Dipshit humans. Not mine.. Know tiller' !aiaiai' FAL." ABOUT KILLING Pd! fantasy humans elves dorfs
Upload
Login or register
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (135)
[ 135 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
asd
User avatar #5 - kyfvini
Reply +58 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
Looks a lot like LoTR to me
User avatar #10 to #5 - myaccountisnew
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
I could be wrong, but I don't remember a Dwarf named Khal in LoTR.
User avatar #14 to #10 - charlesengine
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
I think he just meant, a man, a dwarf, and an Elf. Not literally.
User avatar #23 to #14 - organiclead
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
You mean half the fantasy stories out there?

Actually it's not that common in actual fantasy lit but it is in tabletop games and games based on tabletop games.
#32 to #23 - anon id: f3ef030b
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
Tell us another fantasy story involving a human, elf and dwarf trio.
User avatar #33 to #32 - organiclead
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
Just the three, or an accompanying fellowship?
User avatar #15 to #14 - kyfvini
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
yeah, this
#17 to #15 - myaccountisnew
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
Oh, alright. Anyone want some Khorne?
User avatar #30 to #17 - fhonax
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
BLOOD FOR ...Um...Jim? Sorry I'm new to this 'Legion" thing
User avatar #16 to #10 - anotherhaloguy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
.......There's a lot of Dwarfs in Tolkiens world
#29 to #5 - lolelephant
Reply +271 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
I thought it was "Two and a half men"
#97 to #29 - lolelephant
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Two and the Half Man.
User avatar #95 to #29 - matoob
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
"Two and a half races"
#46 to #29 - anon id: 62b9bb36
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Yes.

