Ir years old
rd wasn' t a beta, already had some sex at the time
Looved to not get serious with girls, just sex and move on
Liittle sister comes one day to my room and asks this:
rd have something to ask you mike
asked that girl out? The one that is constantly talking to you on facebewk
must mind your own business girl
Eeveryone in town says that she really likes you, and constantly stalks you-
it' s not my problem, I dent really like her you know
can' t you give her a chance? She is beautiful and seems to be a nice girl.
rd might ask her eut someday, but honestly I dent really like her,
will we to have a date with you bro, just do it
talk to her and ask her eut mike.
I will ask her if she wants to go to a dinner and club
girl really likes you, dent break her heart,
god you are annoying, Just go play around with your Wii girl
could be a little more polite bro,
you honey, you know that, I' m sorry
the next weekend I ask that girl out, planned to bang her muffin and just let her go.
and Ceh/ s playing at the only fancy restaurant in town
Essentually my sister calls, and tells me "Dent break her heart mike, she might end up being a great girlfriend"
Braging like a mad cunt, "Read the fucking first letter of each sentence and stop pissing me eff.