Some People. Are Dicks, We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't
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Some People

Are Dicks,

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in **** !

Tags: TAWP
A bus full of ugly people met after an accident;
all of them died. Before entering Heaven, they
each got one wish. The first said: "Make me
beautiful" and it happened. The rest followed
with the same wish. When it came to the last
person he was laughing. The voice asked him:
Why are you laughing? What is your wish? The
last person answered: make them all ugly
again!
ASSHOLES
They can ruin everything.
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Submitted: 08/16/2013
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#1 - fukkenchaos (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The lightbulb finally got it right
The lightbulb finally got it right
#7 - combatplatypus (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #4 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
Of course he ruined it. Not ONE of them thought to say "I wish we were all beautiful", so the others could wish for other things.

Selfish bastards...
User avatar #14 - atoaster (08/17/2013) [-]
They were all assholes. Imagine how much easier it could be if the first one said "Make us all beautiful"
#15 - pappathethird (08/17/2013) [-]
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#24 - TreesyDoesIt (08/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
if he is such an asshole how did he end up in heaven?
User avatar #29 - junkinator (08/17/2013) [-]
That all depends what heaven is. If everybody has their own individual heaven, mine is full of Kate Beckinsale. Im even Kate Beckinsale.

Kate Beckinsale.

Yes
#11 - ICEDgrunge (08/17/2013) [-]
AMERICA! 						****					 YEAH!
AMERICA! **** YEAH!
#31 - shrekdurself (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If I die and go to heaven and get one wish
My wish would be a threesome with Emma Watson and Emma Stone
legally
User avatar #10 - dickss (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why not just wish yourself back to life...
User avatar #16 to #10 - squeemonster (08/17/2013) [-]
To be ugly and made fun of once again? Why would someone want that?
User avatar #2 - demandsgayversion (08/17/2013) [-]
Alternate ending to Lost
User avatar #23 - loodee (08/17/2013) [-]
rly funy
User avatar #17 - randomwanker ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
nice description
User avatar #13 - crazyhindu (08/17/2013) [-]
I would've just wished for them to have taste buds in their assholes.
#3 - dylanweber ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
If the wish was to make them all ugly again, how do we not know they they stayed beautiful, but they looked ugly again in only the last man's eyes?
If the wish was to make them all ugly again, how do we not know they they stayed beautiful, but they looked ugly again in only the last man's eyes?
#22 - tieze (08/17/2013) [-]
that description seems so familiar. sounds a lot like vinnie jones in "Snatch" when he tells the 3 black guys to **** off.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/17/2013) [-]
Jenie: thx for helping me in return i give you one wish to share
John: ikd bill what should we wis..
Bill: i wish John had taste bud in his bumhole!!
John throws up*
#5 - darthsanti (08/17/2013) [-]
I knew it, but with a group of black slaves who wished to be white.
#18 - Spikeydeath (08/17/2013) [-]
i tell this joke as fat people
#12 - fellatio (08/17/2013) [-]
**fellatio rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Sister ** what i wish for
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