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Black people

well. it that alack
neville have aound vet
something else to he hissed
about
A alack Mn!
this would he Sheila
Jackson lee. democrat of
Houston l
complained that the names
of hurricanes are all
caucasian sounding names.
She would ureter some
names that reelect
culture
such as chamiqua. Tanisha.
Shauntal. and
Jamal.
She would also like the
weather reports to he
broadcast in ''language'' that
street motile can
understand bceause one of
the problems that hallowed
in New Orleans was that
alack neon's couldn' t
understand the seriousness
of the situation. due to the
racially hissed language of
the wearier dellort.
I guess it the weather
Gleason salts that the winds
are going to hloy at
MPH. that' s too hard to
understand!
I can hear it now:
A weatherman in New
Orleans salts...
wazzoo. !
chamiqua he
headin' ' do ass like reroll
on a crotch rocket! Bitch he
a category ftt' l so turn off
dem chitlins. gran no
chirren. leave no em. and
head ' tie nearest limit
timeto to' our Hill **** !
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#30 - ajweston (08/14/2013) [-]
140 mph winds translated.
#176 to #30 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (08/14/2013) [-]
Thanks, Ollie.
User avatar #12 - cozer (08/14/2013) [-]
If someone is too stupid to understand what what a hurricane is then that's just natural selection at work.
#222 to #12 - John Cena (08/15/2013) [-]
you are smart
User avatar #293 to #12 - threeeighteen (08/15/2013) [-]
But dat bee raycist!!!
User avatar #371 to #12 - nockae ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if some ****** lawyer tried to sue the hurricane for a hate crime.
#235 to #12 - John Cena (08/15/2013) [-]
I've always liked the idea of removing all the warning labels from various things such as Rat poison, Bleach, Things like "warning, may contain peanuts" on a peanut bag....
User avatar #259 to #235 - zorororonoa (08/15/2013) [-]
I somewhat agree but the reasons companies do that is to cover their own ass. Some people now a days will hurt themselves on purpose to be able to sue someone.
#41 - aTastyCooky (08/14/2013) [-]
I don't understand the term "african-americans". I feel like it's a pussy way of being extra nice. Why can't we just be equal? It's not like you go to norway and encounter an African-Norwegian. They're just black. **** everyone
#54 to #41 - John Cena (08/14/2013) [-]
Because not all African Americans are actually "black". Just like not all European Americans are "white".
User avatar #55 to #54 - aTastyCooky (08/14/2013) [-]
They are black. Regardless of where they are from. People don't call me a "Caucasian-Hungarian" or my friend a "English-American." They call us white.
User avatar #237 to #55 - DJstar (08/15/2013) [-]
well i was talking to some some Australian kid once, and got really peeved off when i called him white. because apperently only Americans call each other white and that's grouping everyone together and he wants to be called by what he truly is.
User avatar #68 to #55 - christmouth ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Aren't the Americans who are descended from the people in Britian, who immigrated to America called Anglo-americans?
User avatar #71 to #68 - aTastyCooky (08/14/2013) [-]
I guess, but if you want to get into depth, Britons sailed from northern Europe to What is now "Great Britain". The Anglo-Saxons already inhabited this area. And "Francs", the people who created the Kingdom of France hailed from present day Germany. People need to realize it really doesn't matter where you come from. It's where you are.
User avatar #76 to #71 - christmouth ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Or rather "Who you are", I don't mind that people take pride in their heritage, but it shouldn't make them feel superior to another one.
#153 to #41 - asimplepotato (08/14/2013) [-]
That. African American is actually more racist then black, why?   
   
Well basicly, every single black person, no matter where they come from is an African American according to the Americans.   
   
And how about the black people in Africa? Well ofc they are Africans, but what about the white Africans then? They would also be African, so to seperate them, would one be African African and other African or would one be African and the other white?   
   
Black and white shows that they are both equal, with no special treatment based on their skin colour.   
   
 ...or that's just my opinion, but anyway, i am highly against the word: African  American
That. African American is actually more racist then black, why?

