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Birthday Milestones

birthday milestones
Old enough to drive
thi enough to vote
Old enough to drink alcohol
25: Old enough to rent a car
30: Old enough to begin dreading your birthday
35: Old enough to not understand the
references on Saturday Night Live
40: Old enough to complain about
kids these days''
50: Old enough to say, 'T' m getting too old
for this shit"
65: oid enough to demand a discount at
movie theaters
75: Old enough to eat at a restaurant
alone and be considered "adorable"
85: Old enough to poop your pants and
have it be socially acceptable
Old enough to yell, "ECAUSE IN OLD!"
as a valid excuse to do anything
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Submitted: 08/15/2013
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User avatar #2 - swiftarrow (08/15/2013) [+] (40 replies)
I'm already complaining about kids these days and i'm not even 25....
User avatar #3 to #2 - aahrg (08/15/2013) [-]
i'm already complaining about kids these days and i'm not even 16.


we really do suck.
#14 - apylon (08/16/2013) [+] (28 replies)
meanwhile in canada i am drinking and voting at age 18.
meanwhile in canada i am drinking and voting at age 18.
User avatar #16 to #14 - bensho (08/16/2013) [-]
*meanwhile in virtually everywhere but the U.S.
#8 - shawzy (08/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
This took me far too long to make.
#62 - bounod (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
18: Old enough to be sent to war
"21: Old enough to drink alcohol"

Oh 'Murica you amuse me. I can just imagine a soldier who returns from killing people to hear that he is not old enough to buy alcohol in a country that he fought for...
User avatar #40 - jajathezombie (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> Be me, about a year ago, working a hostess job at a restaurant
> Complimentary mints sitting out at hostess stand
> People usually take a handful, don't really care
> Impossibly old woman comes walking out
> How the fuck did I not see this mummified corpse walk in
> Wearing a big trenchcoat with loads of pockets
> Sees mints, starts grabbing handfuls and stuffing pockets
> I'm just chilling, again I don't care how many shitty mints customers take
> Basket empty
> King tut looks at me
> "You need more mints"
> Get the box we keep under the hostess stand and refill the basket
> Nosferatu grabs the whole basket this time and dumps it into her purse
> Gives me the hardest, squinty-eyed Clint Eastwood look
> "I'm 94 years old. I can do whatever the fuck I want."
> Well sweet damn lady, with that attitude, yes you can
#186 - arnoldbusk (08/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
America, where you have to be 21 to drink a beer, but kids are allowed to drive cars
#230 - toureecrensey (08/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
7-12: Old enough to fuck your mom

#172 - baconslapped (08/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can drink - Any age
Can smoke - Any age
Can drive - 14
Complain your too old - 16

Shqiptare?
User avatar #187 to #172 - cheatmasterjunk (08/16/2013) [-]
Is that because the life expectancy in your country is 18?
#169 - irishpunker (08/16/2013) [+] (10 replies)
16: Old enough to marry   
17: Old enough to have sex   
18: Old enough to buy porn   
   
Ireland's a strange country to live in
16: Old enough to marry
17: Old enough to have sex
18: Old enough to buy porn

Ireland's a strange country to live in
#103 - arstya (08/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I already dread my birthday.   
   
Oh boy, that special time of year where I get to sit there awkwardly while people congratulate me on something pointless? Can't wait.
I already dread my birthday.

Oh boy, that special time of year where I get to sit there awkwardly while people congratulate me on something pointless? Can't wait.
#201 - hydromatic (08/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#176 - anonymous (08/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
meanwhile in france i can drink drive and vote (not at the same time) at 18.
User avatar #21 - curtkobain (08/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
what about 17? Old enough to buy an M rated game without having to bug mom to come with you to purchase it.
#191 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I complain about kids these days and I'm 20.
#83 - inkizzableman (08/16/2013) [-]
5: Old enough to fuck
User avatar #1 - badgertime (08/15/2013) [-]
you fuckin kids better stay off my yard.
#229 - twofreegerbils (08/16/2013) [-]
This honest to god looks like shit I see my aunt share on facebook.
User avatar #71 - snakefire (08/16/2013) [-]
It seems like most of the people on this site are 40 then.
#133 - theguggy (08/16/2013) [-]
16 old enough to drink
18 old enough to legally get weed
#26 - suagrshayne (08/16/2013) [-]
Im 21 and I complain about kids these days
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