Slenderman: Absolution. It would be so cool if this was a thing.. That looks like a hit, man.
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User avatar #3 - rainbronydasher (08/17/2013) [+] (24 replies)
That looks like a hit, man.
#27 to #2 - diegotan (08/17/2013) [-]
That's the best assassin I know.
User avatar #13 - banditowolf (08/17/2013) [-]
That would actually make a ******* amazing game.
Vaguely assassins creed style, you have to stalk your victims, maybe do some creepy **** to raise their heartbeat meter to the correct level or something before you can choose to actually strike in a number of different ways.

I'd play it :c
#11 - lordraine ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
I would 100% play a game where you were Slenderman and stalked targets through cities to kill them, using camouflage to hide from the general public but your target is always able to see through it and thus know you are after them.

It would be part Watch Dogs, part Hitman, and part Prototype. The first one, not the ****** sequel.
User avatar #24 to #11 - TheGodamnBatman (08/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 to #24 - fizzor (08/17/2013) [-]
The sequel is bad compared to the first game. It's okay otherwise.
User avatar #43 to #33 - TheGodamnBatman (08/17/2013) [-]
The story wasnt as good but the gameplay (Other then a few things) were x100 better.
It allowed you to feel more powerful.
User avatar #47 to #35 - arkanios (08/17/2013) [-]
I don't get it, you just posted the cover of Hitman Absolution.
#59 to #47 - moforsho (08/17/2013) [-]
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
#23 - Ricogator (08/17/2013) [-]
I like that in a barber...
#17 - Zaebos (08/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - misticalz (08/17/2013) [-]
Slenderman is a terrible game.
#21 to #16 - moforsho (08/17/2013) [-]
S'cuse me?...
User avatar #46 to #16 - zaggystirdust (08/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #48 to #16 - wtfduud ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
Slender you mean.
#19 - lolfire (08/17/2013) [-]
Worst Hitman game they made tbh.    
No wonder they lost half their staff after it came out.    
Introducing a point system was just a stroke of absolute retardation.
Worst Hitman game they made tbh.
No wonder they lost half their staff after it came out.

Introducing a point system was just a stroke of absolute retardation.
User avatar #30 to #19 - bobthedilder (08/17/2013) [-]
Couldn't agree more, hopefully the next one will be like Blood Money or Contracts.
User avatar #26 to #19 - mooghens ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
The stroke of absolute retardation was the ************* almost on rail gameplay, and the game breaking it's own logic and putting too much goddamn emphasis on instinct.

Just take the ******* tutorial level as an example of how much of a designwise *********** this game. Guards will eventually see through your guard disguise with logic behind being that people know who they work with, but the only ******* chef in the entire goddamn compound with a very easily identified french accent and A ******* MOUSTACHE´and bitches all the time? No one can apparently remember how he looks.

Add to that that you don't get the chance to select a loadout before a mission starts, or review the mission details or buy information, BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE WORLDS BEST HITMAN DOESN'T DO HIS BLOODY HOMEWORK.
#50 to #26 - John Cena (08/17/2013) [-]
Oh yeah and there weren't wacky stuff with the AI that you could do in Blood Money.

And on the loadout thing, this isn't Blood Money, in this game he is on the run from the very company that used to provide him with the details and firearms, they're trying to develop 47's story and not pleasure your miniature erection.
User avatar #34 to #19 - teoberry (08/17/2013) [-]
The game was okay, the points were the only thing I didn't really like
#12 - crazyeyedbioll (08/17/2013) [-]
What slenderman does on spring break
What slenderman does on spring break
User avatar #25 - bitchplzzz (08/17/2013) [-]
**** slenderman, its not scary, lame overhyped **** . stupid 12 year olds all like "hurrr 2spooky" play a real game like f.e.a.r.
User avatar #31 to #25 - bobthedilder (08/17/2013) [-]
Yeah but playing a Slenderman would be pretty cool. How many horror games let you play the monster or murderer?
User avatar #42 to #25 - darksideofthebeast (08/17/2013) [-]
It isn't scary but imagine going out in the woods at night and having that thought pop up in your head.
I have done it
Not fun.
#53 to #42 - John Cena (08/17/2013) [-]
Imagine going out into the woods at night and having any deformed and or deranged mass murdering lunatic chasing you and you're unarmed.

I'm pretty sure even the ******* mailman would be pretty god damn scary at that point.

Slenderman on his own just simply isn't scary.
User avatar #32 to #25 - albeit (08/17/2013) [-]
F.E.A.R. is scary the first time through, but it is all scripted too much to have any real replay ability. Honestly, Slenderman could be made scary as **** if the right people worked on it. Like imagine if the guys that did Amnesia: The Dark Decent and Penumbra took on a Slender project.
#28 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (08/17/2013) [-]
where the **** can I pick up my copy?
User avatar #69 - harrywarden (08/19/2013) [-]
Thank god it isn't a thing.
User avatar #58 - whypop (08/17/2013) [-]
The second game would be absolutely horrible
User avatar #20 - moforsho (08/17/2013) [-]
10/10 would change pants after playing...
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