Well basicly, every single black person, no matter where they come from is an African American according to the Americans.

And how about the black people in Africa? Well ofc they are Africans, but what about the white Africans then? They would also be African, so to seperate them, would one be African African and other African or would one be African and the other white?

Black and white shows that they are both equal, with no special treatment based on their skin colour.

...or that's just my opinion, but anyway, i am highly against the word: African American
User avatar #217 to #41 - rabbitfood (08/15/2013) [-]
I don't think African Americans actually exist except for the people who came from Africa and are now Americans
User avatar #338 to #41 - iridium (08/15/2013) [-]
Exactly.

First of all, African? What about Black Brazilians, Samoans, Caribbean people, Indians, Australians and so on?

Second of all, there are a lot of white South Africans, Tunisians, Namibians, Swazilanders, and many other African countries, who were born and raised there. Do you want to say they're not African because their skin is white? And I'm not just talking about Albinos.

Third of all, Americans? What about Black people in Europe, Canada, Mexico, South America, Asia...Are they American too?

Been saying this for years. I'm quite glad no Black person has ever got offended at me calling them black.



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#56 to #41 - John Cena (08/14/2013) [-]
african americans is a **** way to say it anyways. The heritage to africa is ancient. Just be americans, besides which, lots of people from haiti and jamaica and all that. Not african.
User avatar #57 to #56 - aTastyCooky (08/14/2013) [-]
exactly. I've always respected a friend of mine because people would always ask him, "So wut r u lik korean or chinese or filipeno" and he would always calm and collectively say, "Dude I'm American"
User avatar #25 - peggscott (08/14/2013) [-]
They start getting black names and people will complain about them being racist for comparing them to something so destructive and costly.
The start doing 'street talk' on the news and they will complain about the white people degrading them by thinking they are not smart enough for normal, socially acceptable english.
#1 - ragingcacti (08/14/2013) [-]
I remember when this was relevant.
I remember when this was relevant.
#136 to #3 - Nigger (08/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #10 to #3 - hankmccoy (08/14/2013) [-]
...in a ********* way
User avatar #137 to #3 - akabei (08/14/2013) [-]
Is that Lil' Wayne's new album?
#118 - doesthislookunsure (08/14/2013) [-]
we need a hurricane named Zimmerman, and a piece of land named Tyrone
we need a hurricane named Zimmerman, and a piece of land named Tyrone
User avatar #127 to #118 - gramernazi (08/14/2013) [-]
Do you mean "Trayvon"?
User avatar #130 to #127 - thunderkrux (08/14/2013) [-]
But Trayvon has already been Zimmered
User avatar #133 to #130 - gramernazi (08/14/2013) [-]
Is Zimmered an actual phrase now? That's the best word I've ever heard.
User avatar #132 to #130 - tomoka (08/14/2013) [-]
Oh god, lol.
User avatar #159 to #127 - doesthislookunsure (08/14/2013) [-]
Yes
sorry I was in a rush when making that comment
#193 - John Cena (08/14/2013) [-]
They need to name hurricanes after police officers. All them ******* would run after hearing that Hurricane Officer John is coming. Officer John killed 5 ******* already. They'd know they don't wanna be there when he comes.
User avatar #258 to #193 - zorororonoa (08/15/2013) [-]
Oh no! Here comes Hurricane Zimmerman!
User avatar #262 to #258 - zorororonoa (08/15/2013) [-]
Wait no, that will probably make them want to attack the hurricane
User avatar #310 to #262 - masterspectre (08/15/2013) [-]
If they try to attack it they will get sucked in and probably die, so this is a good idea.
#202 to #193 - fuckedbyapony (08/15/2013) [-]
Best thing i've read all day
#210 to #193 - couldntcareless (08/15/2013) [-]
Today anon was a pretty cool guy..
#232 - osanilevich (08/15/2013) [-]
In the words of Tumblr, I'm "100% done"
User avatar #22 - bestestname (08/14/2013) [-]
So she calls her own race stupid because they can't understand a weather report. Also she wants black people's names associated with death and destruction. Way to go!
User avatar #242 - thegofuckyourself (08/15/2013) [-]
As a black person I feel I need to say, she's not stupid because she's black.
She's stupid because she's from Texas.
not just Texas, but Houston, the short bus of Texas.
User avatar #248 to #242 - broale (08/15/2013) [-]
I was offended when I read the Texas part, then i saw it narrowed to Huston and I completely agree.
User avatar #172 - durkadurka (08/14/2013) [-]
Shelia Jackson Lee is basically retarded. She is a Congresswoman sitting on the House Committee on Science and the subcommittee on Space and Aeronautics. When she visited NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in 2005, she asked whether the Mars Pathfinder rover had taken a picture of the flag placed by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin.

