it by posting this unrefined cancerous ***** .
#22 - herpaderpasaur (08/20/2013) [-]
Officers FW
Officers FW
#19 - mechaemperor (08/20/2013) [-]
>putted

From being reposted so many times, someone ought to have pointed that out.

pic unrelated
User avatar #6 - toosexyforyou (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Shame it doesn't work in real life.
User avatar #9 to #6 - acemarkman (08/20/2013) [-]
did you try it in real life?
#29 - ariusbrightwing (08/20/2013) [-]
Putted.
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