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#3 - thechosentroll (08/15/2013) [-]
Reminds me of dwarf fortress. I've killed so many goblins that my dwarves are erecting statues of local heroes slaying goblins. Also, they made a couple of Fluffy - the minotaur I captured and use as a goblin disposal machine.
User avatar #113 to #3 - originialname (08/16/2013) [-]
what is this game you speak of
User avatar #120 to #113 - brutalfistfuck (08/16/2013) [-]
Dwarf Fortress is a free online game. The gameplay is constructed entirely out of keyboard characters. The game was actually recently inducted into the Museum of Modern Art.
User avatar #114 to #113 - deadrifler (08/16/2013) [-]
Since you can't read the first sentence, it is Boku No Pico.
#115 to #114 - originialname (08/16/2013) [-]
**originialname rolled a random image posted in comment #4259392 at Click an item and pick it up ** whoops, and nice try man, nice try
User avatar #116 to #115 - deadrifler (08/16/2013) [-]
Heads up, that game can be beyond hard.
User avatar #117 to #116 - originialname (08/16/2013) [-]
is it a flash game or its own client thing
#79 to #3 - doubledisme (08/16/2013) [-]
in adventure mode I've done 6 quests which include
killing a vampire (no cult that followed him)
killing a werebeast (protip kill them in the sunlight becuse they are just regular farmers)
killing a clan of bandits (get good Iron Armor)
killing a tribe of outsiders (easy)
killing a band of goblins (hard as **** get as many crossbowmen you can find)
and a dark troll
some tips if you die open task manager and slam down end task so that you can load the save again
I prefer a iron two-handed sword for decapitations and spilling guts
if the attack zone has a ! on it it means you can to a move there that has way more chance to hit
any ways I got corvo (the dude I was) to retire
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#126 to #8 - hodhandr (08/16/2013) [-]
I usually just plant it in a mountain or in the ground. One entrance with a castle around it. Oh, and the castle has craptons of traps and the only way to get on the wall is through the corridor.
Which I by the way set up a flooding trap in.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thechosentroll (08/15/2013) [-]
I usually don't get an army. Just a metric ******* of traps. It's the only way to deal with the little green bastards further down the line when they send in more soldiers than you have civilians.
User avatar #73 to #9 - victoronefourtwo (08/16/2013) [-]
Just make a really long line of bridges. Open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close. Look you just killed an entire siege. Anyways, there aren't that enemies with the TRAPAVOID trait, but the ones that do will destroy your entire fort.
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User avatar #12 to #11 - thechosentroll (08/15/2013) [-]
I still wonder if you could somehow mod those into the game. Not so much robots as simply turning dwarves into golems like in Dragon Age.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - ekseevi **User deleted account** (08/15/2013) [-]
That game is so addictive :/
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