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#17 - elyiia (08/18/2013) [-]
If he put that much effort into finding a girlfriend, he wouldn't need his hand.
If he put that much effort into finding a girlfriend, he wouldn't need his hand.
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#5 - hydromatic (08/18/2013) [-]
This..






Is kind of sad.
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#91 to #5 - taurusguy (08/18/2013) [-]
At least every night he gets "hand" as in head...ill be in the shame corner
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User avatar #28 to #5 - urbancohort (08/18/2013) [-]
If his friends found out he was doing that, then he would have no girlfriend for an eternity.
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#44 to #5 - jackassalope (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm impressed you knew the exact number of lines required to match your pic.
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#45 to #44 - hydromatic (08/18/2013) [-]
Lucky guess, to be honest.
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User avatar #80 to #45 - LePedobear (08/18/2013) [-]
You magnificent bastard!
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User avatar #2 - pockyrin (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm undecided whether this is ingenious or the most beta thing I've ever seen.
Do you think if he was flexible he could paint his face whiter, wear lipstick and make it look like a girl was sucking him off?


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User avatar #37 to #2 - rapsuskiller (08/18/2013) [-]
It´s not beta if he tells the truth behind the photos, because then he is just trying to make some cool pics in an original way, not trying to make anyone think he has a girlfriend
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#39 to #2 - mooghens (08/18/2013) [-]
**mooghens rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Metal as F*ck ** Beta and genius can sometimes be two elements of the same being
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User avatar #14 to #2 - Dairycow (08/18/2013) [-]
****** most beta thing i've ever seen for sure.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - adu ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
If necessity is the mother of invention, desperation is the father.
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#8 to #3 - coolchalkyxxx (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a quote or did you just make that up? Either way its ******* brilliant.
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User avatar #11 to #8 - adu ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
The first part is a common saying, I added the second part.
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#9 - mastersaturday (08/18/2013) [-]
I've never seen someone go through so much effort to be so lonely.
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#57 to #9 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Bink's Sake [url deleted]
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#24 - ironblood (08/18/2013) [-]
I thought this was going in a different direction when I read the part about his hand....
I thought this was going in a different direction when I read the part about his hand....
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#1 - croc (08/17/2013) [-]
He's using it wrong.
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User avatar #13 to #1 - bobthedilder (08/18/2013) [-]
wong*
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#34 - agwd (08/18/2013) [-]
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#33 - SuperJesus (08/18/2013) [-]
I know what he's going to use that hand for later
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#27 - Moosoulja (08/18/2013) [-]
I guess you could say he has a lot of time on his hand....
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#92 to #27 - ironblood (08/20/2013) [-]
Nicely done
Nicely done
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#61 - supersaiyangohan (08/18/2013) [-]
Joke wise its funny, but in reality, something like this is just pathetic.
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#63 to #61 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
this
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User avatar #64 to #61 - mycatislookingatme (08/18/2013) [-]
It's all in jest, it's fine.
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User avatar #79 - ilovemyguns (08/18/2013) [-]
I love how nobody in the resteraunt is looking at him, like this is just normal **** in Japan.
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User avatar #85 to #79 - elmarcocfc (08/18/2013) [-]
You can buy used panties in vending machines in Japan, so you're not far off.
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#69 - qubot (08/18/2013) [-]
to some people their hand is their girlfriend
to some people their hand is their girlfriend
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#26 - konamicode (08/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #74 - spoogeyboi (08/18/2013) [-]
I bet if he put in as much work in finding a girl as he does on his hand, I'd bet he would have a gf.
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#46 - herbolifee (08/18/2013) [-]
He's like the Beta Demigod
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