Drinking. Source: Matt Rat. I AM THE’ GENIE I ‘SHELL GRANT’. Should have been more specific. Drinking Source: Matt Rat I AM THE’ GENIE ‘SHELL GRANT’ Should have been more specific
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - battokiri
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(08/19/2013) [-]
**battokiri rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at worth the read **

The reason why I drink.
#42 to #6 - anon id: 74dc7727
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(08/20/2013) [-]
strangely accurate...
#1 - dragx
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Should have been more specific.
User avatar #2 to #1 - theezachulator
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maybe he stopped drinking alcohol and that being his only escape, then committed sucide
User avatar #4 to #2 - dragx
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Im still pretty sure "stop drinking" was taken out of context and made him unable to drink any fluid.. thats my theory.
User avatar #5 to #4 - theezachulator
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(08/19/2013) [-]
i like mine more
#7 to #5 - godamongstmen
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i thought it was the fact that if alcoholics go completely cold turkey it can be fatal
#8 to #7 - bluemagebrilly
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(08/19/2013) [-]
I thought that dead people couldn't drink.
User avatar #14 to #7 - ubercookieboy
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(08/20/2013) [-]
In case anyone didn't get it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_tremens
User avatar #18 - iamspika
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(08/20/2013) [-]
*cough* Genies can't kill *cough*

At least in Aladdin
User avatar #37 to #18 - warioteam
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(08/20/2013) [-]
In The Fairly Odd Parents, you can't wish people dead directly, but you can indirectly, like wish a gun and kill them yourself.
I am curious of which episode that is from
#13 - wontkillu
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(08/20/2013) [-]
I thought the joke was he wished he could stop drinking but still chose not to and died of alcohol poisoning?
User avatar #41 to #13 - zorororonoa
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Genies are always sadistic like that, you gotta be specific. He should have said, "I wish I could stop drinking alcohol" but with his wish, he got not being able to drink anything instead.
User avatar #16 to #13 - thewizsam
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(08/20/2013) [-]
he stop drinking

that mean to your simple mind that he stopped drinking everything like water, juice, milk , ect

ya got it?>
#48 - solarisofcelestia
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Furries.
#27 - destructodan **User deleted account**
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**destructodan rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Hyperkin retron 5 ** this is why i drink
User avatar #30 to #27 - tonkkax
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(08/20/2013) [-]
did you invest into the wrong company or what?
User avatar #36 - howtosuckdicks
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(08/20/2013) [-]
He could eat copious amounts of watermelon daily, which wouldn't technically be drinking something.
User avatar #31 - mrthezho
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(08/20/2013) [-]
What did the genie change? He just asked to be able to sop drinking, not that he would not be able to drink anymore.
And if he were able to stop drinking wouldn't that imply that he couldn't die from not drinking?
#29 - anon id: f3362f3c
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(08/20/2013) [-]
For those who didn't get it: the joke is that the only way he can stop drinking (alcohol) is through death.

He wishes he COULD stop drinking which means he could still drink other things, if he so chooses. Eg. he could still drink water.

This is dark humor and not a play on words.
User avatar #35 to #29 - howtosuckdicks
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Someone could still live through the water that is in a lot of foods, and not actually have to drink something.
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