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Submitted: 08/15/2013
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#30 - morkoelorko (08/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't seed my torrents
I don't seed my torrents
User avatar #17 - vanillyguy ONLINE (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> be 16
> sleepover at friends house
> his mom came home drunk
> friend asleep
> going to toilet
> his mom ran through the door while I was pissing
> dragged me over to bedroom
> virginity status broken
User avatar #4 - rabaneristo (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I pee in the sink.
User avatar #111 - lyder (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 15 (which is now)
>Highschool Freshy
>Very Catholic girl in my class
>She sneezes
>Before anyone can say anything I say
>"Nothing happens when you die"
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#46 - rambomanthree (08/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>I steal
>im bi (jesusfags say fags go to hell)
>When i was a kid i used to beat the **** out of my cat and put him in the dryer and turn it on and **** ... because the admin cat always shat on my carpet
User avatar #52 to #46 - smittywrbmnjnsn (08/15/2013) [-]
You're a little piece of **** .
#12 - deathklokiller (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i dont tell people why im going to hell ill tell you there.
i dont tell people why im going to hell ill tell you there.
User avatar #29 - sirhyden (08/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Because this.
<Have a flock of Geese
<Dirty Rotten horrible Vicious Bastards
<Mother Father and 6 children
<Father(Bastard) walks around honking
<Way he does it, it sounds more like screaming
<Attacks dogs, Ducks Chickens because they happen to be in the way
<Honks whenever I'm around as I'm the only one who can catch him
<Bastard Goose attacks our Old Blind and deaf terrier, nearly kills her.
<You done ****** up boy
<Wait till christmas
<All his children are killed for Christmas, given out to family friends for christmas dinner
<They are all hanging up from the rafters of the shed
<Grab Bastard Goose, Kick Mother Goose around with him in my arms
<He's Honking and furious at me
<Walk him slowly into shed
<He sees his children
<Plucked and hanging upsidedown
<Mouths agape and eyes open, filled with black deadness
<He Screams even louder
<I cakled insanely
<I Punch him in his bastard face and hammerthrow him over the fence to his bitch
< **** YOU BASTARD GOOSE
User avatar #58 - profflippystix (08/16/2013) [-]
i voted for obama
User avatar #133 - kevinipples (08/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I TOOK THE TAG OFF MY MATTRESS
User avatar #59 - shadowstepone (08/16/2013) [+] (18 replies)
i once drove a girl to suicide, and for longer than i care to admit i was happy about it.
#129 - Wumbologist (08/16/2013) [-]
>out at dinner with me, my brother and parents
>reach lull in conversation
>brother tries to change subject
>"Did you know that if you ever lay eyes on a moose, you have a 50/50 chance of living or dying?"
>mom replies
>"My brother Billy once saw a moose hiking in Canada and he lived"
>her expression becomes sorrowful
>"Not for long, anyway"
>mom gets noticably feely, remembering that my uncle Billy died in a car crash
>dad puts arm around her
>moment of silence
>try to break the ice
>"Maybe the moose was driving the car?"
>dad gives me deathglare
>bro gives me deathglare
>mom starts crying
#125 - ironlak (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
convinced a guy we all hated to launch a modified firework from his ass , he pushed it in  too deep and it then exploded
convinced a guy we all hated to launch a modified firework from his ass , he pushed it in too deep and it then exploded
#122 - vexeranhd (08/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
&gt;laughed at multiple mentally challenged kids on internet   
&gt;smoked a bible   
&gt;used a bible as tissues for both snot and jizz   
&gt;stolen a few hundred things in my life time   
&gt;sex before marriage (don't even care about marriage personally)   
&gt;i fap   
&gt;think god is stupid and prefer (but don't believe) greek mythology as a religion compared to christianity    
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>laughed at multiple mentally challenged kids on internet
>smoked a bible
>used a bible as tissues for both snot and jizz
>stolen a few hundred things in my life time
>sex before marriage (don't even care about marriage personally)
>i fap
>think god is stupid and prefer (but don't believe) greek mythology as a religion compared to christianity
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#41 - ataeru (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm going to hell, cause people patrolling downtown shove a pamphlet onto me, telling me I was.
#6 - someoneforamoment (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I consider the Holy Bible to be obsolete, and not completely relevant to current society.
User avatar #74 - neonnurse (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm going to hell because............. I STOLE A BALOON!
#99 to #74 - mrcallahan (08/16/2013) [-]
Yea.... ON FREE BALLOON DAY!
#50 - profflippystix (08/15/2013) [-]
one time i dropped a wrapper in my next door neighbors yard and didnt pick it up.
one time i dropped a wrapper in my next door neighbors yard and didnt pick it up.
#35 - YourAnalProbe (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I laughed at this
No other black comedy has ever made me feel more guilty
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