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#3 - crazyolitis (08/18/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Wait... you mean that dinosaurs fighting in WW2 isn't real?
Wait... you mean that dinosaurs fighting in WW2 isn't real?
#2 - gemli (08/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
But atleast we can still get this badass back.
#52 - alanflindt (08/19/2013) [+] (15 replies)
#1 - crazyolitis (08/18/2013) [+] (39 replies)
Dinosaurs can't be cloned because all the DNA of them has decayed.
User avatar #13 to #1 - thenewnuggubler (08/19/2013) [-]
My biology teacher told us once that the biggest problem in bringing dinosaurs back (besides DNA) is that the oxygen levels were incredibly higher millions of years ago than they were today. Organisms back then (like dinosaurs) were adapted to much higher oxygen levels, which played a part in how they were able to get so big if I remember correctly. If you're adapted to a specific atmosphere, you wouldn't survive in a wildly different one, like say, a dinosaur now.
tl;dr: They would die anyways
#65 - Womens Study Major (08/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Idiots, dinosaurs didn't exist, if they did, why aren't they in the bible? HUH???
#88 - thebritishguy (08/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
DNA has a half life of about 500 years, if it preserved a lot more, but dinosaurs are millions of years old. Are best shot is to use genetic engineering to reverse the evolution of the bird to a dinosaur, they already managed to turn off the gene which stops teeth from growing in birds so now we have chickens with teeth, but we need to do a lot more. Eric Horner is working on it with his geneticist friend.
DNA has a half life of about 500 years, if it preserved a lot more, but dinosaurs are millions of years old. Are best shot is to use genetic engineering to reverse the evolution of the bird to a dinosaur, they already managed to turn off the gene which stops teeth from growing in birds so now we have chickens with teeth, but we need to do a lot more. Eric Horner is working on it with his geneticist friend.
User avatar #74 - loomiss (08/19/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Let's bring back Neanderthals.
Anyone? no.. okay
User avatar #75 to #74 - theavatarspupil (08/19/2013) [-]
YES! And we can make them our slaves! Well, until they become educated and start fighting for rights.
#12 - UberCreep (08/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Man, these scientists are trying really hard to get laid.
User avatar #111 - infinitereaper (08/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
bring back tupac
#109 - ragingflamingos (08/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't care how dangerous it is. If someone created Jurassic Park I would be on the first plane ride out there.
#127 - ScottishMinor (08/19/2013) [-]
We will finally have a reason to actually use this cartridge.
User avatar #23 - TheSalmonEater (08/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
things go extinct for a reason.
#30 to #23 - Pred (08/19/2013) [-]
given that 99% of times the reason is "because **** you, that's why"
#152 - carmineshelmet (08/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dont worry about the dinosaurs ive got this
#120 - ghostofgemini (08/19/2013) [-]
**** it, I'd still go if they made a Jurassic park.
#79 - stagger (08/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can we not?
Can we not?
#21 - lobbert (08/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Last I heard, cloning a dinosaur was impossible due to the half-life of DNA being only 521 years. Is this saying that this has changed something and they've figured something new out?
Last I heard, cloning a dinosaur was impossible due to the half-life of DNA being only 521 years. Is this saying that this has changed something and they've figured something new out?
#118 - AvatarAirBender (08/19/2013) [-]
If anyone wants the gif..
If anyone wants the gif..
User avatar #113 - infinitereaper (08/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Since OP was too lazy I found the source:
io9.com/for-the-first-time-scientists-have-grown-the-embryos-o-454120290

For those of you even lazier:
"At yesterday's TEDxDeExtinction event, University of New South Wales paleontologist Michael Archer announced the advance by the so-called Lazarus project. The bizarre gastric-brooding frog, the female of which incubated the prejuvenile stages of its offspring in its stomach, disappeared from the wild in 1979 and went extinct a few years later. However, Adelaide frog researcher Mike Tyler froze specimens of the frog prior to its extinction, leaving the door open for the species' possible resurrection."
#105 - imnotkickthecat (08/19/2013) [-]
But it will be cool doh.
But it will be cool doh.
User avatar #68 - zpryed (08/19/2013) [-]
**** dinosaurs we should make DRAGONS
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