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Are Dicks,
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an ******* . Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ...more »
Are Dicks,
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an ******* . Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** ******** : ******** that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with ******** their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a ***** to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become ******** themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this ******* , we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in **** !
Tags: TAWP
A bus full of ugly people met after an accident;
all of them died. Before entering Heaven, they
each got one wish. The first said: "Make me
beautiful" and it happened. The rest followed
with the same wish. When it came to the last
person he was laughing. The voice asked him:
Why are you laughing? What is your wish? The
last person answered: make them all ugly
again!
********
They can ruin everything.
all of them died. Before entering Heaven, they
each got one wish. The first said: "Make me
beautiful" and it happened. The rest followed
with the same wish. When it came to the last
person he was laughing. The voice asked him:
Why are you laughing? What is your wish? The
last person answered: make them all ugly
again!
********
They can ruin everything.
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#4
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Nihatclodra (08/17/2013) [-] Of course he ruined it. Not ONE of them thought to say "I wish we were all beautiful", so the others could wish for other things.
Selfish bastards...
Selfish bastards...
#14
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atoaster (08/17/2013) [-] They were all ******** . Imagine how much easier it could be if the first one said "Make us all beautiful"
#28 to #24
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caramelfox (08/17/2013) [-] It's ridiculous how many people think hey can get away with being an ******* , and are still saved as long as they have accepted God.
#29
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junkinator (08/17/2013) [-] That all depends what heaven is. If everybody has their own individual heaven, mine is full of Kate Beckinsale. Im even Kate Beckinsale.
Kate Beckinsale.
Yes
Kate Beckinsale.
Yes
#31
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shrekdurself (08/17/2013) [-]
If I die and go to heaven and get one wish
My wish would be a threesome with Emma Watson and Emma Stone
legally
My wish would be a threesome with Emma Watson and Emma Stone
legally
#3
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dylanweber (08/17/2013) [-] If the wish was to make them all ugly again, how do we not know they they stayed beautiful, but they looked ugly again in only the last man's eyes?
#5
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darthsanti ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-] I knew it, but with a group of black slaves who wished to be white.
#26
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phoenixtc (08/17/2013) [-] **phoenixtc rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at 4.5 Trillion Dollars ** my wish
#13
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crazyhindu (08/17/2013) [-] I would've just wished for them to have taste buds in their ******** .
#12
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fellatio (08/17/2013) [-] ** ******** rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Sister ** what i wish for
