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    #3 - konradkurze
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    (08/18/2013)[-]
    no matter where you go   
   
theres never any goddam toilet paper
    no matter where you go

    theres never any goddam toilet paper
    User avatar#39 to #3 - newant
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    I'm still stuck on the toilet because I have no toilet paper.
    I still have my work clothes on and I think this is how I'm spending the night.
    User avatar#40 to #39 - konradkurze
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    (08/19/2013)[-]
    hold a fart in till it reaches epic pressure then fart like a hurricane and blow the poop off your butt
    User avatar#41 to #40 - newant
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    (08/19/2013)[-]
    I let out my fury on the toilet already.
    I'd have to wait until at least 4am for that and I have work at 12pm tomorrow.
    User avatar#42 to #41 - konradkurze
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    (08/19/2013)[-]
    where the hell do you keep the spare TP for it to be impossible to get more
    User avatar#44 to #42 - newant
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    (08/19/2013)[-]
    In the basement, beside the cold storage.
    I'm on the top floor.
    User avatar#46 to #44 - konradkurze
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    (08/19/2013)[-]
    who the **** keeps TP that far away from the toilet
    sick bastards
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    I had to get into the shower and wash my ass for 20 minutes.
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    right........
    wash

    #9 to #3 - crazyeyedbioll
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