Gurkha's are notorious badasses. . A Gurkha Soldier of the Indian Army single handedly fought off 40 armed bandits with his knife killing 3 and injuring to save
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Gurkha's are notorious badasses

A Gurkha Soldier of the Indian Army single handedly
fought off 40 armed bandits with his knife killing
3 and injuring to save a girl from getting
raped during a train robbery in India
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Submitted: 08/15/2013
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#12 - CIS White Male (08/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
40 armed bandits in India is the same as 2 armed bandits in the U.S.
#13 to #12 - oceanmist ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah those extra arms don't help them out much
I'm going to hell
#15 - dubator ONLINE (08/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#45 - CIS White Male (08/15/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Isn't a rape better than 3 deaths?
#46 to #45 - paulsvk (08/15/2013) [-]
#22 - CactusFantastico (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So Indian movies aren't just making 						****					 up?
So Indian movies aren't just making **** up?
#98 - CIS White Male (08/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
He stopped the rape train
#128 - snakefire (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A 40 armed bandit? The dude was stabbing octopus people on the scene of a hentai obviously.
User avatar #6 - manbearpiglet ONLINE (08/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In 1994, right at the beginning of his run as Walker, Texas Ranger, Norris was, and still is, living in Dallas, Texas, where the show was filmed. One day he was walking down the street by himself, no entourage, no fans following him, no bodyguards, not even his wife. He turned a commercial block in the downtown skyscraper area and saw two men a little bigger than him coming straight for him from the other end of the block.

They were staring right at him, and he figured they wanted autographs, which he enjoys signing. So he walked up to them and stopped with a smile, whereupon they stood in front of him, whipped out a couple of large pocketknives, and one of them demanded, “Give me your wallet, Chuck! Give it here!”

Norris actually opened his mouth wide and then asked, “Are you insane!?”

“No! We know who you are! And we know you got a lot of money! Now give it up, or you’re dead!”

Now before we go further, let us just go over a few of the particulars. All jokes aside, Chuck Norris truly does have the following black belts: 1st degree in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 8th Degree Grandmaster in Tae Kwon Do, 9th degree in Jeet Kune Do under Bruce Lee and Lee’s best student, Dan Inosanto, 10th degree in ***** Ryu Karate, 10th degree in Tang Soo Do, 11th degree in Chun Kuk Do.

Granted, the last art is his own concoction, a hybrid of all the best moves he has learned over the years, all blended for both self-defense and competition, and you are only allowed a 10th degree or better in anything when you found your own dojo. But suffice to say, the muggers didn’t even use guns. From a hundred feet away. They used knives within arm’s reach. What happened next was rather anti-climactic.
User avatar #7 to #6 - manbearpiglet ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]

The police arrived about 4 minutes later, 3 officers in two cars, and were greeted by the scene of two men with SEVERELY broken arms (the bones had gone through the skin) sitting on the curb, two bloody knives in the gutter, and Chuck Norris, the Almighty Himself, leaning against the wall, wearing his beard, jeans, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat….he shrugged at them. The police started laughing so hard that they bent over, holding their sides, unable to put the handcuffs on the muggers. One of them managed to ask, “Did you not know who he was?!”

One of them said, “Yeah, we knew who he was! We figured all that stuff on TV was fake!”
#124 - iloverapingmen (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I guess he...   
...put the brakes on the rape train
I guess he...

...put the brakes on the rape train
#68 - pooding (08/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
...He then proceeded to rape the girl himself ...
#1 - freedomreturns (08/15/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Ever see the knife they used?
User avatar #32 - Mojake (08/15/2013) [-]
Gurkha Story: (My granddad's uncle was one)

In WW2, the pilot of his plane was going to drop them in a forest to fight the enemy (I don't know the details), when the captain asked if they were ready to jump out; the Gurkha leader said "Can you fly lower so we have the trees to break our fall?"

The crazy bastards were prepared to jump out without parachutes.

The captain laughed and told them they would have parachutes.
#137 - SuperSixONE (08/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
In WWII a U.S. Soldier named Thomas Baker had been shot, and his squad/platoon (I can't quite recall which it was) had to keep moving, and he was slowing them down, so he told them to leave him by a tree with only his pistol and 8 rounds, and retrieve his body when they retrieve the position. Once they came back, they found his body next to his now empty pistol, next to 8 dead Japanese Soldiers. He got the Medal of Honor.
#152 - frodofappins (08/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yeh...his 'knife'

have you seen a Gurkha Kukri?
User avatar #79 - techjoker (08/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Why the **** would 40 bandits rape a single girl.HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
User avatar #42 - archangel (08/15/2013) [-]
they are some the most fear inducing specialist units in the british army like the time in world war two when the enemy killed a single gurkha when scouting for a british platoon. this shocked the rest of the unit . the rest of the gurkhas got together and when the platoon set up camp for the night the gurkha disappeared. when the platoon carried on that morning they came across a enemy camp sitting a resting and enjoying a meal. relaxing playing You need to login to view this link they got closer ,every one of the soldiers were dead had their throats slit each died where they were they sat, stood or lay there was no slumping ,no signs of defence they found at least three other camps like this where there was no signs of fight. They should be respected as soldier and feared as adversaries.
User avatar #139 - bighairyfart (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There ARE brakes on the rape train.
#134 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/15/2013) [-]
#100 - baconslapped (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Description ** MFW almost raped
User avatar #110 to #100 - jewishcommunazi (08/15/2013) [-]
I feel like my avatar is very fitting right now.
User avatar #101 - phudgepacker (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What the **** is indias deal with raping women on public transportation
#119 to #101 - captnpl (08/15/2013) [-]
They just sort-of pile on each other, I wouldn't be surprised if most of the rape was an accident.
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