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User avatar #1 - strangemoo ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
On that first one, but that means a BLU spy is in the base!
#20 - pollepolle (08/15/2013) [-]
Feeling like you have a cold or flu coming on?

Rinse your ears with hydrogen peroxide 3% solution (10-15 mins in each ear), and you'll avoid getting sick in 80% of cases. This is due to the fact that most bacteria enter your body through the ears. You gotta do it as soon as you notice the first symptoms, though, so the bacteria doesn't get into your system.

Google it if you're sceptic. I've been doing this for the past year and haven't gotten any flus or colds that lasted any more than half a day (with only the preliminary symptoms).
#8 - gerbetz (08/15/2013) [-]
Sweet baby Jebus, this made my day.
#4 - datfozzy (08/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
1. It's name is actual advice mallard
2. It's a repost, I saved this months ago
User avatar #7 to #4 - knackie (08/15/2013) [-]
****** , nobody cares if its a repost.
User avatar #2 - ajperry (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Banana's are ******* disgusting
#19 to #2 - pollepolle (08/15/2013) [-]
Totally agreed. The phallic shape doesn't help either
User avatar #24 - madioliver (08/15/2013) [-]
You shouldn't do the second one, while it might be quite romantic, bread is actually pretty bad for ducks.
#23 - Common Pepe (08/15/2013) [-]
All the comments are about blue pens and **** . Does anyone have any experience with the citronella stuff? does that **** work?
#21 - faroeseguy (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that one with the "going to the park with bread" is that serious, or just a joke, seeing as it is a duck giving the advice?
User avatar #17 - leglesslegolegolas (08/15/2013) [-]
The only way I would go without a condom is if both I and my partner are 100% clean from a recent test.
#16 - adu (08/15/2013) [-]
The first one...
The first one...
User avatar #15 - originalanonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
I always steal red pens
#9 - AnonymousDonor (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ugh i wouldnt steal a blue pen either

**** you and your blue ink i cant stand it
but i hate seeing blue ink it kills my OCD
#5 - mrvoodoo (08/15/2013) [-]
Everyone steals the red.
User avatar #3 - CatHatMan (08/15/2013) [-]
did that last one with an mp3 player once because i lost the receipt for the one i had and couldn't return it.
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