Some People. Are Dicks, We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't TAWP
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Some People. Are Dicks, We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't

Are Dicks,


We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!

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A bus full of ugly people met after an accident;
all of them died. Before entering Heaven, they
each got one wish. The first said: "Make me
beautiful" and it happened. The rest followed
with the same wish. When it came to the last
person he was laughing. The voice asked him:
Why are you laughing? What is your wish? The
last person answered: make them all ugly
again!
ASSHOLES
They can ruin everything.
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Views: 30795 Submitted: 08/16/2013
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - fukkenchaos
Reply +96 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
The lightbulb finally got it right
The lightbulb finally got it right
#33 to #1 - biembobo
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(08/17/2013) [-]
explain please
#8 to #1 - ganjalf
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(08/17/2013) [-]
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#20 to #1 - ebdac
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
I just got what the **** is LIGHTBULB...
I just got what the **** is LIGHTBULB...
User avatar #21 to #20 - deathofnight
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
what the hell is LIGHTBULB?
#35 to #21 - ebdac
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/19/2013) [-]
It's that little mother ****** under the picture in the description area!
It's that little mother ****** under the picture in the description area!
#9 to #1 - LiamNeeson
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(08/17/2013) [-]
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#7 - combatplatypus
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(08/17/2013) [-]
#19 to #7 - neokun
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
Well aren't you cynical.
Well aren't you cynical.
User avatar #4 - Nihatclodra
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
Of course he ruined it. Not ONE of them thought to say "I wish we were all beautiful", so the others could wish for other things.

Selfish bastards...
User avatar #14 - atoaster
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
They were all assholes. Imagine how much easier it could be if the first one said "Make us all beautiful"
#15 - pappathethird
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(08/17/2013) [-]
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#24 - TreesyDoesIt
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
if he is such an asshole how did he end up in heaven?
User avatar #27 to #24 - sirbutterballs
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
Maybe he was an asshole to assholes therefore being a double negative?
#28 to #24 - caramelfox
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
It's ridiculous how many people think hey can get away with being an asshole, and are still saved as long as they have accepted God.
User avatar #30 to #28 - nigalthornberry
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(08/17/2013) [-]
The only real way to get into heaven(if you believe it exists) is that if you dont be a dick in general
User avatar #25 to #24 - rollertoaster
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
Accepted Jesus as his Lord and savior
User avatar #29 - junkinator
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
That all depends what heaven is. If everybody has their own individual heaven, mine is full of Kate Beckinsale. Im even Kate Beckinsale.

Kate Beckinsale.

Yes
#11 - ICEDgrunge
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
AMERICA! **** YEAH!
AMERICA! **** YEAH!
User avatar #10 - dickss
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
why not just wish yourself back to life...
User avatar #16 to #10 - squeemonster
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
To be ugly and made fun of once again? Why would someone want that?
User avatar #2 - demandsgayversion
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/17/2013) [-]
Alternate ending to Lost