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#352 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
Well can't choose any melee weapon cause we all know we don't have the skills or special powers to use these. I'm not an action movie star so I can't shoot for shit or have infinite ammo. I'm not Batman (my parents are alive). Wasn't given a ring by some green alien... Pokeball is probably empty. Guess I have to get some science up in this bitch so here's what I'll do...
Grab the portal gun. Figure out the mechanics and shit and augment the portal size so i can make it bigger if needed. Keep one end in a pit or tall cliff or Australia and shoot the fuckers elsewhere. BOOM THUMBS PLEEZ!

OR

The Dragon Flute. I know that song by heart I bet I can summon him... tho his big ass is probably in Japan....
User avatar #355 to #352 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (08/14/2013) [-]
You're doubting your abilities with a gun or melee weapon, but trust your chances with an experimental gun that creates a worm hole between two areas OR summoning a dragon?
I'm just messing with you man. No shame. But I think I'd take the lightsaber. Even if I'd probably end up dismembering myself.
#358 to #355 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
FIRST OF ALL it's a Dragonzord
I went to school to mess with experimental stuff... I mean-- a lot of it went wrong... but that's how Half-Life was made

lol I thought of that too. "OH man a lightsabre can just sore through gobs of flesh--but, I'm also made of flesh"
User avatar #361 to #358 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (08/14/2013) [-]
And the hylian shield. How bitchin' would that combo be??
#367 to #361 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
My heart was telling me "You have one chance to get the Master Sword DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR US"
User avatar #368 to #367 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (08/14/2013) [-]
It's pretty awful that, if put in this situation, I may go with my want to be the badass with a lightsaber instead of picking something practical.

"arabiddrummer! We need GUNS! This does us literally no good."
"But... but... it's blue..."
#371 to #368 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
But in all honesty it's the best choice of the melee weapons. I mean you're probably gonna come face to face with infected at some point. At least then you can be like:

BRUUUUM...MMM...mmm
*slice*
PSHHHHH

like a BADASS
#372 to #371 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (08/14/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand there go my intestines. Because let's be honest.If you have a lightsaber, you're not following standard safety procedure and firmly grasping i in front of you before you turn it on. You're gonna turn it on from the hip and whip it out like a goddamn Jedi.
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