Good Guy Satan. whoever guesses my favorite number gets a random gif. even though I dont have much.... watc hth_ ashy tou lg ht: sposta_ neoi stilen HEW: if you
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Good Guy Satan

whoever guesses my favorite number gets a random gif. even though I dont have much...

watc hth_ ashy tou lg ht:
sposta_ neoi stilen HEW:
if you go to hell tor being bad why wouldn' t satan reward
you tor it why does he make you suffer mt id be like hell
yeah ************ you my ***** lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a
really yam question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn' t he considered
good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or diretly?
were becoming self aware
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User avatar #7 - adu (08/17/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Except that's not how the theology works at all. The belief is that Satan was sent to hell to suffer eternal torment for rebelling against God's will. He has no control over his suffering or anyone else's. Satan only wants other people to end up there with him because he's an asshole.
#22 - swagloon (08/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Satan is not the ruler of hell; he's prisoner number one. And he wants you in with him so you can make you into his bitch.
Satan is not the ruler of hell; he's prisoner number one. And he wants you in with him so you can make you into his bitch.
#18 - silasP (08/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Firstly, (I'm not saying I think you must believe this, I'm just clarifying.)
The common belief is not that Satan punishes you.He is punished along with you. No church professes that belief.
Secondly,
The above sentiment is not actually in the Bible; it says the wicked will be killed, not kept alive and tortured.
Maybe these Tumblr retards should actually talk to a Christian or two. They all believe a plethora of completely different things from one another.
#50 - latinotornado (08/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This, this is why I dislike Tumblr so ******* much. All of these 13-14 year old 'pseudo intellectuals' piss me off. They make a joke and go way too into the joke and feel like they just came to some amazing conclusion and truth and feel enlightened. It's just...damn it pisses me off.
#23 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (08/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
God dammit people can't you just enjoy a joke without getting all biblical?
User avatar #48 - MrPadre (08/18/2013) [-]
Actually Satan isn't the warden. He's in prison too. He is just the big guy that rapes all the new inmates.
User avatar #49 - slapchoppin (08/18/2013) [-]
he doesn't it do it because they're evil

he does it because they're human

its all about intention
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User avatar #32 to #30 - illutvar (08/18/2013) [-]
my dear fellow user, i myself am not a brony nor do i hate on the brony society. i find the show has life messages and can be used for everybody but i am not a fan of the show myself. i am simply looking for a subject to masturabate to and if i find the images or videos sexually pleasing then i shall please myself to them. i have just realized that to my eyes, the image above does have similarities to a pony from the show, and if so, then yes, i do like ponies in that form.
User avatar #1 - carneymaster (08/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
why would satan reward you? hes stuck in hell. i think he would rather find it enjoyable to torture people endlessly.
User avatar #72 - MegaAwesomeSauce (08/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Atheist here, but in the scriptures, Satan doesn't punish you, he's getting punished too and wants others to go to hell so he doesn't have to suffer alone
User avatar #75 to #74 - MegaAwesomeSauce (08/18/2013) [-]
He's not the one accepting them, he doesn't rule or control the domain that is known as hell. He's as much a prisoner as everyone else
User avatar #21 - Sinless (08/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Well there's a few different beliefs among Christians, just like the guy below me said.

One is that Satan (or some other name, I forgot) and Lucifer are two different beings. One being the warden of hell, other being the Fallen Morning Star. I never finished reading the Forbidden Books (books the Catholic Church cut out of the bible), but there was a part about Lucifer trying to convince Satan to give him the keys to Hell. Satan was too afraid of God to consort with Lucifer. So in that belief, Lucifer and his fallen angels are punished along with sinners.

Another is that Lucifer despises us so much, as God's beloved creation, that his goal is to get us to Hell. By tempting us with sin, he can lead us to punishment so that he can continue to torture us out of hate for a thousand years until we are all destroyed.

Then there are many who believe that Hell doesn't exist because God loves us too much to condemn us. Though that's ignorant to me; I think it's just "pick and choose" Christians wanting everything to be happy go lucky. I mean punishment is clearly stated in the Bible.

Then there's people who believe there is no torture, just destruction of sinners and devils in the lake of brimstone.

I mean, there are so many different variations of beliefs among Christians, even among the same denominations. The nature of Protestant Christianity leaves nearly everything open to interpretation besides the existence of Jesus Christ, and the nature of humanity leads people to search out every interpretation. I can't tell you how many different beliefs I've heard.
#86 - analgeyser (08/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
JIM JEFFERIES MADE THIS JOKE
User avatar #80 - ScottP (08/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've always thought of it this way. If Satan is God's enemy, then why does Satan punish God's enemies?
User avatar #87 to #80 - justsomeunitedguy (08/18/2013) [-]
some believe that Satan or Lucifer is a fallen angel who despises humans and refused to follow orders from God to love them or some **** like that.
#65 - thewisedane (08/18/2013) [-]
Satan is really the good guy here - He want us to behave the way we are meant to, unlike God, who want us to behave in a way that puts us away from our instincts.

User avatar #53 - psyachu (08/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**psyachu rolls 58** This is your favorite number
#47 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
>We're becoming self aware

If you still think there's a heaven and hell, you got a long way to go you adorable Tumblrers
User avatar #41 - zorororonoa (08/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Implying that heaven and hell exist, isn't Satan suffering in hell too? Isn't God the ruler of hell like all his creation?
#39 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
Wanted to add my two cents. First of all Satan in the bible is a figure who personifies evil and temptation, after all (according to wikipedia) his name means devires from the Hebrew word for "to obstruct or oppose". At no point is it mentioned that he is the ruler of hell, nor that he is a fallen angel (though his mention in the book of Job does state that he's on God's council). The fallen angel misconception comes from thinking that Lucifer and Satan are the same person. This misconception got popularized by John Milton with Paradice Lost in which he tells the story of rebel angels loosing a battle and being cast into hell. They are lead by their leader Satan, formerly called Lucifer, who then becomes the tempter for Adam and Eve. In short it's biblical fan fiction. Lucifer however occurs in the bible once to refer to the kind of babylon who has "fallen from heaven". Then the new testement says Satan is seen to fall "like lightning from heaven" confusion resulted.
#37 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
just saying, most of the people in that conversation were probably atheist and dont know much about christianity.
User avatar #15 - slone (08/18/2013) [-]
because he's a dick
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