Slenderman: Absolution. It would be so cool if this was a thing.. That looks like a hit, man.
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Slenderman: Absolution

It would be so cool if this was a thing

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Submitted: 08/16/2013
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User avatar #3 - rainbronydasher (08/17/2013) [+] (24 replies)
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That looks like a hit, man.
#2 - totallynotme (08/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #13 - banditowolf (08/17/2013) [-]
That would actually make a ******* amazing game.
Vaguely assassins creed style, you have to stalk your victims, maybe do some creepy **** to raise their heartbeat meter to the correct level or something before you can choose to actually strike in a number of different ways.

I'd play it :c
#4 - bobmarleyistaken (08/17/2013) [-]
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#11 - lordraine (08/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I would 100% play a game where you were Slenderman and stalked targets through cities to kill them, using camouflage to hide from the general public but your target is always able to see through it and thus know you are after them.

It would be part Watch Dogs, part Hitman, and part Prototype. The first one, not the ****** sequel.
#35 - mightymilk (08/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #16 - misticalz (08/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Slenderman is a terrible game.
User avatar #25 - bitchplzzz (08/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**** slenderman, its not scary, lame overhyped **** . stupid 12 year olds all like "hurrr 2spooky" play a real game like f.e.a.r.
User avatar #32 to #25 - albeit ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
F.E.A.R. is scary the first time through, but it is all scripted too much to have any real replay ability. Honestly, Slenderman could be made scary as **** if the right people worked on it. Like imagine if the guys that did Amnesia: The Dark Decent and Penumbra took on a Slender project.
#23 - Ricogator (08/17/2013) [-]
I like that in a barber...
#19 - lolfire (08/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Worst Hitman game they made tbh.    
No wonder they lost half their staff after it came out.    
   
Introducing a point system was just a stroke of absolute retardation.
Worst Hitman game they made tbh.
No wonder they lost half their staff after it came out.

Introducing a point system was just a stroke of absolute retardation.
User avatar #34 to #19 - teoberry (08/17/2013) [-]
The game was okay, the points were the only thing I didn't really like
#17 - Zaebos (08/17/2013) [-]
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#45 - thewitchking (08/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#54 to #45 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
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#69 - harrywarden ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Thank god it isn't a thing.
User avatar #58 - whypop ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
The second game would be absolutely horrible
#28 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (08/17/2013) [-]
where the **** can I pick up my copy?
User avatar #20 - moforsho (08/17/2013) [-]
10/10 would change pants after playing...
#12 - crazyeyedbioll ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
What slenderman does on spring break
What slenderman does on spring break
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