Just yes.
User avatar #108 to #29 - zwaxor
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
It's funny because Legolas is a transsexual.
#81 to #29 - lyokomaster
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
You remember the Family Guy moment with the show being filmed in front of a live ostrich? That is what this comment was to me.
You remember the Family Guy moment with the show being filmed in front of a live ostrich? That is what this comment was to me.
#42 - thahobomaster
Reply +63 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #52 to #42 - chiefhuskey
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
So many Native American references made today.
User avatar #127 to #42 - thornberry
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Said every race ever
#3 - thechosentroll
Reply +28 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
Reminds me of dwarf fortress. I've killed so many goblins that my dwarves are erecting statues of local heroes slaying goblins. Also, they made a couple of Fluffy - the minotaur I captured and use as a goblin disposal machine.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ekseevi **User deleted account**
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
That game is so addictive :/
#8 to #3 - seelcudoom
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - thechosentroll
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
I usually don't get an army. Just a metric ******* of traps. It's the only way to deal with the little green bastards further down the line when they send in more soldiers than you have civilians.
User avatar #73 to #9 - victoronefourtwo
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Just make a really long line of bridges. Open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close. Look you just killed an entire siege. Anyways, there aren't that enemies with the TRAPAVOID trait, but the ones that do will destroy your entire fort.
#11 to #9 - seelcudoom
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - thechosentroll
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
I still wonder if you could somehow mod those into the game. Not so much robots as simply turning dwarves into golems like in Dragon Age.
#13 to #12 - seelcudoom
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#126 to #8 - hodhandr
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
I usually just plant it in a mountain or in the ground. One entrance with a castle around it. Oh, and the castle has craptons of traps and the only way to get on the wall is through the corridor.
Which I by the way set up a flooding trap in.
#79 to #3 - doubledisme
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
in adventure mode I've done 6 quests which include
killing a vampire (no cult that followed him)
killing a werebeast (protip kill them in the sunlight becuse they are just regular farmers)
killing a clan of bandits (get good Iron Armor)
killing a tribe of outsiders (easy)
killing a band of goblins (hard as **** get as many crossbowmen you can find)
and a dark troll
some tips if you die open task manager and slam down end task so that you can load the save again
I prefer a iron two-handed sword for decapitations and spilling guts
if the attack zone has a ! on it it means you can to a move there that has way more chance to hit
any ways I got corvo (the dude I was) to retire
User avatar #113 to #3 - originialname
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
what is this game you speak of
User avatar #120 to #113 - brutalfistfuck
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Dwarf Fortress is a free online game. The gameplay is constructed entirely out of keyboard characters. The game was actually recently inducted into the Museum of Modern Art.
User avatar #114 to #113 - deadrifler
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Since you can't read the first sentence, it is Boku No Pico.
#115 to #114 - originialname
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
**originialname rolled a random image posted in comment #4259392 at Click an item and pick it up ** whoops, and nice try man, nice try
User avatar #116 to #115 - deadrifler
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Heads up, that game can be beyond hard.
User avatar #117 to #116 - originialname
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
is it a flash game or its own client thing
User avatar #119 to #117 - deadrifler
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - psykobear
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
I thought most Dwarf songs were about digging holes... Minecraft - ♪ Dwarf Hole (Diggy Diggy Hole) Fan Song and Animation
User avatar #49 to #39 - asimplepotato
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Depends on the type of dwarf / Which fantasy world they come from.
#102 - midnightflower
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - myaccountisnew
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
Cool. What's it from?
User avatar #2 to #1 - asthmetheus
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
I second this.
User avatar #7 to #1 - zaywoot
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
third
User avatar #18 to #1 - organiclead
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
The 2010 Dungeons and Dragons comic.
User avatar #19 to #18 - myaccountisnew
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
Cool. Thank you mysterious stranger.
#20 to #19 - organiclead
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
Always happy to help out a fellow tabletop player.
User avatar #21 to #20 - myaccountisnew
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
I actually don't play table top games. Always wanted to try it, though.
User avatar #22 to #21 - organiclead
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
Sorry, got a bit thrown off to your homage to Khorne below.
User avatar #24 to #22 - myaccountisnew
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
No idea who he is, just remembered the name from when I got the picture off a comment last week. Had no idea it was relevant, actually. That was a failed attempt at a Khorne/corn joke.
#26 to #24 - organiclead
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
He's the Chaos god of battle, skulls and killing things. Which is oddly related to this content...
User avatar #45 - spawnconnery
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Korpiklaani -  Wooden Pints I feel this song accurately represents Dwarves.
#104 to #45 - moevleboevle
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
yes! thank you! I have been searching for this!
User avatar #105 to #45 - latinotornado
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
what the **** kind of metal was that?
User avatar #128 to #105 - deadadventurer
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Finnish folk metal.
User avatar #51 to #45 - speedysteve
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Or vodka, or wooden pints, or any of their songs, because they're all about booze.
User avatar #56 to #51 - spawnconnery
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Very true, very true.
#54 to #45 - kensislayer
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
that was so terrible...
that was so terrible...
User avatar #55 to #54 - spawnconnery
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Well what kind of music do you listen to, all glorified wise one?
#57 to #55 - kensislayer
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Well if you want something in the same genre ballpark try rhapsody of fire they are pretty great also Steam powered giraffe or lyndsey stirling. Im not here to tread on what you like if you enjoy it then by all means
#87 to #57 - zarallyn
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
I like a good Blind Guardian every now and again
#92 to #87 - kensislayer
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
#93 to #92 - zarallyn
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #78 to #57 - spawnconnery
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Okay sorry, you sounded a bit pretentious in your previous comment. I enjoy a good Stirling video myself, she's quite talented. Steam Powered Giraffe is pretty good too. And of course Dark Souls is always awesome.
#91 to #78 - kensislayer
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
I am very opinionated when it comes to music and i have to constantly remind myself that my music isnt best for everybody and that everyone has tastes and they can enjoy whatever...unless its nickleback, it can never be nickleback but ill give the with trees a listen too just in case
I am very opinionated when it comes to music and i have to constantly remind myself that my music isnt best for everybody and that everyone has tastes and they can enjoy whatever...unless its nickleback, it can never be nickleback but ill give the with trees a listen too just in case
User avatar #134 to #91 - spawnconnery
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Never go full Nickelback...
User avatar #77 to #57 - murgul
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Korpliklaani is more on the simple side of this genre, but songs like With Trees show what they can really do, not only happy songs about drunken dwarfs.
Korpiklaani - With Trees
User avatar #89 to #77 - hammarhead
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
that was happy?
User avatar #125 to #57 - organiclead
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Has anyone ever told you you have great taste in music?
#135 to #125 - kensislayer
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Not really rhapsody of fire either people dont know about them or its not their genre and everyone loves SPG im gonna get to see/hug them again
#107 to #45 - anoyingmos
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
aaaww yees
aaaww yees
User avatar #59 - Pestilence
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
I love being a metalhead.

Dragonland - Through Elven Woods and Dwarven Mines
#75 to #59 - anon id: ed41849a
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Power-metal is best metal.
#64 to #59 - Sabre
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Some ****** thumbed you down for this. Did my best to correct that. **** someone up in your next pit for me.
#65 to #64 - Pestilence
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #60 to #59 - Pestilence
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
P.S.

Lyrics:

Through dwarven mines I lead an invincible army
Across Dragonland our warcries will be heard

As we journey inward heading for the home of the elves
A forest of magic a place of tranquil glades

Through elven woods nothing can stop us now
Across Dragonland we shall carry on

Axe wielding berserkers, the dwarves' might will serve the light
Arrowpoints of Mithril, elven scouts always hitting thei prey
Axe wielding berserkers, the dwarves' might will serve the light
Arrowpoints of Mithril, elven scouts always hitting thei prey
#88 - GuardianofzeBlind
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
ELVES N' ****!!
#112 to #88 - jimmiesoperator
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
The first track is heavy as all ****.
User avatar #118 to #88 - deadrifler
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
**** YEAH, Blind Guardian. Skalds and Shadows actually got to in that horrible Uwe Boll film, In The Name Of the King.
#31 - drunkzoomonkey
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(08/15/2013) [-]
**drunkzoomonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #3320362 at Friendly ** **** you
#43 to #31 - ryuryu
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
I won't **** you but I'll **** that.
#48 to #31 - anon id: c7a64d1b
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
Dat head size.
User avatar #35 to #31 - brokenhalf
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(08/16/2013) [-]
ok