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what have I_ dene
15 In Highschool
virgin. very few friends
girl in school
10. frizzly hair and really long birdie's
Eeveryone makes fun of her. calling her "Birdy" "Big Bird" "Bird Legs" etc.
her at lunch ene day all by herself, even I have friends to sit with
really bad fer her
Couild up my courage and sit with her
get to talking
Churns out we have a Eetin common
keep in touch and eventually begin dating
my virginity to her.
new relationship makes me more confident about life
veggin working out mere. eating mere properly
veggin to expand my circle befriends_ feel celler and cooler
my gaining in population means my begins to drag me down
eeveryone starts telling me "Why are we dating Biddle's?" or "I can' t believe we go em with that Birdy girl"
listen to them cu: I' m an arrogant male teenager
Suecide to break up with her
Abreak up with her via text
get in a huge fight
mentions that she' s been there fer me since I was a loser
her off and say I den' t like her anymore
calls me crying. I have nene Mit and hang up
like a boss the only girl whe liked me
day cemo to wheel feeling chipper
s got their heads hung and Iceking sembeo
girls are crying
s going en
Ffriend walks up to me tells me "I' m really sorry"
ssorry about what?
You didn' t know?" He says somberly "I thaught we of all people ' heard first..."
Iheard abaut what fuckintroll me
fl thought everyine had the Bird"
is the werd
t mu know abaut the Bird?
swell Everyone knows the bird is the werd
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