I'd like a lightsaber. .. >choose pokeball >capture zombies >train massive zombie army >carry more than six in my party because the police >take control of wold >people
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I'd like a lightsaber

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#45 - dawinnamon (08/13/2013) [+] (14 replies)
>choose pokeball
>capture zombies
>train massive zombie army
>carry more than six in my party because **** the police
>take control of wold
>people who disobey get captured
>have them fight other zombies
>all zombies are either captured or dead (again)
>unleash zombie plague once more by my hand
>I now hold the fates of all people on Earth
>finally my chance
>get international audience of everybody
>go on live radio broadcast
>"Attention Earthlings! I am Dawinnamon, and I control whether or not you die."
>everybody scared as ****
>"I will let anybody live so long as they pay the living fee"
>"all personnel must pay three dollars and fifty cents to me"
>Nobody suspects a thing
>mfw
#40 - Killveous (08/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
May God have mercy on my enemies.
For I shall have none.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (08/13/2013) [+] (17 replies)
At first I thought it was a tough choice, and then I saw the infinity gauntlet.
User avatar #360 - schmitty (08/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You take whatever you want, I'll take the cricket bat, we'll split up, clear the town, go 'round mum's, kill Philip, get Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over.
#36 - steelcrasher (08/13/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Cleanse, Purge, KILL!
#174 - ranmikisudia (08/14/2013) [-]
Vera.
#405 - slickwilly (08/14/2013) [-]
Portal Gun.

Now you're thinking with portals..
#303 - CANADIANS ROCK (08/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
FrostMourne - Control the zombies, make them work for me. Pillage all those who oppose. Then say sorry.
#165 - articulate (08/14/2013) [-]
Gee, let me go for tetris blocks.
#267 - asphinctersayswhat (08/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All I need
#245 - garykn (08/14/2013) [-]
Plasma Cutter. Let's go Dead Space all over those mother ******* .
User avatar #135 - quantumlegend (08/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm just gonna roll and count from the top.
*roll 2*
User avatar #138 to #137 - quantumlegend (08/13/2013) [-]
**quantumlegend rolls 33**
#685 - skyhawk (08/14/2013) [-]
green lantern ring of course. once i have that i can will anything i need into existance. i can practically have everything there
green lantern ring of course. once i have that i can will anything i need into existance. i can practically have everything there
User avatar #276 - ballisticmasacre (08/14/2013) [+] (15 replies)
the keyblade....
#32 - flyinarrow (08/13/2013) [-]
i choose a gun of my creation, a gun that has unlimited ammo, shoots as fast as i want, and aims for me

and could also take out a tank

it would be the size of a pen

**** you i do what i want
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User avatar #580 to #577 - Mantis (08/14/2013) [-]
> implying zombies exist/will exist ... Dude, it's one of those fun things, like take your choice between a pokeball, dragon ball, or like one of those ******* yugioh wrist things.
#197 - tendividedbysix (08/14/2013) [-]
Taste my banana, whores.
User avatar #158 - guntoat (08/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lantern ring, I'll see you bitches on Oa
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