Stupid Genetics. .. MFW I walk behind someone and stare at their ass, and then find out it's a man genetics
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#1 - kingsombra (08/18/2013) [-]
MFW I walk behind someone and stare at their ass, and then find out it's a man
MFW I walk behind someone and stare at their ass, and then find out it's a man
#106 to #1 - arcticassassin (08/19/2013) [-]
When they say they're a man
#34 to #1 - technique (08/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 to #1 - pappysmurf (08/19/2013) [-]
His face.
His face.
#76 - eikakaka (08/19/2013) [-]
MFW a girl told me she envied my long eyelashes
User avatar #205 to #76 - christmouth ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Same here,but it's a little annoying as they get pushed towards by glasses.
User avatar #212 to #76 - rplix (08/19/2013) [-]
Same. Also my super blue eyes attract the bitches.
User avatar #155 to #76 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
U Oh stop it you
User avatar #2 - itsnotimportant (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm a straight man, and I have no gag reflex and can control my sphincter at will... ( found out during hospital tests...... )
User avatar #3 to #2 - nimithecat (08/18/2013) [-]
I don't want to know how the **** you discovered that... I question your preference, but I won't bug you about it because you're a stranger on the internet.
User avatar #5 to #3 - itsnotimportant (08/18/2013) [-]
Had to have a gastroscopy and a colonosocopy, after the doctor had completed them I was informed it wasn't everyone who could swallow the camera at either end without resistance..
#7 to #5 - pentol (08/18/2013) [-]
since you are able to relax your ass, i recomend trying out analplay.
if you don't try to ram a sodabottle up there way to fast, but go slow, it is quite pleasurable, and supplements regular fapping, adding extra pleasure.
remember to plan hygiene beforehand tho.
User avatar #18 to #7 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2013) [-]
Great, now I have a boner.
#21 to #18 - tehfalconguy (08/19/2013) [-]
Every ******* time shoving things up your ass is mentioned, you show up. Do you just regularly search the website for these discussions or what?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2013) [-]
Nah, I just come up on them, and I comment.
#23 to #22 - tehfalconguy (08/19/2013) [-]
Huh.
Pic related because shoving things up your ass
User avatar #24 to #23 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2013) [-]
If I were that flexible I'd settle for rimming myself.
#299 to #21 - pentol (08/19/2013) [-]
you follow him around, waiting for him to talk about assplay?
#71 to #5 - itsnotimportant (08/19/2013) [-]
Aaaand then you realise that sometimes you can share too much...
#10 to #2 - knowstoomuch (08/19/2013) [-]
Wait. People can't control their sphincters at will?
#50 - stagger (08/19/2013) [-]
I don't mind a guy with a nice ass. In fact I like it.
You think we don't want something to ogle?
To grab onto?
To spank?


Actually I prefer to be spanked. But you get my ******* point.
User avatar #263 to #50 - brutallyhonest (08/19/2013) [-]
What does a woman define a nice ass as, on a man?
User avatar #275 to #263 - stagger (08/19/2013) [-]
Round, and firm. Your jeans will hug it just the right way. The same way we are attracted to wide shoulders and muscles, a decent ass is powerful. We look at that and think of rough sex, thrusting isn't all in the legs. I like a firm bubble. If you fill out boxer briefs on both sides? My god. I kind of feel like I'm degrading men.
I feel kinda weird now. Like I know myself better.
#302 to #275 - brutallyhonest (08/19/2013) [-]
Well I'm 			******		 then, theoretically speaking. My ass isn't at all firm, rather grabby and 			****		, like a girl's ass. It's not that big, and I'm pretty slim.. I'm guessing it was carried down from when I was slightly more chubby before I lost the weight. Well 			****		 you then, random stranger.
Well I'm ****** then, theoretically speaking. My ass isn't at all firm, rather grabby and **** , like a girl's ass. It's not that big, and I'm pretty slim.. I'm guessing it was carried down from when I was slightly more chubby before I lost the weight. Well **** you then, random stranger.
#36 - imonaboatman (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm a guy and I have more gay men flirt with me than I do women. It's not just my ass, (I have a gorgeous ass) they say that I have "beautiful eyelashes" and that I'm "too pretty to be a guy." MFW
User avatar #41 to #36 - sockprague (08/19/2013) [-]
I regret reading this, man.
#208 to #36 - John Cena (08/19/2013) [-]
pic plz
User avatar #51 to #36 - muffintime (08/19/2013) [-]
**** bro I got those big greyish eyes and thick eye lashes and a beautiful ass (Yes I squat) and I have had 6 gay men ask me out in my 18 year old career. It's honestly such a confidence breaker when a gay guy hits on you... We will have a female hit on us one day bro... one day....
User avatar #79 to #36 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh god people complement my eyelashes too...
User avatar #133 to #36 - alpine (08/19/2013) [-]
What if they aren't really gay, and just want to play it off?
#189 to #36 - nicoquitemad (08/19/2013) [-]
The compliments are nice after all
User avatar #68 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/19/2013) [-]
I have the opposite happen. I am a gay man but got woman all over me.
#192 to #68 - sheiladikshit (08/19/2013) [-]
i know that feeling, being white and gay (not open about it) and all the women want me.   
   
