I hate it when I...
Wake up with my hand in warm water...( and having
Wake up and I don' t feel like P. Diddy.
Walk into the bathroom and find a tiger in it.
Take a shower, only to find out that my towel was
replaced by Chuck Norris' s Sandpaper towel.
Look in the closet for clothing and I find Narnia
Eat breakfast and the Koolkiid guy bursts through
Make hot pockets with magma coated outsides and
Walk out the door and a monkey kicks me in the
Continue walking and someone throws a
refrigerator on me.
Call for the taxi to drive me to school, and it' s the
Cash Cab that makes me late.
Don' t you just hate that'?
Comment win of the day
hate it when ' a boner and it the front '
Any positive response for pt. 2