She's also referred to North and South Vietnam living in peace for decades, despite the country not being divided since the Vietnam War.

In 2003, Sheila Jackson-Lee complained that hurricane names were too “lilly white” and said that “All racial groups should be represented.” She suggested Hurricanes “Keisha, Jamal and Deshawn”.

She's also accused Pepsi of airing a racist commercial.

She's also insisted that we shouldn't blame the gangbangers, but rather the guns for gun crime.

Shelia Jackson Lee is clearly unfit to be serving in congress, and is a massive bigot.
User avatar #203 to #172 - olisaurus ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
And thanks to this post, now Sheila Jackson-Lee is the whole negro community.
User avatar #284 to #203 - durkadurka (08/15/2013) [-]
Nope, just one stupid congresswoman.
#74 - expectation (08/14/2013) [-]
Three Dog's back baby!
#18 - erpetrich (08/14/2013) [-]
Goddamnit I've already said this,  at this point you can just say it, you don't really like black people
Goddamnit I've already said this, at this point you can just say it, you don't really like black people
User avatar #260 to #18 - cabbagemayhem (08/15/2013) [-]
You don't really get us, do you?
User avatar #21 to #18 - wellimnotsure ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
No one does, hell black people don't like other black people
User avatar #53 to #18 - newforomador (08/14/2013) [-]
No, I like black people. However, I do hate ******* . Know the difference.
#350 to #53 - mexicoman (08/15/2013) [-]
If there is a black person who acts like a dick or is disdainfully moronic, just call them so. The word '			*******		 is racist for the precise reason that 'kike' or 'spic' is, it reduces people who you don't like down to their race. You don't see too many people saying 'I don't hate jews, I hate kikes. Know the difference', and for good reason. Being black is not really the pertinent pertinent information when talking about a human being who is reprehensible, all you are doing at that point is maintaining the troll narrative of keeping '			********		 use as a favorite shock value term. A sizeable part of me wants you to keep using the word in that hateful context though, and that an employer or acquaintance sees the 			****		 you post and realizes who you really are. Im not saying you can't say 			******		, just don't use it is as a name to describe black people who don't fit your personal preferences.
If there is a black person who acts like a dick or is disdainfully moronic, just call them so. The word ' ******* is racist for the precise reason that 'kike' or 'spic' is, it reduces people who you don't like down to their race. You don't see too many people saying 'I don't hate jews, I hate kikes. Know the difference', and for good reason. Being black is not really the pertinent pertinent information when talking about a human being who is reprehensible, all you are doing at that point is maintaining the troll narrative of keeping ' ******** use as a favorite shock value term. A sizeable part of me wants you to keep using the word in that hateful context though, and that an employer or acquaintance sees the **** you post and realizes who you really are. Im not saying you can't say ****** , just don't use it is as a name to describe black people who don't fit your personal preferences.
User avatar #378 to #350 - kikes (08/22/2013) [-]
OY VEY RACIST GOYIM!
#336 to #53 - stopsdropsand (08/15/2013) [-]
Tell that to OP, He clearly states Black people in general
#135 - jagenblitz (08/14/2013) [-]
1) This news is 10 years old.

2) Opinions of one black person =/= "black people are pissed".