>the common people that im attractive towards   
>yes   
>...   
>black chicks   
>sadface
i know that feeling, being white and gay (not open about it) and all the women want me.

>the common people that im attractive towards
>yes
>...
>black chicks
>sadface

User avatar #194 to #192 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/19/2013) [-]
Black chicks hit on me every time I go out side......

I'm openly gay and it still happens I tell them I'm gay and they just want me more.
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#203 to #12 - John Cena (08/19/2013) [-]
stop drinking soymilk and start chopping firewood
also lift heavy things
#248 to #12 - Funnymick (08/19/2013) [-]
I have big lips,(it's cool I'm white). And my girlfriends so far say they like it. Don't treat it like a bad thing.
#290 to #12 - mcpandabear (08/19/2013) [-]
Grab some testosterone bro
Grab some testosterone bro
#30 to #12 - John Cena (08/19/2013) [-]
I want to masturbate to you now that I know this.
pics pls
User avatar #211 to #12 - rhevol (08/19/2013) [-]
Pics or didnt happen
User avatar #13 to #12 - damnpolice (08/19/2013) [-]
Are you sure you aren't a women?
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User avatar #91 to #14 - reretzu (08/19/2013) [-]
If you're a teenager or young adult then you might have been affected by a quite common disease that gives manboobs whether or not you are fat, it should go away by itself as you get older.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - damnpolice (08/19/2013) [-]
Do you have a penis?
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User avatar #135 to #25 - damnpolice (08/19/2013) [-]
Think you might be a man then, congratulations buddy!
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User avatar #17 to #12 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2013) [-]
You should try being a trap then.
#187 to #17 - nicoquitemad (08/19/2013) [-]
Do eet!
Do eet!
User avatar #88 to #17 - ericbeagles (08/19/2013) [-]
lol'd
User avatar #207 to #17 - smellmyfaceforswag (08/19/2013) [-]
spot... on. *slow clap*
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User avatar #27 - unclebourbon (08/19/2013) [-]
I went bald at the age of 15.

Beat that.
#201 to #186 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (08/19/2013) [-]
#43 - thebrotherrosario (08/19/2013) [-]
Sexually antagonistic selection: when you have traits that aren't attractive on one gender, but if they manage to reproduce, will be a bonus for their opposite-gender offspring.
For instance, a woman with a firm jaw might have a harder time finding a mate, but if she does, her sons will have what is considered a handsome trait for men.

Also, on the flip of this comic, try having healthy facial hair as a girl. My tweezers are like Andy's rock hammer after tunnelling out of Shawshank prison.
User avatar #44 to #43 - iizsimon (08/19/2013) [-]
PICS
#45 to #44 - thebrotherrosario (08/19/2013) [-]
I can't post pics, too new.
And anyway, it's under control such that i'm not like a bearded lady or anything.
User avatar #101 to #45 - xgrandmoffx (08/19/2013) [-]
Use Imgur.
User avatar #49 to #43 - srskate (08/19/2013) [-]
I, too, read smbc
#304 to #49 - thebrotherrosario (08/23/2013) [-]
Then you have at the very least earned my respect as a fellow with classy webcomic tastes.
User avatar #198 to #43 - yournewestgod (08/19/2013) [-]
I have the same problem.
Ever try waxing?
#72 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
goddammit.
This whole content makes me incredibly jealous.
coz username
I'm seriously the hairiest person I know...I dont look at all feminine, or even androgynous...
#80 to #72 - anahbell (08/19/2013) [-]
But your name is transgendered.. and I'm transgendered. And that's strange, because coincidence.
But your name is transgendered.. and I'm transgendered. And that's strange, because coincidence.
#213 to #80 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
woo!
It is indeed a very handy username.

...this is probably the time when we'd discuss this whole topic, but I dunno what to say...
User avatar #110 to #72 - satrenkotheone (08/19/2013) [-]
I know the pain.
#214 to #110 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
m8 there's like a continuous stream of hair from the top of my chest to my ankles. Its really hard to be feminine whilst being known as "that really hairy guy"
User avatar #233 to #214 - satrenkotheone (08/19/2013) [-]
That gotta suck a lot.... so... hi.
#234 to #233 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
yeah. Hello there. hows u?
User avatar #240 to #234 - satrenkotheone (08/19/2013) [-]
I'd be better if... if this jogging had immediate effect.
#242 to #240 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
aha yeah I know what you mean...
...By which I mean I would understand... if I actually exercised...
...
But keep at it! come on you can do it woo!
User avatar #244 to #242 - satrenkotheone (08/19/2013) [-]
Dieting is the hardest part...

And shaving... which I need to kick up a notch again since my vacation didn't allow for much of it...

Blegh, I hate being a guy.
#249 to #244 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Ugh... dieting...
I would say I really have a sweet-tooth, but its more like a sweet skeleton... -.- I live off sugar...