User avatar #282 to #135 - toosexyforyou (08/15/2013) [-]
If 1 black person has that opinion, then it breaks the reality of us thinking that black people couldn't POSSIBLY be that stupid. Even though it's just 1 person, they lowered the bar for how stupid people can be (not just black people in this example) and we like to think we're in a perfect world where everything is fair and everyone who isn't fair owes us compensation for being unfair so people lowering the stupid bar just pisses people off.
#340 to #282 - stopsdropsand (08/15/2013) [-]
Your logic is archaic, almost outlandish. If one black person does something stupid they unequivocally lower the bar of an entire race?
User avatar #342 to #340 - toosexyforyou (08/15/2013) [-]
It's kinda funny when you get someone who doesn't understand something calling you stupid...

Anyways, think of all the people in the world in a straight lane in order by intelligence, one is the greatest and one is the least intelligent. When someone is born or made less intelligent than the current last person, he lowers the bar because it means that the group of people could be less intelligent than the 2nd most stupid person in the world since proof of it already exists with the most stupid person.

If that wasn't dumbed down enough for you, let me go even further: Stupid people existing make the rest of us sad.
#351 to #342 - stopsdropsand (08/15/2013) [-]
You think an overzealous politician is lowering the bar for the ENTIRE human race?
No........like seriously?

I may have used that pic to soon.
User avatar #357 to #351 - toosexyforyou (08/15/2013) [-]
I don't understand how I could make it simpler for you. Just what aren't you understanding? "Lowering the bar" doesn't mean that the entire related population has gotten stupider, it means that a new person has appeared in that population that has resulted in the lowest IQ to be a lower amount.

Example: John has an IQ of 70 and is a white male. Tim, also a white male, has just taken an IQ test and scored a 65. The lowest IQ in the population right now is 65. Which also means that the possibility of a stupider person than John existing has been proven correct, e.g. Tim.

Learn some critical thinking skills, I feel like you're the stupid guy in your picture and I'm trying to reason with you.
#364 to #357 - stopsdropsand (08/15/2013) [-]
You're not getting those red thumbs from me. I know what the **** you're talking about. If I you really believed i was that stupid I wouldn't be able to operate a computer to even talk to you.

First off, You cannot measure intelligence numerically, it's stupid in of itself. People can be smart in one aspect and not so much in the other. So your whole theory of the "least intelligent person in the world" is blown to **** automatically.

Second, it's not the fact that stupid people exist, It's the fact that you stated their existence pisses you off and is somehow unfair to you. You're not as smart as you believe yourself to be, so try getting off that high horse that's standing on that pedestal which is placed on that upper echelon you falsely accuse yourself off belonging.

And most importantly stop being a ******* dick.
#230 - kuroking (08/15/2013) [-]
I hate when " ******* " make us black people look stupid and trashy. I apologize for some of my monkey brethren.
User avatar #273 to #230 - Bad Man (08/15/2013) [-]
Don't apologize to anyone, it's not your place or your fault.
User avatar #339 to #230 - iridium (08/15/2013) [-]
You don't have to apologize for what other people do outside of your jurisdiction.
User avatar #241 to #230 - thehomage (08/15/2013) [-]
No, Shiela Jackson Lee is a plague on society. As a resident of houston, I'm sorry
User avatar #156 - gragasvlad (08/14/2013) [-]
this bitch needs to learn about natural selection.
#158 to #156 - rimjobmcgee (08/14/2013) [-]
The majority of first world countries need to learn about natural selection. I once bought a toaster and realized it had a 'do not use in bath tub' warning. It's the fatal flaw in humans, we do too much to protect those natural selection would curb
#87 - badthing (08/14/2013) [-]
That would be ironic if we named one Trayvon, and it absolutely ****** up Florida.
User avatar #177 - mrgoodlove (08/14/2013) [-]
This really pisses me off. Even though everybody should know that hurricanes are started by the government to rid us of poorer people.
User avatar #123 - minnten (08/14/2013) [-]
Wow... so THIS is the start of what happened to the world in the movie Idiocracy.
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