Yeah, if I tried to shave myself, it would take a good few days to get rid of it all...
Although I did shave my face today. My mum noticed, and said "oooh, so whats her name then?" coz she thought I liked a girl so made myself all pretty for her. So I said Sophie, and she was like "lol whatevs".

She didnt realise that Sophie is my girl name. mwahaha.
User avatar #250 to #249 - satrenkotheone (08/19/2013) [-]
I told my fosterparents about it... I don't think she cared too much.

Leaving for England.... going to surprise them a bit when I come back with different names and hopefully a completely different look.

Going to therapist because first step before I can get hormones.
#254 to #250 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
I told my mum. She seemed okay with it, but doesnt really understand why I would want to, you know? She doesnt like, hate me or want to stop me or anything. But she still thinks its wrong and not what god wants for me, or something.

Oh, England? Hey, I live there! What part of England?
User avatar #256 to #254 - satrenkotheone (08/19/2013) [-]
Same with my old folks I suppose... they don't understand it.

Eh, going to attend the University of Sussex.
#267 to #256 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
oooh, I live in Hertfordshire. Not too far away!

But yes, I would like to be able to get some Hormones myself...
Even if I just end up looking a bit androgynous, its better than this...
User avatar #270 to #267 - satrenkotheone (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, I feel bad for you if you look like South-East England.

Gawd damn it therapy, be faster.
#243 to #242 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
crap I forgot to make that small now I feel like my comment was shouting
User avatar #246 to #243 - satrenkotheone (08/19/2013) [-]
Don't worry.
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#245 to #72 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
I would love a nice ass to make me feel a bit better about myself...

even though I'm not that hairy above my waist, the rest of me is a tangrowth...
#251 to #245 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
n'aww honey I'm sure you have a lovely ass

Still better than my hairy butt. And chest. And tummy. >:c
#252 to #251 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Don't know about that, but don't feel so down...

though I get so jealous looking at some tumblr blogs...
#261 to #252 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Well you stop feeling so down yourself. Ur beautiful just the way you are

sometimes, I actually watch porn for the plot. I just like looking at women. They're so much nicer than men.
#268 to #261 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
It's not that I don't like my body. It's more of my body isn't what I think of myself. But it isn't so bad anyway.

Also, you're so right. I actually like my women little a bit gifted if you get my drift
#274 to #268 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah, theres a lot I'd change about my body too (and not just boobs)...

Oddly, I like my women quite gifted too. Except for myself. I'd rather be average-sized...
#276 to #274 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
But as long as you can live with what you can't change and change what you can if you want, you can stop worrying too much about useless stuff...

I got confused... I'm not sure we are talking about the same types of gifts...
#288 to #276 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah. For now, since I cant really do much, I guess I'll just have to deal with my manliness.

Okay, now I'm really confused too... Obviously I didnt catch your drift... Say what you said again but this time not in Metaphor...
#291 to #288 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Some day you might have something you can do about it though, so don't lose hope, but don't let it torment you.

I meant I liked them a bit gifted down there, but I don't mind them being gifted up there too, as long as it isn't too much hehe
#293 to #291 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, here's to hoping that does happen

Oh, right. I get you. I honestly dont have a clue about that. >.>
#294 to #293 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Hope everything works out anyway, you seem like a nice guy gal

Hehe, that's ok though... I get wierded by myself often hehe
#295 to #294 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
yeah, you seem like a nice something still something . good luck to you!

ITS STILL SOMETHING.
#11 - orangepikmin (08/19/2013) [-]
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
User avatar #84 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
But that's how traps are born.
#112 to #107 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
but then puberty happens for most and we get sad.
#113 to #112 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
And then you get to rape little femboys.   
The circle of liiiiiiiiiiiife~
And then you get to rape little femboys.
The circle of liiiiiiiiiiiife~
#115 to #113 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
You know, it's not rape if they want it.
User avatar #117 to #115 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
Well yeah but they get more excited if you call it that.
#118 to #117 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
How would you know? You haven't tried it.
#122 to #118 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah... of course not..
#124 to #122 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Frown not, with your mighty fist, I'm sure you'll get some one day!
#132 - whiteniggers (08/19/2013) [-]
mfw i'm bi
mfw i'm bi
User avatar #227 - flawlessandeternal (08/19/2013) [-]
I have unusually wide hips for a guy. I'm dealing with it
#206 - wonderlandman (08/19/2013) [-]
whats wrong with having a nice but, a lot of girls like it
#152 - windmagevaati (08/19/2013) [-]
That's not really a bad thing
User avatar #109 - astraea (08/19/2013) [-]
I wouldnt mind having a nice ass =/
User avatar #119 to #109 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Of course not ur a faggit after all.
User avatar #120 to #119 - astraea (08/19/2013) [-]
are u saying ur not want nice ass?
User avatar #121 to #120 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh, but I already do have one. Not that it can't be improved, because it certainly can. Still.

Homo.
User avatar #123 to #121 - astraea (08/19/2013) [-]
pics cuz im a flaming homo
User avatar #125 to #123 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Why exactly would I trust someone like you?
User avatar #126 to #125 - astraea (08/19/2013) [-]
i dunno
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